Whats kikin guys? Nothin much for me. I just happened to notice something today. I was all reading over the story again and i said to myself:

"Dude, these chapters are way shorter than you thought they were." and i said back "I know, but what to do about it. It's already written and if i change it now, i have to change the whole story."

"Apologize to the readers, and that one reviewer." I said to myself

"That's not a bad idea!" I replied, and then leapt into action like a cheetah on a trampoline. And so, i'm sorry peoples. I know they're short right now, but bear with me. Also, it says humor on the genre. Well here it is, the first chapter where things got funny. I try.

Also, i got a review. When I saw it, I didn't even read it at first. I dropped everything I was doing and loaded this chapter while using the lag time to do the worm in my very cramped room. All I have to say is:

I love you. I love you in a very normal, author and reader way of course, but the love is there. You made my entire week get better. Thanks man. I'll answer reviews at the bottom from now on... answer reviews...I am so awsome...

I dont own Naruto or anybody. I'm actually thinking of selling my soul on ebay for spare cash. I dont own ebay either. sobs

Kanoe awoke to the smell of food. At first she tried to go back to sleep, then she wondered who would be cooking and why were they in her house. She got up and got a baseball bat and silently went to the kitchen. The intruder was there, cooking of all things. She leapt out from her hiding place and swung at the burglar with all her might.

Junichi immediately crumpled to the ground as soon as the blow hit him. Somehow he managed to hold on to consciousness, giving him a good view of Kanoe in her underwear standing over him with a bat. Then he started to see multiples of her and that just made everything worse. He tried to get up but when he reached for something to pull himself up on he grabbed the stove and burnt his hand badly, causing him to fall on the floor on top of his very sore arm.

"Oh shit" was all Kanoe could say as she began to remember why her student was here and then the thought of him cooking wasn't so absurd "I am so sorry!"

She immediately picked him up and laid him back down on the couch. Her first attention went to his hand and she quickly began to dress the wound as best she possibly could.

"Man… why does my head hurt…why are you not wearing clothes…why do there have to be so many of you…" Junichi managed to mutter while staring incredulously around the room. He gently put two fingers in his head and looked at the crimson liquid that had gotten onto his skin. "Hey, I think my head is leaking too…"

"I'm really, really, sorry." Kanoe kept repeating like a mantra of some sort "I thought you were a burglar and hit you with a bat… I think you'll be ok. How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Who cares about fingers, I'm cooking breakfast" He muttered half to himself as he pushed himself back up and went back to the stove as if he were doing it subconsciously.

Kanoe stared at him and then looked down at herself and realized that she wasn't wearing clothes and quickly ran into her bedroom and dressed herself. When she got out Junichi had set a plate of food on the table and was sitting down with an ice pack on the side of his head.

"Kanoe-sensei…" He said, the tone of his voice indicating that his ability to think was returning to him "I'll excuse it this time, but if you ever hit me in the head with anything bat-like in density again, there will be hell to pay. Lots of it."

"Look, I'm sorry" she said as tenderly as possible and trying to ignore his threat "If you can do it, think of a way for me to make it up to you and I'll do whatever I can"

Junichi was silent for a long time, and when he finally spoke, Kanoe was already eating. "Get us a good A level mission." He said definitely.

Kanoe nearly choked on her food. "I can't do that!" she exclaimed "Do you know how much trouble I could get in if I did that? I could lose my job!"
"Do you know exactly how much blood I lost out of a wound in my head you caused while I was cooking breakfast for you?" Junichi said tersely "I don't mean anything immediate, just within a few weeks or so. Our team needs something like this and I think we can pull through it if we were given the chance. Ayane needs to be challenged to be able to perform and Saotome isn't a slouch. He knows how to do things and I think he holds a lot back. If we can extract their abilities and exploit them, I think we have one of the best genin teams in current operation."
Kanoe looked down at her food for a second. It was actually quite good. Not burnt or anything. "Alright, I'll do it." She finally agreed "But if I do and you all get killed, know that its you're fault and not mine. I'll assist you in any fights we get into and instruct you all I can, but I hold no responsibility. That's my terms"

"Deal" Junichi said, closing his eyes and leaning back in his chair "I'll give you two months tops. Do it when you think we'll be best equipped for it within that timeframe."

Shang: I freakin love you man! The first reviewer on my first story ever...my beloved Shang...now to adress your review. It does get quite a bit better, according to me, and I'm a pretty sharp guy if I do say so myself. And you'll learn alot about him, considering I center alot of my story around him. Hope you keep reading. You will always have a special place in my heart.