Author's Notes: Hello, this will be my collection of Heero x Duo drabbles and ficlets I write for the livejournal community beat(underscore)of(underscore)destiny.

Just as a note, Relena does make positive-appearances in these stories because while I love 1x2, I also love her as a character.

A major thanks to my friend and Gundam-series beta-reader, Freya-sama2x1x2

Title: Caught in the Act
Theme: #93- Not Funny
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Duo/Heero
Summary: "Someday, when we're old and wrinkled and telling our grandkids about the war- we will look back at this day and laugh."
"Duo, stop laughing. This isn't funny."

The braided young man snorted, trying to compose himself once again. Heero was right, being in a hostage situation wasn't funny and he really shouldn't be laughing- but he couldn't help himself.

"I can see the headlines now: Miss Peacecraft's personal bodyguard and his partner being held hostage after being caught with their guard down."

"My guard wasn't down," Heero muttered, eyeing the ropes that held them and wondering how hard it would be to try and break through them.

"No, but your pants were…" Duo countered, the comment sending him into another fit of laughter.

"Duo," He warned, patience wearing thin, "It really isn't funny."

"Come on Heero, loosen up. Someday, when we're old and wrinkled and telling our grandkids about the war- we will look back at this day and laugh."

Heero frowned, "Duo. We're both guys. We can't have children, let alone grandchildren."

Duo shrugged, "We can adopt. Or corrupt Relena's kids. Or both."

"I think you've laughed enough today for many years to come."

The former Deathscythe pilot grinned as another devilish idea came to mind.

"I wonder what the other guys will say when they found out how we got caught…"

Wishing his arms were free so he could rub his temples, Heero sighed.

"I really don't want to know."

Clearing his throat, Duo rattled off the comments he supposed the other three would have.

"If you get out of this, you could make a circus act out of it."

Switching voices, Duo mumbled, "I do not know you two, I have never known you two. And I really didn't need to know about your sex life."

And finally, finishing it off.

"I hope you two were using protection."

"Duo. Shut up," The former Wing Zero pilot said, trying his best to use sheer strength to snap the ropes.

About to launch into another set of rambles about how utterly humorous their predicament was, Duo finally shut up at the sounds of gunshots from out in the hallway.

"Ah looks like the guys are here."

Heero braced himself for the joking, the mockery and the strange questions he was sure to receive about how he managed to get captured so easily.

"All right boys, I'm running late for a meeting- so hurry up."

The two glanced up at the voice, both slightly shocked as to who it was.

Sure enough, there stood Relena in a very nice, formal dress with a smoking revolver in her hand. Tossing a pocket knife in Heero's direction, the young woman shook her head.

"You said Duo Maxwell would be the downfall of you, but now I'm apt to believe it," She said with a laugh.

Heero scowled, quickly using the knife to cut the ropes free. Standing, he looked to Relena.

"If you don't mind, I'm going home to bed."

"He had a long night last night…" Duo piped up with a laugh.

"Duo," He tossed the pocket knife right at the brown-haired man's head, "It's not funny."