Madame Mariah's Twisted Fairy Tales:
Chapter One-Rapunzel
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rapunzel. Her parents let the evil pixie-fairy-witch lock her up in a tower so that she wouldnt consume any rotten food by-products. Everyone knows what happens when you consume rotten food by-products. Anyways, so the girl named Rapunzel was locked up in the tower for a long time without any scissors so her hair got long. She sat at the window all the time so that her hair could air out since she didnt have enough shampoo to wash it. One magical day, a mental russian prince named STAS came to her 'rescue' on the milleneum falcon (aka. wales bus #3). Rapunzel thought that the mental russian prince named STAS was a gay robber(STAS was after all, wearing a girl belt), so she got the magic pink sledgehammer out of the closet just in case.
"Who are you?" Asked Rapunzel. When magic Rapunzel said this she sounded like magic Mr.Bail the math teacher.
"Im STAS." Mumbled STAS.
"Your name is SAUCE?" Asked Rapunzel.
"STAS!" Mumbled STAS.
"SAUCE! YOUR NAME IS SAUCE!
"STAS!"
"How do you spell it?" Asked Rapunzel
"S-T-A-S."
"Oh, so your name is STAS! Who names their kid STAS?"
"Im gonna rescue you by climbing up and down your hair for weeks and weeks, day after day. Then im gonna marry you."
"Wellllll... Okay!" Said Rapunzel.
A few weeks later the mental prince named STAS came back and proposed to Rapunzel.
"Want a pencil? I'll give you it for free." Said STAS.
"Eeww. You're gross." Said Rapunzel. She jumped out the window of her tower, stole the Milleneum Falcon, and went to the mall with her friends Mariah and Eila. They all wore pink sombreros.
THE ENDā¤
Based on a true story.