Things They'll Never Say
By Aya Honey
Disclaimer: Do I look Japanese? Neither do I. Do I look rich to you? I don't think so. I wish I would… T.T
A.N: Hiiiyaaa! Long time no see! I wasn't going to put anymore chapies to this fic but, it seems that some people liked it, and since I got some crazy ideas, I thought I could post some more. Hope you like it! And remember, R&R!
InuYasha
- Kikyou, I don't wanna see you ever again.
(Kikyou: What! Ò.Ó
InuYasha: Err… Kikyou darling… you know I wouldn't say anything like that, would I?
Kagome: "Kikyou darling"?
InuYasha: Oooops… o.O
Kagome: Osuwari! Osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari osuwari!
InuYasha: X.X)
- I don't wanna go after Naraku anymore… I give up…
(InuYasha: Stupid woman+to Aya+ Why do you always have to make me says those stupid things?
Aya: I don't know. It's seems funny to me! But as the title of this fic says, "things they'll never say"… Or are you planning to say that for real?
InuYasha: Of course not!
Aya: Just makin' sure…
- Naraku, my hero+in a girly voice and starry eyes+
(InuYasha: That's it! Now you'll see! Ò.Ó
Aya: Ooopss… O.o Help+Running away from InuYasha+
Everyone: ··· -.-;;,
Shippo: Hope she survives… )
- Chasing Naraku is so much fun!
(InuYasha: Whaat! Do you think we enjoy chasing him, almost being killed, and that stuff? This things is a very serious matter! Ò.Ó
Aya: You don't enjoy it, but we do. .
Sango: Since when he understands what is serious and what is not? --)
Kagome
- Kikyou, I don't envy you anymore!
(Kagome: ···
Shippo: Oh oh... That face expression is suspicious…)
- I wanna have more Math tests!
(Kagome: ··· X.X
InuYasha: Great, just great+both hands on his hips, looking at Aya+ Thanks Aya, now you've just done it! Now I have to wake her up! AGAIN!
Aya+Full of scratches and bruises + You're welcome! Anytime! ;-P )
Naraku
- +To every character which are good+ Please, forgive me. I was blinded by greed and power. It was all my entire fault. Can't we all be just friends?
(Naraku: Little useless human… Now you'll pay me from last time!
Aya: Oooops… o.O Not agaaaainn…. +starts running away+
Kagura: I don't know if she'll make alive it this time… --;;)
Jaken
- Sesshoumaru-sama is not the best. InuYasha is.
(Sesshoumaru: ···
Jaken: Sesshoumaru-sama! O.o You know I would never say that!)
- Naraku-sama, you're the best!
(Sesshoumaru: ···
Jaken: Sesshoumaru-sama! Please do—
Sesshoumaru: ··· +gives Jaken many bumps in his head and walks away+
Aya: I better go…)
Miroku
- +To any random girl+ Even though you're very pretty, I won't ask you to have a son of mine. I desisted being pervert.
(Sango: This time the world'll come to an end… --
Everyone else, including Naraku, excluding Miroku: Yeah… --;;
Miroku: You're so cruel to me, thinking that bad about me…
Aya: But it's the truth… You are and you will always be a womanizer… I do pitty Sango… VV)
- I love yaoi!
(Miroku: What's that?
Sango: How should I know?
Kagome: Ahhh…+gasps+ O/O It's when… +whispers into Miroku's ear+
Miroku: X.X
Aya: Ooopss…
Kagome: -/- I think that was too much for him… )
Sango
- Miroku-sama, I like it when you're perverted.
(Miroku+starry eyes+ Really?
Sango: Grrrr… Ò.Ó +gives big bump to Miroku with her Hiraikotsu+walks away very angry+
Miroku: ··· )
- Miroku-sama, why don't you ask her +points any random village girl+ to have your child? She seems to be very pretty…
(Miroku: You're very gentle to say that to me and give me permission! Thank you! Bye!
Sango: I can't anymore… Too tired…)
Kouga
- Naraku, I forgive you! Let's be friends!
(Kouga: Woman… +growls+
Aya: Ooops… Er… Gotta go!)
Shippo
- When I grow up I wanna be like Naraku!
(Shippo: O.o
Aya: Shippo-chan, I now that is something you'll never ever say… That's why I put it… You're not like certain someone I know… +looks at InuYasha+
InuYasha: Hey! What's that supposed to mean!
Aya: Nothing… )
Sesshoumaru
- +To InuYasha+ I love you, little brother
(Sesshoumaru: ··· +Looking at Aya+
Aya: Sesshoumaru-sama… he he… ;;)
- +To any random person+ Let's be friends!
(Sesshoumaru: ······ +continues looking at Aya+
Aya: Sesshoumaru-sama… em… +begins to back away+)
- I am not cold.
(Sesshoumaru: Woman.
Aya: O.O Erm… Remembered something I had to do… GOTTA GO+runs away at light speed+)
Kikyou
- I love ya Naraku! (Goes hugs him)
(Kikyou: You… +hissing at Aya, aiming at her with her bow+
Aya: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa+Runs away, again+)
Kagura
- (To Naraku) Daddy+goes give him a big tight hug+
(Kagura+to Aya+ Despicable human! I won't let you make me another victim +attacks with her fan at Aya+
Aya+barely dodges and continues running away+)
Kanna
- I feel.
(Others, including Naraku: O.o
Kanna: ··· +She is actually too shocked to do anything else…+)
Owari…?
A.N.: So, did you like it? As I said again, R&R! I think I deserve reviews; I almost got killed out there… I don't think I wanna risk my life out there again…
Oh, maybe this is neither the place nor the time but, as I know that are many American people out there that may be reading this fic, and to those people, and for the victims… I'm so sorry for the Katrina incident. I really am.