THANK YOU READERS! Time Warp has returned to it's regular number of hits, and will be continued.

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TIME WARP: PART FOUR

Written by Matt Duszynski

PREVIOUSLY ON TIME WARP:

The four planes sped away from the once-lab area, now concealed in a blossoming mushroom cloud.

"Hey Sonic. Sonic? Turn the radio on, you (phone ringing) ! That's better."

"What do you want, Tails?"

"You know, you owe mw $17,298,193 for all the other times you've blown up my lab, and another $9,821,374 for the nuclear reactor and plutonium."

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

AND NOW THE CONTINUATION:

"Can everyone hear me?"

"Yep."

"Yes."

"Useless, useless, useless, useful, useless…"

"KYRA, YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!"

Kyra commenced to stick her face through the radio.

"Your inventions are mostly useless. Hold on… don't you dare touch that button, you-"

Tails turned off the radio.

"MELP! I'M SHTUCK IN A WADIO!"

"Moving right along, I need everybody to proceed to coordinates N 30 08.293' W 095 92.834'."

"Huh?"

"Take a right at Jason's Deli, and follow I-45 until you get to Exit 85A.

"Roger. Where are you going?"

"I have to test the new feature on the Tornado IV."

"No way are you pulling that one again Tails!"

"Too late!"

And it was too late, as Tails and the Tornado IV sped off at Mach III.

"How the f-(static)- did he do that?"

"-(static)-"

"-(static)-"

"Hello? Anybody there?"

Then, a humongous flash occurred inside the Tornado III, disabling its engines and short-circuiting all the electronics inside.

"That was oddly inconvienent."

Then, the Tornado III blew up.

"YAAAAAAAAAAH!"

COUPLE THOUSAND FEET IN FRONT OF EXPLOSION

"Did anyone hear a scream?"

"Just keep driving."

"MELP! I'M SHTILL STUCK IN THE WADIO!"

"How did you get in there in the first place?"

"LEMME OUT YOU-"

MEANWHILE… UMM… WHERE THE HECK IS TAILS?

"Hello! I am StrawberryClock!"

"Where am I, and why is there a freaking strawberry in my face?"

"You are at Newgrounds portal. All your base are belong to us."

"What the crap."

"You are on the way to destruction."

"THAT'S IT!"

Tails got in the Tornado IV, now in car form, and proceeded to smash StrawberryClock to bits.

"He has defeated StrawberryClock! He is the new King Of The Portal!"

"I gotta get out of here!"

"You have no chance to survive make your time."

"FCK YOU, A$$H0LE!"

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH, THE LONE RANGER DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A POOL TABLE. NOT REALIZING THIS, SHADOW RAN HIM OVER ON THE WAY TO TAILS' SECRET LAB

"Crap, I got Lone Ranger on my windshield."

"Squirt a little water, that'll get him off."

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BLUE HALO BASE…

"Yo yo yo I am the Blue Halo Clock. What's up d00d?"

"Right…"

Then, the clock was squashed by Tails and his Tornado IV.

"Aw man, I got Blue Halo Clock all over my windshield!"

"Squirt a little water, that'll get him off."

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH, THE TORNADO HAD A BLOWOUT DUE TO THE RUBBERIZED HOUSING ON TAILS' AUTOMATIC CHILI MAKER THAT SKYE THREW OUT THE WINDOW

"Squirt a little water, that'll get him off."

"The engine exploded you retard!"

"Don't call Shadow a retard!"

"You like him, don't you, Kyra?"

"You retard!"

"You had better take that back, you…"

"Kyra, Skye, I'd love to see you beat each other senseless, but THE TORNADO IS ON FIRE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! Excuse me while I go get a gin & tonic."

"There's a bar in the Tornado?"

"You're not really focusing on priorities here."

"Right. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

"Not if I can help it!"

"I thought your plane exploded."

"Umm… well… you see…"

"You're a retard, Sonic."

"Don't you call Sonic…"

"But it's true!"

"Tails? When the h3ll did you get here?"

"About the 'Kyra, Skye, I'd love to see you beat each other senseless…' part."

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HALO BASE…

"Who was that weirdo?"

"I don't know, but I'm going to devote my entire life to killing him."

Someone snuck up and melee'd him.

"PWNED!"

Respawn in: 10

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"Uh-oh."

"(thwack) PWNED!"

"AGAIN!"

And I'll stop there. Suffice it to say that the pwning goes on for another couple minutes before the guy turns around and unloads a Magnum into the other guy's head.

Follow-Up Review:

Skye/Kyra The Hedgehog: I'm profusely sorry for the mistake in your character's personality. It has been subsequently corrected.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I went on vacation for a week, and now I'm backed up straight to hell with all three stories, and a new one I'm working on. I'm burning the candle at both ends and the middle, and it's a big candle, too. Please continue to review, otherwise I won't have any inspiration to continue my stories. Also, I noticed that this story doesn't show on anyone's story alert list, or favorite stories list. Just a fact I noticed, because it's lagging behind my other stories.