TIME WARP: FINAL CHAPTER
Lemon Meringue
Can't do reviews, it's the final chapter, I'll thank everyone that ever reviewed in the Epilogue. Sorry for the final chapter being this late.
Readers: (not there)
Me: GOD DANG IT I LOST ALL MY READERS!
Readers: HE'S BACK! (readers murder me in 100 different ways, hang my body, and launch a rocket into my mutilated corpse)
Me (ghost): Dang it! Something tells me I will be facing the wrath of Whit Hot Poker Version 3.9 BETA RELEASE 2. ON TO THE STORY!
PREVIOUSLY:
A bunch of crazy crap happened, the Lone Ranger got run over, etc. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, CLICK THE BACK ARROW, YOU LAZY FOOL!
AND NOW THE CONCLUSION…
TAILS' SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB: 2100 HOURS
"And we're all here."
Sonic looked around and realized that nobody was there.
"CRAP!"
Suddenly, all three Tornadoes came crashing in on fire. Ouch.
"GET OUT AND GRAB EVERYTHING! IT'S GONNA BLOW!"
"Uhh… Sonic, I use nonflammable fuel in my planes."
"TAILS? How the crap did you get here?"
"Tornado IV Prototype."
"…"
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? GET THIS STUFF IN MY SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB!"
TAILS' SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB: 2200 HOURS
"There we go. Okay, there's Halo and Halo 2 downstairs…"
Tails realized that everyone was playing Halo and/or Halo 2 already.
"D'OH!"
TAILS' SECRET… YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE: 2300 HOURS
"I WON THAT SLAYER MATCH!"
"NO, I DID!"
Tails walked in to see a brawl between Sonic and Shadow, with Kyra and Skye standing off to the side, and Knuckles somewhere else. Heck, I can't even remember if Knuckles was actually in the story! He's off somewhere, okay? Tails motioned Kyra and Skye over to the side, pointed to a switch, and then pointed to the precariously perched piles of pies protruding from the platform plastered to the point above the presently protective people.
In understandable English, there were pies above Sonic and Shadow. Kyra hit the perfectly placed plaster plated panel, and all the pies hit Sonic and/or Shadow directly in the face.
'Lemon Meringue. Wait…'
"PIE FIGHT!"
YUP, STILL IN THE SAME PLACE: 2400 HOURS
"Well, that was fun. Now, please get the hell out of my lab."
"Aww…"
"PARTY AT SONIC'S PLACE!"
"DANG IT TAILS!"
"Gotta go!"
And the chase was on, Tails in the Tornado IV and Sonic with his super speed.
"Well… that was interesting."
"PARTY AT SONIC'S PLACE!"
And that's where I'm going to end. Who knows? If I get five reviews, maybe this won't be the final chapter! I guess you'll have to review and find out!
Readers: (snarl menacingly)
Me: Heh heh… it's all up to you, so click, type, review!
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