Mandy and Xellos's Night Out
Author's Note: This was just a fun little thing my friend, who shall henceforth be called Mandy, and I thought up. Aside to said friend—I hope you don't mind me making you seem like a complete and utter spazz ; Warnings include a small bit of undergarment humor, excessive squealing, Xellos torture, and a very passionate love scene. Okay, okay, just kidding no love scene. glances at friend Er, Mandy? Mandy? C-c'mon, it was just a joke… Please put the fork down!
Mandy and Xellos take a seat in a quiet restaurant. The candle-light flickers across the table as the waiters bring the two their food. Mandy is smiling like a child who's just been handed the deed to a candy store.
Mandy: nn Finally, I get to go on an actual date with one of my favorite anime characters! Oh, this is so great!
Xellos is turning blue.
Xellos: Ah, Mandy-san? Could you try not to be so, er, happy?
Mandy doesn't hear.
Mandy: I'm sooo happy! This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!
Xellos: Mandy-saaaaaa….
Xellos passes out. Mandy looks at him, realizing that her date just collapsed into his plate.
Mandy: Oh no! This is awful! While I was talking, my date was choking to death! It's all my fault!
Mandy's negative emotions revitalize the poor mazoku. Xellos sits up and picks a chicken wing out of his hair.
Mandy: Oh, thank L-sama! You're alright! I'm so relieved!
Xellos waves his hands at her.
Xellos: Mandy-san, watch the positive energy , please!
Mandy glomps the protesting demon, who promptly goes unconscious from Mandy's sappiness.
Mandy: I've killed him again! No, my poor baby!
Mandy wails, cuddling her apparently deceased date. The entire restaurant is now watching the scene. Xellos comes to, refreshed by Mandy's grief.
Xellos: Mandy-san, could you please try to control yours-
Mandy, realizing her date is not, in fact, dead, squeals with glee, still hugging him.
Mandy: Xel-chan! You're alive again! It our true love that's returned you to me, I'm sure!
Xellos: No, no… anything but the 'true love' speech…
Mandy: It's our destiny to be together! L-sama has seen our feelings for each other and was touched by the power of our love!
Xellos goes out cold. Mandy blinks and shakes the unconscious demon.
Mandy: My date is narcoleptic! How annoying! I'm so hurt that he wouldn't tell me about his condition!
Mandy's annoyance brings the brain-dead mazoku back once again.
Xellos: Mandy-san, are you doing this on purpose!
Mandy ignores his question.
Mandy: Oh, he's back! Now we can talk again. Xel-chan, don't you think children are sooo cute?
Xellos scoots away, terrified.
Mandy: I mean, I bet your kids would be adorable, with their widdle staffs and their purple hair… Don't you want kids?
Xellos is crawling towards the door.
Mandy: Xel-chan? Where are you going? Xel-chan?
Beastmaster Xellas appears in front of her prone priest. She grins evilly.
Beastmaster: I tried to tell you, Xellos. Never make bets with me.
Xellos looks up.
Xellos: Pink lace?
Beastmaster turns red and smacks the priest for looking up her dress. Xellos rubs his head.
Xellos: But you didn't tell me she was one of those fawning fangirls!
Beastmaster raises an eyebrow.
Beastmaster: Never mind, Xellos-kun. You didn't stay the entire time, so I win.
Beastmaster teleports away the protesting priest. Mandy is left at the restaurant.
Mandy: Oh, dear… Was it something I said?