FMA is not currently mine but it soon shall be!
I credit this story to a reviewer of another story. Thank you for the idea.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Ed and Roy switched places? That instead Roy is the short dog of the military? Ed the playboy Colonel of the military? Well here it is then! Enjoy!
Late night. Everything was quiet inside the HQ…not a sound besides snoring or sleep talking. Al was peacefully sleeping to a best an armor can, with a stuffed cat pressed to his side. The windows were slightly open and there was a light breeze, making the curtains sway. Edward was tossing and turning on his mattress…
Next morning Ed woke up and went to the bathroom, he brushed back his golden hair and re-braided it. Did all that morning freshening up thing. As he walked back to his room he hummed a little song and as he entered he said a cheery good-morning to Al. With no response whatsoever he shrugged it off, thinking Alphonse was tired or something. He quickly pulled on his…. uniform? What was he doing with a uniform?
"Al what happened to my clothes?"
" Who are you calling Al, baby?" she sat up all disoriented.
"HOLY CRAP THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING"
" But I…"
Edward ran out of there as fast as he could, pulling on his uniform on at the same time. Ed skidded into the hallway and he kept running, he was stopped though by Havoc ((well really he kinda ran over him))
"Colonel! What's the rush!" Havoc said while getting up.
" WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!"
" I-I said C-colonel, sir.."
" I'm a colonel?"
" Uh, sir have you been drinking again?"
Edward or er…Colonel Elric waked away and sat at his desk. Edward glanced around at his surroundings, taking it all in. He leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head; he then picked up his legs and put them down on top of his desk.
Just then, Hawkeye came in…
" Colonel sir, the brothers are here to speak with you"
Ed almost slipped up. He almost said…
" But I'm right here!"
Yet instead he replied…
" Of course Riza, send them in"
"Riza, sir?" she wasn't used to being called by her first name.
"What you changed your name or something?"
Hawkeye muttered something under her breath along the lines of "drinking…." And left the room leaving the door open for the suit of armor and the short black-haired boy.
TO BE CONTINUED…