FMA not mine but beware

Alphonse came trotting in with Roy at his side; it was interesting for Ed since he was looking at Al at a taller angle and actually looking down at Roy! Roy of course looked more than pissed off; he then shoved his hands into his pockets. This further amused Ed as he saw that they had also switched clothes and some attributes; for Ed was tall and muscular and he had no metal parts, Roy was small and a bit on the puny side and he had the metal arm and leg.

" What do you want C-umm…er…? Roy?" Ed said slowly

" I want a goddamn explanation Elric! What is going on here!" Roy said while approaching the desk

" Yeah, I woke up this morning and I thought something was funny too. Why did we switch bodies?" he put his face in his hand pondering.

" S-switched bodies?"

" Brother, I think the Colonel's been drinking again…you know how he is…." Al said meekly from his position behind Roy.

" I always thought he drunk…" Ed said stupidly and unaware

Roy and Alphonse looked at him as if he were a mental patient who escaped and ended up somehow, here. Ed realized his mistake and quickly said…

"Why does everyone say I drink!"

" Because, flicker alchemist…you do!"

Ed started to get a headache…Roy was annoying him immensely.

" Ugh…forget it what did you want in the first place…"

" Well first of all, I'm tired and you keep sending me mission after mission…"

" That's the rules you join you work…" he picked up a rulebook and was looking through it with little cute glasses.

" But im different! I am Thee Full Metal Alchemist! I'm famous! I deserve the credit!" Roy went on…. Complaining

Time stopped for Ed in his mind…wait hold on a minute here. Am I having an epiphany? So this is what Roy goes through with me…and people accusing him of drinking. Maybe he has a problem that I just don't know about…and needs help. Who am I kidding? Don't I hate this guy? Do I really? I have no idea what's going on…. With that said he cleared his mind and throat…

"Full metal shrimp please go…I need to think right now" he said as only Roy would.

"But I-"

" Brother, Nii-san, let's leave him alone for a little bit…" Al said while pushing his brother out the door.

Ed put his head on the desk and continued to think……