Chapter 2
Things have now changed dramatically with Sanzo as the new director.
(Gets whacked on the head with lethal paper fan.)
Sanzo (Anger vein popping out): "What do you mean by taking a turn for the worst? Your English is atrocious, why the goddam hell are you narrating? DIE!"
(The narrotor manages to survive as Sanzo has turned his attention to Goyjo.)
Gojyo: "She's trying to say in the nicest way known to the world that you offically suck as a director and that we are all doomed. (Breaking into hysterics.) Unfortunately, that, means that the world is about to lose its biggest heart throb unless something drastic is done. I'm only 22! Much too young to die! Especially at the hands of a freaking sadistic monk!"
(Sanzo starts reloading his demon exterminating gun, his anger vein protruding even more visibly.)
Hakkai (Trying to break Sanzo and Goyjo's fight): "Now, now, Sanzo. I'm sure its really not necessary to take such a drastic measure. Surely you don't want to reduce yourself from a monkey-rearer (Referring to Goku as the monkey) to a pest exterminator?"
Sanzo (Calming down and putting his gun away): "I agree with you but I'm not a monkey rearer!"
Goku (Stuffing his mouth full of food.): "Imfutefonyr!"
Dokugakuji: "Can someone please translate that?"
Lilin: "He said I'm not a monkey!"
Gojyo (Venting his anger on Lilin): "I should have known. Monkeys can understand other monkeys."
Kougaiji (Very pissed off): "One more word out of you and I'll slit your throat and tear your voice box out."
Yaone: "Kougaiji san! Don't let Lilin hear such stuff!"
Dokugakuji: "Well, remember what happened in Take 2?"
Flashback
Take 2
Kougaiji and Goku are getting ready for yet another fight. Kougaiji dashes forward, this time flawlessly unlike the previous time.
Goku: "Staff, extend!"
As Goku's staff extends, it snaps.
Goku: 0.0
As it breaks into two,Goku falls towards the ground. Luckily he drops on Kougaiji as he dashes by. (A/N: As in luckily for him and unluckily for Kougaiji who is now as flat as a pancake imprinted into the ground.)
End of flashback
Kougaiji (Glaring at Sanzo): "The stupid monkey had just eaten his fill and I had all of my breath squeezed out of me. 5000 years of my life has been taken away."
Sanzo (Returning the glare with one of his own personally specialized death glares): "The problem was not with the prop. The stupid monkey was just overweight."
Kougaiji: "Oh really? You monk with a warped mind, that monkey burns off his calories by being hyper-active and annoying us."
(In the background, Goku is preoccupied with taking a nap. Everyone sweatdrops.)
Sanzo (Giving a sarcastic snort.): "I agree with the annoying part but not with the hyper-active."
Gojyo: "Anyway that's not the point. The fact is that Goku's staff has never broken before. At least not till corrupt monk took over and replaced the props with the second hand cheapskate materials."
Lilin: "That's right! I agree with crappy cockroach head. Although baldy head's a good piggy back ride, he's a bad, horrible director."
Everyone sweatdrops.
Yaone: "How long is Samantha going to be in Japan anyway?"
Sanzo: "How the dammed hell am I supposed to know? Maybe around 6 months or so. She'll do anything to get away from the likes of you."
A dark aura settles over the group as they think about what they would do to get away from director Sanzo. Harkuyuu is even considering enrolling himself in the circus with Hakkai as his trainer...
A/N: So that's it. Please review! Oh yeah, and can anyone please come up with suggestions for chapter three in their reviews? I'm sorry but I'm just out of ideas and under too much stress... This is the result of being a school girl hassled by teachers to hand up homework on time...