MOSQUITON (MASTER OF MOSQUITON) VS. CHI (CHOBITS)
(also appearing is Happosai from Ranma ½)
(Disclaimer: We again don't own these characters… weep weep. Go Mosquiton! And Chi! We switched the other character to Chi because it would be an even better opportunity for humorous events)
By IWH-master (and Sanzoswife)
MOSQUITON: (is flying in the helicopter and out of nowhere he starts to hear an annoying beeping sound) What the Hell? Where is that sound coming from? (the helicopter starts to go down) OUT OF GAS! (he had finally seen the blinking light) WHAT IS GAS! (the helicopter crashes in a parking lot, taking out a boatload of cats) MMMEEEEEOOOOWWWWW!(that was the cats) OOWWW! (he climbs out of the wreckage and finds that he is bleeding. It quickly heals but this takes energy so he wants a "snack." He starts to wander down the street and spots a girl on top of a lamppost)
CHI: (is sitting on the lamppost, in her white and blue dress, staring into space. Her ribbons are flowing oh so gracefully)
MOSQUITON: (starts to creep towards the lamppost) she looks delectable.
CHI: (she glances down and sees him. She alights from the lamppost and flutters down ever so gracefully... until she lands, cracking the sidewalk under her seemingly delicate feet. She looks at him with her digital focus, and cocks her head to the side) Chi?
MOSQUITON: (looks down at her and cocks and eyebrow) Okay? What are you?
CHI: (points finger at him) Hideki!
MOSQUITON: (takes her hand) Is your hand all right? What is Hideki? Can you understand me? (is bending so that his face is right in front of hers)
CHI: (takes her hand away from him) Not what… who.
MOSQUITON: (puts hands in the air) What do you mean who?
CHI: (takes his hand) Hideki is a who, not a what.
MOSQUITON: Hideki is a who… so Hideki is a person?
CHI: Hideki is Chi's.
MOSQUITON: (thinks for a moment) Who is Chi?
CHI: Chi is Chi (puts her hand to her chest)
MOSQUITON: OH! So you are Chi! Well is Hideki your slave, vampire, or did you think that I was your slave? (starts to confuse himself)
CHI: Hideki is Chi's special someone.
MOSQUITON: Okay… but why did you call me Hideki?
CHI: (looks confused) Chi?
MOSQUITON: (starts to feel a little more weak, and sinks to his knees. He then looks up at her) so what is a cute little thing like you wandering around, and perching on light posts for?
CHI: (looks confused) Chi?
MOSQUITON: Ummmmmmmmm… yeah. No. Why are you wandering around?
CHI: (looks confused) Chi?
MOSQUITON: (droops head) ah! Okay? (looks back up) you feel a little cold. It's not so good if someone like me can tell that you are colder.
CHI: What is cold?
MOSQUITON: (cocks an eyebrow again) do you know anything? (he is starting to get a little annoyed and is ready to suck her dry without polite conversation first)
CHI: Chi does not have feelings like humans do.
MOSQUITON: Like humans do? (he is getting suspicious of Chi)
CHI: Chi is a persocom.
MOSQUITON: (thinks for a sec then decides that he doesn't want to bother trying to find out what a persocom is. He gets up and lunges at her, his teeth hit metal) OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! What the hell!
CHI: What were you trying to do? (she looks at him sympathetically)
MOSQUITON: YOU AREN'T A HUMAN? (he held his mouth. He started ranting. This showed his dark side even more, his fangs elongating with each start of a new sentence, and his eyes slowly turn red)
CHI: Chi is a persocom… a walking computer. You aren't human? (looks even more confused)
MOSQUITON: (looks at her with bloodshot eyes and his fangs popping out and stares in disbelief) NO! I'M A FREAKING VAMPIRE! YOU KNOW A BLOODSUCKER!
CHI: You are definitely freaking out. Maybe you should see a doctor. (still sympathetic and holding hands out to him)
MOSQUITON: (looks at her hands in even more disbelief) WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS ME! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED! (he was losing his patience, and even more strength)
CHI: (cute little Japanese bow) I'll do my best to be scared. (turns and runs delicately away waving hands in the air) AAAAHHH A FREAKING VAMPIRE! YOU KNOW A BLOODSUCKER!
MOSQUITON: (he runs after her) what the hell is she doing?
CHI: (runs into a dead end and is trapped against a brick wall)
MOSQUITON: (sees her and starts to run full speed at her)
CHI: (puts hands out in front of her one in front of the other so as to stop his impact)
MOSQUITON: (is about two inches from her neck when he feels an overwhelming pressure in his chest area and stops. Looks down to his chest)
CHI: (looks at her arms. She can only see to her elbow. The rest has impeded his being, pushing his heart out of him through his back)
MOSQUITON: (is coughing) I've been run through by a "scared" walking computer! (drops off of her arms and falls to the ground)
CHI: (drops to the ground and holds him to her. She starts crying for Hideki because now she is scared because she killed someone)
HAPPOSAI: What a haul! What a HAUL! (hops to the entrance of the alley. Notices Chi) OOOOOhhhhh! What a chest! (runs over to her)
CHI: (is crying, and looks up at Happosai with glossy eyes) I didn't mean to kill him. He ran into me. (shifts Mosquiton a little)
HAPPOSAI: (notices her panties showing a little from under her skimpy dress) Ooooo! Panties!
CHI: (looks down and notices that he can see her underwear) Hideki goes crazy seeing panties too!
HAPPOSAI: (eyes are bright. He wants her panties. He lifts her skirt)
CHI: (uses Mosquiton's body as a hammer of sorts, and whacks Happosai on the head, squishing him)
HAPPOSAI: Ooooo! You are one feisty girl! Hot dog!
CHI: (starts to run, ends up in a garbage dump)
HAPPOSAI: What a haul! (is running after Chi, and trips over a lever)
CHI: (is picked up by a huge magnet, which scrambles her data, and drops her into a trash compactor, where she is NO MORE)
HAPPOSAI: (watches this event, can't believe his eyes, and creeps away)
(this stuff is getting more and more screwed up as we make more of them. Tee hee! Okay so we enjoy everyone reading these messed up things. Our next one will contain Happosai (Ranma ½) yet again vs. Sanzo (Saiyuki) vs. Integra (Hellsing) GO US! And yes we like making them out of character! Boo ya! )