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Satsuki: OMG! We haven't been putting up a disclaimer!
Ayame: uh-oh! Ok, here's one
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Ayame: All right then, anything you want to add Suki?
Satsuki: Ya, actually. I found out yesterday that I have the power to have a heat-rush!
Ayame: a heat rush?
Satsuki: Ya, like a sugar-rush, but I got it by eating salsa, so I call it a heat-rush!
Ayame: alrighty then! On with the chapter!
Inuyasha and Harry PotterChap 3
The great hall was a buzz with talk of the new DADA (defense against the dark arts) teachers. Everyone was excited to have a demon teaching them. What they didn't know is that Inuyasha was secretly listing in on there conversations, (A/N Ayame: just so you now, the next part was all Satsuki's idea!)
" Oh my gosh! He's more gorgeous than Lockhart!" fifth year Hufflepuff girl was telling her friends.
"That lady Kagome is SO lucky!" her friend replied
This made Inuyasha smile to himself; he wanted to keep listening when
" HELLO! EARTH TO DOG-BOY!" Kagome said, snapping her fingers in front of his face.
"Huh? Oh, sorry." He said lazily.
"What is up with you? You're not even eating!" (Satsuki: gasp! Ayame: I know, I know!) Kagome said, annoyed.
"Nothing, just listening to the students." He replied.
"Well, save it for class. I have a feeling your going to need it tomorrow" she said, turning back to her food
"Why?" he asked, now interested
"We've got Slytherin." She simply said
"Great!" Inuyasha said sarcastily, he went to grab a chicken leg when the food disappeared, and dessert popped up.
(Satsuki: alright, we could go on with the feast, but we know you want to read about there first class, so here goes!)
" Alright! We've got DADA today!" Harry said, obviously excited.
" Great! I've been wanting to get started with that subject!" Hermioney replied
"Uh, guys. I hate to burst your bubble, but we've got to take all of our classes today, with Slytherin!" Ron said, very annoyed/frustrated.
"Well, come on! We don't want to be late!" Hermioney said, and they started to walk down the corridor.
"Welcome to defense against the dark arts class! You can just call me kagome." Kagome said (duh!)
"And I, Inuyasha!" added Inuyasha.
"Alright, the reason this will be an interesting, and somewhat difficult year is that your type of magic won't work on demons, observe." She pointed a long skinny wand at Inuyasha and yelled, "Stupefy!" the spell disappeared about a foot away from his body.
"Um, professor? If magic won't work on demons, than how do we defeat one?" Hermioney asked.
"I'm glad you asked that miss Granger. No, the type of magic you use will not work on demons, but if you were to use the type of magic that I specialize in, then you can defeat one." Kagome said with a smile.
"What type of magic do you specialize in?" a girl from Slytherin asked.
" I am a trained priestess, or Miko, which is what your books will describe it as. And I can use objects such as sutras and rosaries, like the one Inuyasha wears around his neck." She pointed to the necklace around Inuyasha's neck.
"What kind of power can a neckalas have?" Malfoy asked rudely.
This rude remark made Inuyasha growl softly. But he was cut off by kagome.
"I believe a demonstration is in order!" she said with a smile, then turned to Inuyasha.
"No, no do you really want to break our five year record, I mean come on this isn't fair!" Inuyasha pleaded while backing up into a corner.
" Inuyasha, SIT BOY!" she yelled. Inuyasha came pummeling to the ground, which made the whole class screech with laughter, even kagome was giggling. The spell soon wore off, and he got up grumbling.
"Um professor kagome, it says here that a very powerful priestess can shoot purity arrows, is that true?" Hermioney asked, obviously thinking that 'sit' command wasn't very funny.
"Yes my dear, and I can shoot a very powerful purity arrow." Kagome answered.
"Can you show us!" another girl asked.
"Oh, I don't know. Well let's see, do you have class after lunch?" Kagome said with a sigh
"No, sixth years have a break after lunch." Harry said
"Alright then, um, Ronald, can you send this to Dumbledore's office?" she said handing a piece of parchment to Ron, than whispered then password in his ear. "If Dumbledore gives us a thumbs-up, than he'll announce at lunch that you can come and watch! Alright then, class dismissed!" she said with a smile as the rest of the class walked out.
"That went well!" kagome said to Inuyasha after the class was all gone
"Well for you maybe!" Inuyasha snapped back at her. She just giggled and started to get ready for lunch.
Ayame: All right! Well, I typed this whole thing since Satsuki was too busy watching Finding Nemo!
Satsuki: No eating here tonight, Whoo! Eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight, you're on a diet!
Ayame: sigh oh well, please review! Satsuki: (all up in Ayame's face) hey misses grumpy gills!Ayame: GRRRRR! GET AWAY FROM ME! (Slaps her)
Satsuki: Ow! Bad squishy! Bad!
Ayame: help me!