* SCENE IX *
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--They walk for miles and begin to see a magical bridge. Fog surrounds them in a blanket of clouds. The bridge seems long and infinite. At it's foot, stands a small troll in a uniform. He holds a walkie-talkie and wears thick sunglasses.
Sora: Hello. Excuse me? Is this the way to Destiny Island?
Border Troll: Excuse me? Well, excuse you! Sa', don't mess 'round her'.
Riku: Huh?
Sora: He said: "Sir, don't mess around here."
Riku: Oh.
Border Troll: OK, what you want, sa'
Sora: Just to know if that's the way to Destiny Island and to pass through here safely.
Border Troll: Alrigh' sa,'ten dollas.'
Sora: Ten dollars? We don't have ten dollars!
Riku: I have a hundred yen.
Sora: That doesn't help! You know, you are overly Japanese, Riku. You scream in Japanese, you carry yen; the list goes on. The only thing you don't have is the accent. And don't start.
Riku: I am hurt, Sora. That really hurts.
Border Troll: Now is this a borda' or a soap opra'?
Sora: What happened to munny, man? Well, all we have with us is some jerky and a 100 yen.
Border Troll: Jerky, huh?
Riku: No! Don't do it!
Sora: It's the only way, Riku. Here's the jerky, sir.
Border Troll: MMMmmmm!
--The border troll opens the gate and lets them pass.
Border Troll: Just rememba' this, sa!' There's a fork in the road with no sign! Go to the left!
Riku: Where does the other path lead?
Border Troll: To Angel Island, sa!'
--They started along the bridge. It was endless to the eye. All of a sudden, a streak of red passed by them and stopped right in front of them. A weird theme song starts to play in the background. It's fake rap from a video game.
Knuckles: Hey, you! Tell me which way I turn at the fork in the road!
Riku: Huh? You're Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic Adventure!
Knuckles: Yeah, I know! Blah, blah, blah, Dreamcast RULES, blah, blah, blah, I love you, blah, blah, blah, can I have an autograph, blah, blah, blah, NO!
Sora: Someone's grumpy.
Knuckles: Shut up before I punch out your lights! Now, which way do I turn?!
Riku: Left! Jesus, man calm down! What's the hurry?
Knuckles: I hopped over the border troll back there.
Sora: Oh.
--Knuckles jumps high into the air. He's spins then soars to the end of the bridge.
Sora: Wait a sec, Riku! We can glide too!
Riku: Oh, yeah!
--They both jump in the air glide to the other side. They turn left at the fork in the road and proceed to the island.
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--They walk for miles and begin to see a magical bridge. Fog surrounds them in a blanket of clouds. The bridge seems long and infinite. At it's foot, stands a small troll in a uniform. He holds a walkie-talkie and wears thick sunglasses.
Sora: Hello. Excuse me? Is this the way to Destiny Island?
Border Troll: Excuse me? Well, excuse you! Sa', don't mess 'round her'.
Riku: Huh?
Sora: He said: "Sir, don't mess around here."
Riku: Oh.
Border Troll: OK, what you want, sa'
Sora: Just to know if that's the way to Destiny Island and to pass through here safely.
Border Troll: Alrigh' sa,'ten dollas.'
Sora: Ten dollars? We don't have ten dollars!
Riku: I have a hundred yen.
Sora: That doesn't help! You know, you are overly Japanese, Riku. You scream in Japanese, you carry yen; the list goes on. The only thing you don't have is the accent. And don't start.
Riku: I am hurt, Sora. That really hurts.
Border Troll: Now is this a borda' or a soap opra'?
Sora: What happened to munny, man? Well, all we have with us is some jerky and a 100 yen.
Border Troll: Jerky, huh?
Riku: No! Don't do it!
Sora: It's the only way, Riku. Here's the jerky, sir.
Border Troll: MMMmmmm!
--The border troll opens the gate and lets them pass.
Border Troll: Just rememba' this, sa!' There's a fork in the road with no sign! Go to the left!
Riku: Where does the other path lead?
Border Troll: To Angel Island, sa!'
--They started along the bridge. It was endless to the eye. All of a sudden, a streak of red passed by them and stopped right in front of them. A weird theme song starts to play in the background. It's fake rap from a video game.
Knuckles: Hey, you! Tell me which way I turn at the fork in the road!
Riku: Huh? You're Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic Adventure!
Knuckles: Yeah, I know! Blah, blah, blah, Dreamcast RULES, blah, blah, blah, I love you, blah, blah, blah, can I have an autograph, blah, blah, blah, NO!
Sora: Someone's grumpy.
Knuckles: Shut up before I punch out your lights! Now, which way do I turn?!
Riku: Left! Jesus, man calm down! What's the hurry?
Knuckles: I hopped over the border troll back there.
Sora: Oh.
--Knuckles jumps high into the air. He's spins then soars to the end of the bridge.
Sora: Wait a sec, Riku! We can glide too!
Riku: Oh, yeah!
--They both jump in the air glide to the other side. They turn left at the fork in the road and proceed to the island.