Our Story
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, just the plot. Enjoy reading! (:
Summery: Oy! How very confusing. Who will win? James, Sirius, or Remus? Will Lily find out about the bet? Read to find out and review to make me happy (:
Remus Lupin quietly walks into the boy's dormitory and into the room where the Marauders are currently snoozing away. He tiptoed to the window, separated the curtains, and lifted the shades. He waited five minutes as the bright sun beams in and then took a deep breath and shouted, "OH MY GOSH FIREEEE! WAKE UP EVERYBODY! FIREEEEEEE! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
Remus smirked as James and Sirius shot up from their beds, scrambled off of it, and tried to find clothes to wear. They sleepily ran out of the room and into the Common Room. After of sleepily bumping to each other, they realized there wasn't any fire. Everybody in the Common Room were staring at two of the most popular guys in clothes they would rather suffer the Unforgivable Curses then wear. James Potter was wearing a green miniskirt with red polka dots on them. He was also wearing a D cup bra cupping his bottom and a thong tied around his head. As a shirt he wore a dirty white shirt with three holes, around this nipples and his belly button. On the shirt was a picture of Barney and Tinky Winky hugging and singing. Sirius Black on the other hand was wearing a two piece yellow polka dot bikini, but worn in the wrong way. The top piece cups are on his back whereas the hook is in the front. The bottom piece's butt part is covering his dick area while the front is covering his bottom area. A/N: Do you guys get it? On his head lies a huge granny pantie. James turned to Sirius and realized what the whole Common Room was laughing at. "Hahahahaha Sirius what are you wearing?" James said not realizing he was also the object of laughter. Sirius turns to James, "Hahahahaha! James what are you wearing?" Sirius and James looked down at their outfits and the truth finally dawned upon them. They did the only thing he could think of. They screamed bloody murder. (:
James and Sirius quickly ran up into the boy's dormitory and found Remus rolling on the floor laughing. He was clutching to his side and there were tears in his eyes. James took Remus by the right ear while Sirius took him by the left. They slowly walked into their room and sat Remus down on his bed. "Why the bloody fuck did you do that for!" screamed a very angry James Potter. "Um…love?" replied Remus meekly. "Love? LOVE! I'll tell you what I love right now. I would love to beat the living daylights out of you right now!" In the background all you hear is Sirius laughing. "And what in the world are you laughing at? You should be as mad as I am right now!" screamed James. "I know, but this whole thing is so funny. Your red face matches your skirt! Ahahahahaha!" shrieked Sirius. James walked over to the full length mirror and stared at his reflection. "I actually look hot in this. Don't you think Sirius?" he asked. "I look sizzling." replied Sirius while modeling back and forth of the room. "I think we should punish little Moony here don't you think so Prongs?" An evil smile lit James face. "Yes, I think so Paddy." Remus saw the evil looks on James and Sirius face and started backing away. "Uh…guys. I have something to propose." James looked at Remus questionably. "Ok, what is it? Out with it mate!"
Remus smiled and said, "Aren't you guys curious who Miss Evans will choose? I want to know who had the best date plan and who would make the best boyfriend. I'm getting tired of these sexual flings and I want to see are we actually "boyfriend" material. So…instead of who can bed her first, let the winner be who she would actually choose." Sirius and James looked at him like he was crazy. All of a sudden, a huge grin appeared on both of their faces as if they just understood it. "You think you already won don't you Remus? Well I second the idea because I definitely won." said Sirius confidently. "Alright then, lets all confront Evans at the same time, asking her who she liked the most. For all we know, one of us might even fall in love with her." said James. Once James remarked on the absolutely absurd idea, they all fell into a fit of giggles.
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James, Sirius, and Remus thought of the perfect time to ask Lily to pick between them. They send her an anonymous note in Defense of the Dark Arts class to meet them in front of the portrait of the fruits at 10 o' clock tonight. Lily received the message and felt all giddy because she is going to see James, Sirius, or Remus again unless there is yet ANOTHER guy. Before the given time, Lily spend forever dressing up. She didn't want to look like she didn't care at all, but she didn't want to give off the look that she is trying way too hard. She ended up with hip hugging jeans and a tight one shoulder shirt.
Lily quietly snuck out of the Common Room and headed to the portrait of the fruits. She knew where it was because Tina often had the midnight munchies and if she didn't get her snack, you will never get sleep for the entire week. Tina often dragged her and René there. When Lily got close to the portrait she saw three male bodies. She froze when she saw they were James, Sirius, and Remus, her very three lovers. She quickly ran behind a pillar to prevent them from seeing her. A/N: Italics are Lily's thoughts
Oh shit! They probably found out that I was going out with all of them! They are probably very angry and want to kill each other to get to me! Or they can all be friends and want to kill ME. They are smiling and talking to each other that must mean they must hate me. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. What should I do? I can't do anything here just thinking 'Oh shit', so let's go out there and pray to God that they will not kill me. Alright, let's face the music!
Lily came up behind them and cleared her throat. James, Sirius, and Remus turned and stared at her. They smiled at her and one by one they kissed her softly on the cheek.
"Loo…oook guu...uys, I can explain…." stammered Lily.
"Let's go into a room so we will not get caught." Remus suggested while leading the way to a hidden portrait of a werewolf, a dog, a stag, and a small, blurry thing in the heel of the dog's paw. Remus muttered a password that sounded remotely like 'Oompa Loompa'. All of them walked in and Sirius collapsed on the king size bed. "Oofs, Siri tired. Yes sir ree. Siri very tired that Siri go bloop!" Remus sat on a puffy chair and James just leaned on the wall.
Lily looked at all of them and looked at each of the. Sirius, she thought looked so adorable lying on the bed on his stomach and with his hair covering his eye just slightly. In his puppy like eyes there were mischief lurking them and a hint of sweetness that you just want to hand over your heart to him and make him love you forever. His flirtatious smile could send all females in a fit of giggles no matter how old. In his arms, he was hugging a huge stuffed grape that you wish you were that exact grape at that moment. Remus looked so handsome with intelligent eyes with a bit softness in them that you know that if you gave your heart to him, he will treasure it forever and also has a kind of smile that can make all your problems go away. James looked incredibly sexy just standing there with a tight black shirt that hugs every single muscle he possessed on his perfect body. His eyes were smiling and contained bit of recklessness in it that it will send a shiver down your spine just looking at you and his smile could melt your heart and send it beating a hundred times per minute. Lily looked at all of them and agreed that they are definitely hottest guys her eye has ever set upon.
She leaned against the portrait and waiting for someone to start talking. Remus was the one who started the conversation. "Lily, we invited you here today because we were aware that you were seeing all of us. We discussed this and agreed let you choose which of us you want to be with. We would like the answer as soon as possible. If you have your answer at the moment you can approach him now. Remus noticed that she wasn't going to move so he kept on talking. We are going to leave you tonight so you can think about it. Come on guys lets get back."
Sirius jumped up from the bed and ran to Lily. When he got in front of her he started to jump up and down screaming, "Pick me! Pick me!" Lily burst out laughing when he did it. Aww he is so adorable. James dragged Sirius away from Lily and shot a sympathetic look and said "Sorry, my friend here is a little dumbass. Come on." James started walking out of the portrait dragging Sirius by the ear with him screaming, "Gah James let go! That hurts! Ahhh!" Lily started walking laughing at poor Sirius. Remus started walking besides Lily. "Hey Lily" Lily jumped in surprise because she didn't know he was next to her and replied nervously, "Hey Remus. What's up?" Remus noticed Lily's nervousness and concluded it was because of her decision making. "Lily, I want you to know, whoever you choose whether it is me or not let's still be friends no matter what, ok?" Lily smiled at Remus and replied, "Thank you Remus. You are so sweet." They entered the Fat Lady and were getting ready to part. Sirius dramatically took Lily's hand and kissed it. "Farewell Mademoiselle" Remus went and kissed her lightly on the cheek and James gently kissed her on the lips goodbye. They started walking up to the boy's dormitory. Sirius blew Lily a kiss, James winked at her, and Remus gave her a huge smile. They entered the dormitory and few minutes later Lily entered the girls. Lily laid in bed thinking who to choose. All the guys came down to three categories James-romantic, Sirius-exciting, and Remus-sweet. When sleep finally came to her, she was still thinking which she liked the best, romantic, exciting, or sweet.
A/N: Whew, can't believe I got a chapter in before school started! Anyways, readers please vote! Should Lily pick James, Sirius, or Remus? Review now! (;