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It was a warm spring day at the residence of one Col. Roy Mustang. To bad he wasn't there to experience it; after the Hughes incident Roy Mustang went to a rehab clinic for his little problem. So that left Lt. Col. Maes Hughes to take care of his home. But Hughes can't stand to be alone, so he called up some company.

"Hey, Ed and Al glad you can come keep me company." Maes said letting the two young alchemists' in the door.

"Yeah, it's good to see you again too Hughes, so where's Mustang?" Ed sat on the couch wall Al went to stand next to him.

"Oh, uh, he's, uh, visiting his mother down in Central."

"Oh, so I hear you performed alchemy."

"Yeah, and I'm still alive!"

Ed nodded his head and took Al to the corner of the room.

"This is perfect Al we can finally get back at that asshole Mustang." Ed cackled evilly and rubbed his hands together.

"What do you mean brother?"

"I mean we show him a transmutation circle and have him perform it."

"A harmless one, right brother?"

"Sure Al whatever you say." Ed swore as Al walked back over to Hughes Ed uncrossed the fingers behind his back.

"Hey Hughes sense you're a successful alchemist now why don't' you transmute something for Roy as a welcome home gift."

"That's a good idea Ed, but what would I transmutate?"

Ed went over to one of Roy's bookshelves and pulled off a tattered dusty red book. He flipped to a page and showed it to Hughes.

"Here, do this one I can guarantee it will leave the Col. speechless."

Hughes agreed and went to draw the transmutation circle on the floor. When he was done he looked at it proudly and touched the circle. All of the sudden the ground started to shake and things were flying of the walls.

"Hmm, this seems familiar" Hughes says as he watches his alchemic work.

And then all of the sudden the house just blew up. Yes, that's right Hughes blew up his second house. Everything was broken and destroyed, except the front door. Meanwhile a cab pulled outside the front of the demolished house. And out stepped Col. Roy Mustang. He grabbed his suitcases from the trunk and walked towards his house. He had is eyes closed at the time and opened the front door.

"Ah, it's great now that I completed the twelve steps I feel like a new man again."

Roy Mustang proceeded to walk in the house and opened his eyes. Which he saw his home destroyed and one confused looking Maes Hughes still touching a transmutation circle.

"HUGHES, YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE!" The Col. yelled as he shot fire at Hughes.

"It wasn't my fault Ed and Al told me, uh hey, where'd they go.

Roy gave Maes his famous death glare and zipped open one of his suitcases. Which he took out a large bottle of whiskey and started to gulp the whole thing down.

"Uh, Roy weren't you at rehab to stop drinking"

"Rehab is for quitters." Roy said as he continued to drink the whiskey.

"So, what do we do now? I mean we both have no place to stay, so?"

"Maybe, we can stay at Riza's, do you think she'd mind?" The flame alchemist said as he finished of the bottle of booze.

"Of course not, who wouldn't want our company. We must be the most likeable guys in this whole damn city." Maes said as he slung a arm around Roy.

So the two got a cab and were off to got to Riza's house. Meanwhile, at the residence of one 1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye. Riza was sensing trouble was coming so she grabbed her favorite pistol and put Black Hayate in her bedroom and waited for the trouble.

Owari