MzM: Welcome to my inbetween-chapters humor! I have to put an author's note in here, so I threw something funny in so I wouldn't end up violating the rules. He he he. Thank you all for finally telling me what a 'Mary-Sue' is. I hope Eva does not classify, because I love her. -Smile- I have no clue when the next chapter will be up… probably tonight, knowing me. Oh yes, I wasn't being critical of everybody who didn't review chapter 11 before I put up 12, I was just impressed those two actually managed it. –Hands out cookies from her bigass crate- Now…
Alucard: So Police Girl, who's your friend? -Looks over at Eva-
Eva: Oh yes, hon, introductions! -Sexy smile-
Seras: Master, Eva. Eva, Master. -They shake hands, both grinning at each other-
Alucard: So, Eva, are you- Ow!
Integra: -Whacks them both with a rolled up newspaper- Stop that this instant. -Yells at Alucard- YOU KNOW BETTER! Come on, AxOC is done ALL the time. It's tacky. Stop it. Besides, haven't you been reading? This is becoming sort of AxI.
Alucard: Really? –Leers and advances on Integra, who fends him off with the Lifestyles section-
Integra: BAD! BAD VAMPIRE!
Seras: -Shakes head at Eva- Master is 'Bad sort of guy' incarnate. Don't go there, trust me. I mean, even Sir Integra has her hands full with him.
(Integra is beating a protesting Alucard up with the newspaper in the background.)
Eva: -Sighs- Oh, well then. –Lights cigarette-
Alucard: -Ow!- It's not like -OW!- I'm gonna see her in the -OWOWOW!- fic!
MzM: Au contraire. -Waves part of an unfinished later chapter- They meet up. I just haven't decided which ending to put on the 'scene.'
Alucard: -Grabs chapter from Mz and reads, snickering- I like the first ending the best.
Integra: -Drops newspaper and grabs chapter- Oh, my. –Shakes head after reading- That's cruel, Mz.
Eva: What is it? –Snatches chapter and reads, then looks a little stunned- I liked the second ending MUCH better.
Seras: Huh? -Reads over Eva's shoulder and gasps- MASTER! –Picks up newspaper and thwacks him with it- YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!
Mz: -Grabs chapter from shell-shocked Eva, and stuffs it in her jacket- Well, It's not going to actually be in the fic for a while yet. No need to get all worked up. I'm still only halfway through chapter 13, anyway…
(Seras still screaming at Alucard in the background, shouting out her displeasure at several carefully bleeped out spoilers while he laughs his head off)
Eva: -Slowly turns around to look at Mz- You little bitch…
Mz: -Runs away with Eva in hot pursuit- Until next time!
Integra: -Pulls Alucard away- Come on, you.
Alucard: -Suddenly very happy- Where're we going?
Integra: Back to the fic.
Alucard: Might this fic be rated M?
Integra: No. Mz isn't old enough to write smut. Tough luck. Not that I'd EVER consent to be in any sort of… -Voice fades as she walks away-
Alucard: -Growls and is dragged away-
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Seras: Hello? Where is everybody? –Walks away after Eva and Mz- Hey! Wait up!