Shinycry- thank you to those who read and reviewed or just plainly read! Thank you! Ah, it was brought to my attention that my first chapter was, well, not all that. And I apologize for that, to be honest I had no idea in the direction the story was going. But when I started typing the 2nd chapter, I was all into it. If you readers would like, I can redo chapter 1, just tell me in the review. I also would like to apologize to Vibribi the Crack bunny for misunderstanding you. So to make it up to you, I decide to add you as a character. I hope you don't get mad at me for putting you as a female if you aren't (puppy eyes). I meant well! Why I named the cat 'Brownie', well (nervously laughs) um, I was eating a brownie at the time. So yeah, that's how it came to be, and I'm glad I named her that; didn't want to call her Chocolate, to predicable and common. On other matters, here's chapter 3.
Disclaimer- Shinycry doesn't not own Naruto
As the four guys and a cat left the little ramen shop, an idea popped into Naruto's head.
"Hey, let's get some ice cream for dessert!"
"Only an idiot would want some ice cream."
"What did you say, you bastard!" Naruto balled his fist to his chest, looking pissed off at the boy walking beside him.
"It's to cold for ice cream."
"No it's not!"
"Meow" Brownie didn't really understand what was going on but felt the need to meow.
"SEE! Brownie agrees with me. What about you Iruka-sensei?"
"Ah, well… what about some ice cream with a warm brownie and hot fudge to go with it?" Sasuke and Naruto didn't understand why Iruka was blushing when he spoke up. Kakashi did however.
"I think that's a great idea Iruka, so how about it boys?" Kakashi said as he threw his arm around Iruka's shoulder so he could pet Brownie's head.
"Yeah! I'm in!" Naruto said with a big smile. Sasuke didn't really want to go but if Naruto was going…
"Why not" was all he said before folding his arms in front of his chest.
With that settled all four, um, five them went walking to a near by café. Once there, they order four Ice Fudge Brownies (ice cream, a brownie, and hot fudge) and one bowl of warm milk for Brownie. When the waitress came to drop off the order, she noticed the four cute guys sitting at the table.
"Oh my god, you're all so cute. Wait, let me guess. Mmm, oh I know! You two are a couple and decide to adopt these two parentless kids. That's so sweet of you to do." The waitress had hearts in her eyes.
"I don't think that would be possible miss" Kakashi said as he dipped his finger in Iruka's plate.
"Hey!" Iruka scold.
"Oh why not! Why wouldn't you want to adopt these two cute kids." The waitress seemed a little pissed and so did the boys for being called 'cute kids'.
With a smirk, Kakashi replied, "Cause then they would commit incest, which I have no problem with. Ah, my two sons choosing each other…"
"WHAT!" both boys yelled at the top of their lungs, blushing like mad.
"Kakashi! What's wrong with you?" Iruka said pissed off.
The only one who was on his side was apparently the waitress, "Now I get it, you're all on a double date. So cute! You two," she pointed to Kakashi and Sasuke, "must be the semes. While you other two," points to Iruka and Naruto, "must be the adorable ukes!"
Brownie stared as the four guys that blushed, well, you couldn't really tell with one of them.
Sasuke and Naruto's reaction
"WHAT? WHY AM I THE UKE?" Naruto yelled pissed off, to busy to deny the fact that him and Sasuke where dating.
"Because your weak, idiot." Sasuke said, while staring at his dessert and wondering if it would taste better on top of the blonde boy.
"No I'm not! I can totally be the seme in our relationship. In fact, I'll probably have you begging me to not stop." Naruto said proudly. The waitress, seeing her wrong, started nodding her head with Naruto's words. Too bad Sasuke didn't see it that way.
"OH HELL NO! I'll have YOU begging me to not stop! By the end of the day, you'll be saying 'Just take me already Sasuke'."
The waitress, who had Vibribe on her name tag, spoke up, "No way! I changed my mind; I can totally see blondie here on top. Image all the kinkiness…" Her mind started to wonder off a little…
"See Sasuke, she agrees with me! So there, what do you have to say!" Naruto said as he shoved a spoonful of his delicious dessert into his mouth as if it proved his point.
"You would still be the uke, even if I have to tie you down and gag you. There's no way in hell I'm going to be uke."
"Bastard! Does it look like I want to be a uke! Is it written on my forehead 'hey, I'm a uke' or something." 'There's no way I'm going to be a uke without a fight. If he wants to be the seme he's going to have to work at it- hey WAIT!' it just occurred to Naruto what they where arguing about.
"WAIT! We're not in a relationship! I don't even like the bastard and the bastard doesn't even like me. We're rivals!" Naruto told the waitress, who stopped daydreaming.
"You don't have to be shy, I understand and I won't judge you for you choice, which by the way I have to say is very good" Vibribe said with a big smile and bend down to pet the cat at her feet.
"Thank y- no wait! Never mind! I just want to eat my dessert in peace." Naruto looked at Vibribe with pleading eyes that she couldn't help but nod with a smile. Patted the Brownie's head one more time, she turned around and left to go take more orders down.
At the same time, Kakashi and Iruka's reaction
"But why do I have to be the uke…" said a beet red Iruka. This better not have anything to do with their ranks. So what if he likes being a Chuunin, it's fun, er, well, sometimes.
Kakashi, who was still poking out of Iruka's plate, answered his 'uke', "That's because you're the cuter one between us. That and I have all the traits of being a seme."
"What is that suppose to mean? And will you stop eating my dessert and start eating yours!"
"Well, I'm taller, older, stronger, and handsome of course!" Kakashi said with all the smugness dripping out of his words.
Iruka looked at him like he just grew another head or something. 'Is he serious?' he thought silently. Glaring at his 'seme', he replied, "Oh really? Am I some damsel in distress or something? I'll have you know that I can take good care of myself and I don't need your help."
"Aww dolphin, don't be like that."
"Like what?"
"You know what I mean."
"If I did, I won't be asking would I know." Iruka said without even making eye contact with Kakashi.
Sighing, Kakashi spoke up, "Look I didn't mean for it to sound like the way it did."
"Oh yes you did."
"Well, maybe a little."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Fine, I did. However, I don't see you as some damsel in distress, although I'm sure you'll look hot in a dress. Er, that's not the point here. I just want you to know that if you ever need someone, I'm here for you." Kakashi said, hoping that would put him in good terms with his dolphin. I mean, it wouldn't do any good to fight on your first date, know would it? Ah, luck was on Kakashi's side tonight.
"I know. I'm sorry, I over reacted, got emotional and all-oh my god! I do act like a uke!" Iruka stared at Kakashi in horror.
"Hey it's not a bad thing, not when you have a really hot seme by your side!"
"You're not helping."
"Ah, I never said that I was."
"…………"
"…maybe I should just shut up and eat my dessert?"
"Yes, you do that." By the time they finished their conversation, they saw the waitress walking over to another table to take some more orders.
"AHAHAHAHAA Iruka-sensei as you whipped Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto was holding his stomach because it was hurting him from laughing so hard. But that all came to a halt when Iruka gave his 'you-better-behave-or-else' and he was too petrified to find out what the 'or else' meant. That and the fact the he was receiving a death glare from the jounin.
'Did I say something wrong?' Naruto silently thought. Sasuke and Brownie just shook their heads.
TBC
Shinycry- Thank you for reading my fic and I'll blow you kisses and give you hugs if you review! Oh, and please don't be mad at me Vibribi the Crack bunny! Please! Sorry for the shortness. Like I've said in the first chapters, as long as one person would like for me to continue then I well. I must obey! Also feel free to ask questions and/or any suggestions. Later!