Shinycry- (blows kiss and hugs the computer) I would like to thank everyone who reviewed and read, even to Polka dot (tries to smile). Sorry for not updating sooner and for the shortness of this chapter.
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Ch. 4 "No Way"

Once they left the café, they decide to head back home seeing that it was getting darker outside. Kakashi moved to stand next to Iruka, who had Brownie in one arm, and swung an arm around his waist. Iruka got uncomfortable, not quite use to it but didn't move to get out of it. Naruto noticed Kakashi's arm around Iruka's waist and was about to tell off Kakashi if the said person didn't speak up first.

"Ah, Sasuke, I want you to walk your uke home to make sure nothing happens to him. He might trip over nothing and burst open his skull or something along that effect." That earned Kakashi a hit to his ribs by Iruka.

"Not this again." Iruka sighed as he looked at how Naruto's face turned red with anger. 'He's going to blow up.'

"WHAT! I'm not that stupid to trip over nothing! And I'm not a damn UKE! How many times do I have to say it! I'M NO UKE!" Naruto started yanking his hair out of frustration. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Kakashi stop picking on Naruto and Naruto please don't yell." Iruka said sternly.

"Yes Iruka-sensei."

"It seems that he has you whipped also." Kakashi said with a grin on his face.

Iruka stepped out of Kakashi's arm that was around his waist to face him. "Shouldn't you be going home or something?"

"Can't, I first have to walk you home" that wouldn't have sounded so bad if Kakashi was able to keep out the glee in his words.

"There's no way am I letting you take Iruka-sensei home you pervert! You just want to get into his pa- HEY! Let me go Bastard! I have to save Iruka-sensei from being molested! Let go!" Naruto screamed and kicked as Sasuke dragged him by the back of his shirt.

Kakashi grabbed Iruka's hand and proceed to drag him with him. "We better hurry, it looks like it's going to rain soon. Don't want to get Brownie wet now do we?" Brownie meowed, she really didn't want to get wet.

"Wait, just let me say goodnight to the boys before we g-" a loud voice interrupted Iruka.

"NO WAY! Can you image what Kakashi-sensei would do if he had Iruka-sensei alone with him? He'll probably tie poor Iruka-sensei to his bed and then strip him of his clothes only to put him in some kinky leather! Then he'll bring out his whip and god knows what else! All the while innocent Iruka-sensei can't say a word because the kinky pervert bastard Kakashi-sensei gagged him with his sock!"

Naruto was fuming, Iruka had his jaw touching the ground, Kakashi seemed to be taking notes down and Sasuke rolled his eyes. 'Really, what is that idiot thinking and he says Kakashi is a pervert…"

"Look idiot, I'm sure Kakashi-sensei isn't that stupid to do anything to Iruka-sensei."

"How do you know?"

"Because if he does, he knows we'll castrate him using a dull kunai."

Naruto grinned from ear to ear while Kakashi looked some-what petrified at the thought of his favorite body part being chopped off. "Did you hear that Kakashi-sensei?"

"Yes, yes I did and all I have to say is that I have a couple of cruel, cruel students." Kakashi even sniffed to add more effect. "If you're going to castrate a man, you might as well kill him. There would be no point in living if-"

"Aren't you going to walk me home Kakashi?" Iruka gave him a look that clearly said don't even bother continuing on with your little speech. With his tail in between his legs, Kakashi nodded.

"Man, Iruka-sensei has you so whipped that it's not even funning any more. Oh, wait, yes it is! HAHAHAHA!" Naruto went into a laughing fit while pointing a finger at Kakashi. If it wasn't for Iruka, who was holding Kakashi back, Naruto would have met an early grave. 'He really needs to learn when to keep his mouth shut' both Iruka and Sasuke thought.

It took a few minutes before Kakashi finally calmed down and that was only because he noticed Iruka's arms around his waist. Raising an eyebrow in pure amusement, Kakashi turned to his students. "And you two where worry about Iruka, I think I should be the one to be worried over." Kakashi grinned at the way Iruka's face light up with a blush and how quickly Iruka moved his arms away from his waist. 'Dolphins are so cute!'

"I'm so sorry Kakashi, I didn't notice" said a flush dolphin.

"Don't apologize, Iruka-sensei! I bet that pervert enjoyed it!" said an irritated Naruto.

Boy was he right when Kakashi spoke up with no shame in his voice whatsoever, "Sure did!" He even went as far as to grab back Iruka's arms if it wasn't for Brownie jumping into them. Either she wanted to save her master or she just want attention was anyone's guess.

"Let me get this straight, you want us to worry over whether or not Iruka-sensei might molest you, the second biggest pervert of the village. I mean really Kakashi-sensei, what do you take us as." Sasuke started to rub his forehead with two fingers.

"Do you really want to know?"

"…………never mind, I don't want to know."

After a few more words and byes, they went their ways- Kakashi, Iruka, and Brownie in one direction while Sasuke and Naruto went the other direction.

TBC

Shinycry- I know it was very short but I promise to make it up in the next chapter! Really! Anyway, as long as one person wants me to continue then I well. Might take a while though . Later!