* SCENE XXIV *
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--As Sora and Riku make out in the bathroom at the mall, the door swings open....
OH MY GOD!!!
Riku: What the? Whose ther...
Knuckles: I guess Tinker Bell found Peter Pan.
Sora: Hey!
Riku: Did you just call me Peter Pan?
Knuckles: What if I did?
Riku: Okay, b***h! You asked for a fight with the wrong man!
Knuckles: You mean pansy.
Riku: Oh, hell naw! You did NOT just call me a pansy!
Knuckles: I just caught you making out with Sora!
Riku: And?
Knuckles: Fine. I'll say it straight up...you're gay.
Riku: Excuse me!?
Knuckles: Do I need to spell it out for you? G-A-Y...gay!
Riku: In that case...you can suck it! (punches Knuckles in the face)
Sora: Riku! Watch out!
--Knuckles swings back with his spiked boxing gloves. Riku ducks and kicks Knuckles' legs out from under him. He falls to the ground hitting his head on the tiled floor... rendering him unconscious.
Riku: Who's the pansy now!
Sora: Riku! Why did you do this? What if you killed him?
Riku: He's not dead. (nudges him with his foot) See. He moved.
Sora: Riku!
Riku: What?!! He called me gay!
Sora: But I thought...
Riku: You are the only exception.
Sora: Okay. Sure. Well, what do we do with him in the meantime?
Riku: Um, I don't know.
--All of a sudden, the bathroom door swings open.
Kairi: I thought I heard some noise in here. What the f***?!
Riku: (jumps up) I can explain...
Kairi: What the f*** Riku!!! What the f*** did you do to him?
Riku: He fell! He fell on the tile and knocked himself out!
Kairi: You liar! You f***in' b***h! Tell me the truth and no one gets hurt.
Riku: Come on Sora! Back me up! He did fall...didn't he?
Sora: Um, well, I guess.
Kairi: Don't lie for him Sora! Riku you f***er! Tell me what the f*** you did!
Riku: Can you stop saying f***?!
Kairi: F*** you!
Riku: Kairi, seriously, why are you such a f***in' b***h?
Kairi: Oh, hell no. (kicks Riku in the nuts...again) That's a f***in' b***h.
Riku: (screaming) Oh, KAMI-SAMA!!!! Iesu Kirisuto! Anata-de machigat-te i- masu naN desu-ka?!!! (LOOSELY trans.= Oh, God! Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you?!!!)
Kairi: Told you someone was going to get hurt, mother f***er!
Riku: You slut! I hope you get pregnant with that Sonic wannabe!
Kairi: Why?
Riku: With all those needles on him, that baby's got to hurt when it comes out!
Kairi: You little...(kicks him again)
Riku: (screaming in a high pitched voice) AHHH! God! Take me now! Twice in a row! I can't make it! I...I see the light! Kami-sama? Hikari! Hikari! (trans= God? The light! The light!)
Kairi: Ego-de onegai shimasu! (trans= In English, please!)
Riku: IE! (trans=NO!)
Sora: Are you okay?
Riku: IE!
Kairi: I hope that last one'll kill ya!
Riku: Chikushoume! (trans=son-of-a-bitch)
--As Riku lies there on the bathroom floor, his eyes slowly close.
Sora: RIKU! NO!!! Kairi, how could you?
Kairi: He's a prick.
Sora: That doesn't give you the right to...
Kairi: Shut up Sora.
Sora: (shocked) What? Kairi...
Kairi: Just shut up. (kneeling at Knuckle's side) Come on honey. Wake up.
--Sora stood there frozen. Kairi had never told him to shut up like that...ever. He had never seen her care so much about anyone else. Then he turned his attention to Riku, lying there on the moist tile.
Sora: (thinks: "Maybe Riku was right. Maybe I'm not ready to be with him. Not until I can resolve everything with...")
AHEM!
--A sound shot from the floor. Riku sprang up to a sitting position.
Riku: Sora!!! Don't you care?! I'm lying here on the floor practically dead and you're just standing there. Take a lesson from this b***h next to me.
Kairi: (SMACK!)
Riku: (holding his cheek) Ouch! Stop it!
Sora: I'm sorry. I just blanked out for a sec.
Riku: Sure.
Kairi: Come on Knuckles! Wake up!
--Slowly, Knuckles begins to come to.
Knuckles: What happened? Where am I?
Kairi: (hugging him) I'm so glad you're okay! What happened to you?
Knuckles: All I remember is walking in here and...
Kairi: And?
Knuckles: And seeing...seeing...
Riku: Water all over the floor.
Knuckles: Yeah. And then...and then I...
Riku: Slipped on the water.
Knuckles: Yeah.
Kairi: Is that the truth?
Knuckles: Yeah, I think so.
Kairi: You're lucky Riku. Come on, honey. Let's go back to the hotel.
Knuckles: Okay.
--The two of them leave. Sora helps Riku up and they both go back to the food court to sit down and talk.
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--As Sora and Riku make out in the bathroom at the mall, the door swings open....
OH MY GOD!!!
Riku: What the? Whose ther...
Knuckles: I guess Tinker Bell found Peter Pan.
Sora: Hey!
Riku: Did you just call me Peter Pan?
Knuckles: What if I did?
Riku: Okay, b***h! You asked for a fight with the wrong man!
Knuckles: You mean pansy.
Riku: Oh, hell naw! You did NOT just call me a pansy!
Knuckles: I just caught you making out with Sora!
Riku: And?
Knuckles: Fine. I'll say it straight up...you're gay.
Riku: Excuse me!?
Knuckles: Do I need to spell it out for you? G-A-Y...gay!
Riku: In that case...you can suck it! (punches Knuckles in the face)
Sora: Riku! Watch out!
--Knuckles swings back with his spiked boxing gloves. Riku ducks and kicks Knuckles' legs out from under him. He falls to the ground hitting his head on the tiled floor... rendering him unconscious.
Riku: Who's the pansy now!
Sora: Riku! Why did you do this? What if you killed him?
Riku: He's not dead. (nudges him with his foot) See. He moved.
Sora: Riku!
Riku: What?!! He called me gay!
Sora: But I thought...
Riku: You are the only exception.
Sora: Okay. Sure. Well, what do we do with him in the meantime?
Riku: Um, I don't know.
--All of a sudden, the bathroom door swings open.
Kairi: I thought I heard some noise in here. What the f***?!
Riku: (jumps up) I can explain...
Kairi: What the f*** Riku!!! What the f*** did you do to him?
Riku: He fell! He fell on the tile and knocked himself out!
Kairi: You liar! You f***in' b***h! Tell me the truth and no one gets hurt.
Riku: Come on Sora! Back me up! He did fall...didn't he?
Sora: Um, well, I guess.
Kairi: Don't lie for him Sora! Riku you f***er! Tell me what the f*** you did!
Riku: Can you stop saying f***?!
Kairi: F*** you!
Riku: Kairi, seriously, why are you such a f***in' b***h?
Kairi: Oh, hell no. (kicks Riku in the nuts...again) That's a f***in' b***h.
Riku: (screaming) Oh, KAMI-SAMA!!!! Iesu Kirisuto! Anata-de machigat-te i- masu naN desu-ka?!!! (LOOSELY trans.= Oh, God! Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you?!!!)
Kairi: Told you someone was going to get hurt, mother f***er!
Riku: You slut! I hope you get pregnant with that Sonic wannabe!
Kairi: Why?
Riku: With all those needles on him, that baby's got to hurt when it comes out!
Kairi: You little...(kicks him again)
Riku: (screaming in a high pitched voice) AHHH! God! Take me now! Twice in a row! I can't make it! I...I see the light! Kami-sama? Hikari! Hikari! (trans= God? The light! The light!)
Kairi: Ego-de onegai shimasu! (trans= In English, please!)
Riku: IE! (trans=NO!)
Sora: Are you okay?
Riku: IE!
Kairi: I hope that last one'll kill ya!
Riku: Chikushoume! (trans=son-of-a-bitch)
--As Riku lies there on the bathroom floor, his eyes slowly close.
Sora: RIKU! NO!!! Kairi, how could you?
Kairi: He's a prick.
Sora: That doesn't give you the right to...
Kairi: Shut up Sora.
Sora: (shocked) What? Kairi...
Kairi: Just shut up. (kneeling at Knuckle's side) Come on honey. Wake up.
--Sora stood there frozen. Kairi had never told him to shut up like that...ever. He had never seen her care so much about anyone else. Then he turned his attention to Riku, lying there on the moist tile.
Sora: (thinks: "Maybe Riku was right. Maybe I'm not ready to be with him. Not until I can resolve everything with...")
AHEM!
--A sound shot from the floor. Riku sprang up to a sitting position.
Riku: Sora!!! Don't you care?! I'm lying here on the floor practically dead and you're just standing there. Take a lesson from this b***h next to me.
Kairi: (SMACK!)
Riku: (holding his cheek) Ouch! Stop it!
Sora: I'm sorry. I just blanked out for a sec.
Riku: Sure.
Kairi: Come on Knuckles! Wake up!
--Slowly, Knuckles begins to come to.
Knuckles: What happened? Where am I?
Kairi: (hugging him) I'm so glad you're okay! What happened to you?
Knuckles: All I remember is walking in here and...
Kairi: And?
Knuckles: And seeing...seeing...
Riku: Water all over the floor.
Knuckles: Yeah. And then...and then I...
Riku: Slipped on the water.
Knuckles: Yeah.
Kairi: Is that the truth?
Knuckles: Yeah, I think so.
Kairi: You're lucky Riku. Come on, honey. Let's go back to the hotel.
Knuckles: Okay.
--The two of them leave. Sora helps Riku up and they both go back to the food court to sit down and talk.