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--Meanwhile, at Kairi and Knuckles hotel room...
Kairi: Are you sure you don't remember anything else?
Knuckles: Nope, not a thing. (lies down on the bed) Why do you ask?
Kairi: Just worried. (sits down on bed) I was afraid that maybe that a**hole Riku might have done something.
Knuckles: Why do you hate him so much?
Kairi: I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause he always came between me and Sora all the time. I remember a long time ago, Sora took me to this secret place on the island. It was beautiful. A dark hollow cave filled with drawings. But when Riku found out that Sora took me there, he was furious. Before that day it was Sora and Riku's "secret place." Riku has been in my way constantly ever since.
Knuckles: I'm sorry.
Kairi: But that's the past. And this is the present. And presently, I am in a hotel room with a very sexy guy on my bed.
Knuckles: You flatter me. I'm the lucky one.
Kairi: You're so sweet. (smirks)
--A funny smile rises on Kairi's face. She crawls towards Knuckles. He instinctively grabs her and pulls her into a veil of kisses. One thing leads to another and, well, you get the idea. They rock the bedsprings, knock the headboard, etc. Making lots and lots off noise. Then the phone rings. Knuckles: Better get it. (starts to get up)
Kairi: No! Let it ring! (throws him back down under her)
Knuckles: It's from the hotel. It might be important. (gets up again)
Kairi: Get your ass on this bed right now!
Knuckles: I'm getting the phone.
Kairi: On the bed! NOW! I'll get the phone! (walks over to the desk and picks up the phone) HELLO!
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Hello, this is the front desk. We've been getting some complaints about the volume of noise coming from your room.
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Kairi: Really? What kind of noise?
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Um, well, just a disturbing noise...
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Kairi: Was the noise something like...
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PLEASE! Stop ma'am. Just stop the noise, please. Thank you.
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Kairi: Do you seriously think that I give a fat f***?! Now leave us alone before I tear you a new one. (hangs up)
Knuckles: What did you do that for? Now we're gonna get kicked out for sure.
Kairi: Shut up! (jumps on the bed)
Knuckles: Huh?
Kairi: Shut up, b***h! Say my name.
Knuckles: Um, Kairi.
Kairi: Louder!
Knuckles: (clears throat) Kairi.
Kairi: Say it like you mean it! (slap)
Knuckles: KAIRI!!!
--They continue like this through the cold of the night.
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--Meanwhile, at Kairi and Knuckles hotel room...
Kairi: Are you sure you don't remember anything else?
Knuckles: Nope, not a thing. (lies down on the bed) Why do you ask?
Kairi: Just worried. (sits down on bed) I was afraid that maybe that a**hole Riku might have done something.
Knuckles: Why do you hate him so much?
Kairi: I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause he always came between me and Sora all the time. I remember a long time ago, Sora took me to this secret place on the island. It was beautiful. A dark hollow cave filled with drawings. But when Riku found out that Sora took me there, he was furious. Before that day it was Sora and Riku's "secret place." Riku has been in my way constantly ever since.
Knuckles: I'm sorry.
Kairi: But that's the past. And this is the present. And presently, I am in a hotel room with a very sexy guy on my bed.
Knuckles: You flatter me. I'm the lucky one.
Kairi: You're so sweet. (smirks)
--A funny smile rises on Kairi's face. She crawls towards Knuckles. He instinctively grabs her and pulls her into a veil of kisses. One thing leads to another and, well, you get the idea. They rock the bedsprings, knock the headboard, etc. Making lots and lots off noise. Then the phone rings. Knuckles: Better get it. (starts to get up)
Kairi: No! Let it ring! (throws him back down under her)
Knuckles: It's from the hotel. It might be important. (gets up again)
Kairi: Get your ass on this bed right now!
Knuckles: I'm getting the phone.
Kairi: On the bed! NOW! I'll get the phone! (walks over to the desk and picks up the phone) HELLO!
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Hello, this is the front desk. We've been getting some complaints about the volume of noise coming from your room.
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Kairi: Really? What kind of noise?
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Um, well, just a disturbing noise...
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Kairi: Was the noise something like...
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PLEASE! Stop ma'am. Just stop the noise, please. Thank you.
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Kairi: Do you seriously think that I give a fat f***?! Now leave us alone before I tear you a new one. (hangs up)
Knuckles: What did you do that for? Now we're gonna get kicked out for sure.
Kairi: Shut up! (jumps on the bed)
Knuckles: Huh?
Kairi: Shut up, b***h! Say my name.
Knuckles: Um, Kairi.
Kairi: Louder!
Knuckles: (clears throat) Kairi.
Kairi: Say it like you mean it! (slap)
Knuckles: KAIRI!!!
--They continue like this through the cold of the night.