Shinycry- hey guys! Sorry it's been a while, life has a way of getting in the way sometimes. This chapter is very short but it's all about Sasuke and Naruto, does that count for anything? Promise to make the next chapter longer and have KakaIru in there too! Well, here's chapter 9
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Ch. 9 "The Attack of the Froggy"
To say that Naruto was pissed off at his sensei would have been an understatement, he was furious with him. Not only did he refuse to answer his questions but his lazy-ass sensei gave them a crappy mission. He didn't understand why someone would make cleaning a pond a mission. How was this going to help him become a Hokage, a great Hokage at that? 'Stupid sensei and his sadistic ways! Damn him to the pits of hell!'

Sasuke raised an eyebrow when he noticed a sudden dark aura surrounding the idiot. 'What the hell is wrong with him?'

'Why don't you ask him?'

'Ask what?'

sighs 'What's wrong with him.'

'And why would I want to do that?'

'Causes you care.'

'I care for no one.'

'Except for the blond cutie that is Naruto.'

'Stop calling him cutie.'

'Jealous?'

'No, why would I be jealous of myself?'

'Oh, so you admit that we are one in the same but then that means you also think he's a cutie.'

'……'

'Cats got your tongue or should I say a little fox has?'

'Go away and leave me alone.'

'Alright, only because Naruto calling out to you.'

"Hey, earth to Sasuke! Is anyone home?'

Snapping out of his thoughts, Sasuke focused on Naruto, regarding him calmly. "What do you want idiot?" He couldn't believe he had dozed off like that and Naruto had caught him. 'Stupid voice in my head.'

'I heard that!'

"You bastard, I just wanted to know what was on you mind so bad that you didn't notice a frog inside your shirt." 'That I put in there' Naruto added silently. When he was plotting his sensei's demise, he found a small frog sitting on a rock and a devilish idea popped into his head. He didn't know whether or not he could catch Sasuke off guard so that he could slip the frog in his shirt but he was going to try anyway. He slowly walked behind Sasuke, trying not to make a single sound and to his surprise Sasuke just continued to stand there, knee deep in the pond. Obviously something was on his mind and Naruto had hesitated. 'Should I or should I not?'

The mischief side won of course and down the little froggy went inside Sasuke's shirt. He blinked a couple of times when Sasuke didn't turn around and whack him upside down the head, which of course he would have dodged. After a moment or two, Naruto had gotten feed up with Sasuke and his lack of reaction, so he decided to snap Sasuke out of his 'daze'.

"Frog?" Sasuke stood there, going over what Naruto just told him inside his head while having a dumbfound face. Once it finally clicked, with the help of something slimy rubbing against his chest, Sasuke's eyes widen. Without really caring for the blond in front of him, Sasuke took off his shirt and the frog made a ribbit noise before going back into the pond. Sasuke made a disgusted face as he looked down at his chest that was covered, he hoped in his mind, was just some green slime that the frog made and not that type of made. He wanted it off and since he was in a pond, he might as well use that to his advantage.

It was Naruto's turn to stand there with a dumbfound face. He couldn't believe it when Sasuke took off his shirt in front of him, in front of him!Not only that but Sasuke started splashing water onto his chest to wash away the green, Naruto wasn't so sure if he wanted to know what that was, in front of him as well. The way the water traveled down his chest and his muscular arms gave Naruto chills down his spin. To top it off the sun was out giving an extra touch to the whole scene by making the water sparkle that was on Sasuke's hair and body. 'Maybe from now on I should put more frogs in his sh-WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING! So what if he's freaking hot with all that water! AH bad Naruto, don't think of the bastard like that! That's a no-no, a big no-no!'

As Naruto continued to scowl and question himself, Sasuke finished up washing the green 'stuff' off of him. Putting back on his shirt and frowning at how it clung to him, Sasuke looked up at Naruto. He raised an eyebrow for the second time that day as he glanced at Naruto who looked like he was going to have a mental breakdown any moment now. 'What's wrong with him?'

'For being a genius, you're sure are dense.'

'Didn't I tell you to go away?'

'Yeah'

'And'

'That doesn't mean I have to listen to you.'

'Just leave me alone already.'

Sakura glanced at her two teammates and wondered about their sanity. Well, if they had any left that is. She couldn't really blame them but her sensei on the other hand who was currently sitting on a tree branch reading that book of his while giggling every here and there was another story all together. Dropping her head and sighing she noticed a frog swimming across her, apparently going towards a lily pad that was floating. She made a disgusted face at how dirty the frog looked and told herself to stay away from it. 'God knows what's on that frog!'

The frog on the lily pad just had one thing to say and that was, "Ribbit!"
TBC

Shinycry- thank you for reading and please review! Yes, I know this was short and it sucked but cut me some slack, okay? Any how, review and tell me if you want me to continue this story. Your reviews mean a lot to me and I want to thank you guys who reviewed the last chapter! I would give you a hug and a kiss on the forehead but the monitor kind of gets in the way ; Well, until next chapter…