* SCENE XXVIII *
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--Meanwhile, in the HEART OF DARKNESS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Or in Kingdom Hearts, rather...Mickey sits there waiting for someone to come and save him.
Mickey: All I have to do is wait here. That's all! They'll come for me! I mean I've brainwashed that lab experiment Goofy. Good thing little kids never wondered about the big "Pluto vs. Goofy Conspiracy." Disney doesn't need that again, I tell ya! I don't know about Donald though. He's just so...so bitter. I wonder how they're doing now. They're probably living at the laps of luxury in the castle as permanent heroes while I'm stuck in here with the Heartless.
Shadow 1: Boss, that freaky mouse just called you a Heartless again.
Darkside: Listen (walking over to Mickey) I told you that we don't like being called the Heartless anymore.
Mickey: But you don't have Hearts and you kill people and destroy worlds!
Darkside: Once we are released from Kingdom Hearts, we lose our Hearts because they all get kept in here. And also we become retarded.
Mickey: That's what I don't understand. Why did you leave?
Darkside: Well, I...I don't know. Hey, Blue Rhapsody! Do you know?
Blue Rhapsody: ...
Darkside: You know, Green Requiem?
Green Requiem: ...
Mickey: Um, okay...so if the doors are opened again, will you leave?
Darkside: That's a good question. Well, most of us Heartfulls...
Mickey: Heartfulls? When did you come up with that one?
Darkside: I thought it sounded better than Heartmore.
Mickey: Yeah, you're right. Go on.
Darkside: Anyway, most of us are intelligent intellectuals...
Mickey: Isn't that a little redundant?
Darkside: Can you listen and NOT comment?
Mickey: Sorry.
Darkside: Thank you. Now, we are very civilized, all except for that stupid Behemoth.
Mickey: Isn't he like you're dog or something?
Darkside: Yeah, but I think I'm gonna put him down.
Mickey: I have a dog too. His name's Pluto.
Darkside: What? Is he an alien or something?
Mickey: No. Just a dog.
Darkside: Oh.
Mickey: You think I'll ever get out of here?
Darkside: Even if you got through those doors...how would you get back to your world?
Mickey: Don't know. I'd probably get lost in End of the World.
Darkside: How did you make it here anyway?
Mickey: Well, I met up with Ansem and then we started traveling together. Then we ran into some guy with a red sports car with OHTORI on the license plate.
Darkside: Did some red head tell you to go with him?
Mickey: Why yes!
Darkside: That's how our entire Heartfull race ended up here in End of the World.
--Four Shadow Heartfulls are playing cards in the back.
Shadow 2: You ignorant Heartless! You're cheating!
Shadow 4: Shut the fuck up!
Shadow 3: Heartless please!
Shadow5: A he-ell naw! You did not just call me a Heartless you little bitch!
Darkside: Stop it! Don't use such a hurtful word to label yourselves.
Mickey: Well, they are Heartless.
--All of the Shadow Heartfulls turn around slowly and stare at Mickey.
Mickey: (gulp) I didn't mean that...I mean I...sh*t.
--The Shadow Heartfulls jump Mickey!
Darkside: Told you not to call us Heartless.
Mickey: SORA!!! HELP ME!!!
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--Meanwhile, in the HEART OF DARKNESS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Or in Kingdom Hearts, rather...Mickey sits there waiting for someone to come and save him.
Mickey: All I have to do is wait here. That's all! They'll come for me! I mean I've brainwashed that lab experiment Goofy. Good thing little kids never wondered about the big "Pluto vs. Goofy Conspiracy." Disney doesn't need that again, I tell ya! I don't know about Donald though. He's just so...so bitter. I wonder how they're doing now. They're probably living at the laps of luxury in the castle as permanent heroes while I'm stuck in here with the Heartless.
Shadow 1: Boss, that freaky mouse just called you a Heartless again.
Darkside: Listen (walking over to Mickey) I told you that we don't like being called the Heartless anymore.
Mickey: But you don't have Hearts and you kill people and destroy worlds!
Darkside: Once we are released from Kingdom Hearts, we lose our Hearts because they all get kept in here. And also we become retarded.
Mickey: That's what I don't understand. Why did you leave?
Darkside: Well, I...I don't know. Hey, Blue Rhapsody! Do you know?
Blue Rhapsody: ...
Darkside: You know, Green Requiem?
Green Requiem: ...
Mickey: Um, okay...so if the doors are opened again, will you leave?
Darkside: That's a good question. Well, most of us Heartfulls...
Mickey: Heartfulls? When did you come up with that one?
Darkside: I thought it sounded better than Heartmore.
Mickey: Yeah, you're right. Go on.
Darkside: Anyway, most of us are intelligent intellectuals...
Mickey: Isn't that a little redundant?
Darkside: Can you listen and NOT comment?
Mickey: Sorry.
Darkside: Thank you. Now, we are very civilized, all except for that stupid Behemoth.
Mickey: Isn't he like you're dog or something?
Darkside: Yeah, but I think I'm gonna put him down.
Mickey: I have a dog too. His name's Pluto.
Darkside: What? Is he an alien or something?
Mickey: No. Just a dog.
Darkside: Oh.
Mickey: You think I'll ever get out of here?
Darkside: Even if you got through those doors...how would you get back to your world?
Mickey: Don't know. I'd probably get lost in End of the World.
Darkside: How did you make it here anyway?
Mickey: Well, I met up with Ansem and then we started traveling together. Then we ran into some guy with a red sports car with OHTORI on the license plate.
Darkside: Did some red head tell you to go with him?
Mickey: Why yes!
Darkside: That's how our entire Heartfull race ended up here in End of the World.
--Four Shadow Heartfulls are playing cards in the back.
Shadow 2: You ignorant Heartless! You're cheating!
Shadow 4: Shut the fuck up!
Shadow 3: Heartless please!
Shadow5: A he-ell naw! You did not just call me a Heartless you little bitch!
Darkside: Stop it! Don't use such a hurtful word to label yourselves.
Mickey: Well, they are Heartless.
--All of the Shadow Heartfulls turn around slowly and stare at Mickey.
Mickey: (gulp) I didn't mean that...I mean I...sh*t.
--The Shadow Heartfulls jump Mickey!
Darkside: Told you not to call us Heartless.
Mickey: SORA!!! HELP ME!!!