* SCENE XXX *
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--Far away in Traverse Town, having nothing to do with the story...three moogles (you know those piggy lookin' things that have a red pom-pom on their heads ... mogs for short) sit in the back storage room of their Synthesis Lab Thingy.
Mog 1: Wow I love synthesizing, kupo!
Mog 2: Me too, kupo.
Mog 3: Ku *hiccup* po!
Mog 2: Have you been drinking again, kupo?
Mog 3: Kuuuupo...
Mog 1: Hey kupo, where is kupo?!
Mog 2: I think he was walking around in circles the last time I saw him, kupo.
Mog 1: In the town square?
Mog 2: Yes...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 3: KUPO!
Mog 1: Good, kupo, moving on...
--All of a sudden, a fourth mog blasts in through the door.
Mog 4: KUPO!
Mog 1: Back from walking around the town square for no apparent reason, kupo?
Mog 2: Kupo, don't be rude to Kupo.
Mog 1: Which Kupo?
Mog 3: KUPO!
Mog 1: Drunk Kupo?
Mog 2: No, Kupo-Kupo!
Mog 1: Oh, Kupo-Kupo, kupo.
Mog 4: Me, kupo's! Is Kupo drunk?
Mog 1: Are you drunk too, kupo?
Mog 4: No...I brought a camera, kupo!
Mog 1: For the celebration, kupo?
Mog 4: Yup, kupo. For the big "Scene Thirty" Party!
Mog 3: Thirty in Roman Numerals is XXX, kupo!
Mog 1: Kupo confused, kupo.
Mog 2: (shapes head) Kupo...
Mog 4: That's what the camera's for, kupo!
Mog 1: Mog on mog on mog on mog, kupo-action!
Mog: Kinky-kupo!
Mog 3: KUPOOOO!!!
Mog 4: (setting up the camera) Kupo!
Mog 1&2: Kupo-sex!
Mog 3: KUPO-ORGY!
Mog 4: Kupo on film!
Mog 1: Should we sell it, kupo, for a profit?
Mog 2: An underground Kupo Porn XXX movie?
Mog 3: KUPOOO!!!
Mog 4: I suppose we could, kupo, I suppose we could!
--Mog 4 finishes setting up the camera and all of them jump onto a huge bed with crystal synthesized legs and frame.
Mog 4: Why does everyone always want to touch my Pom-Pom thing?
Mog 3: It's just sooo sexy, kupo, sexy!
KUPO! OH, KUPO! KUUUUUPO!!!!
(A/N: Sorry, guys. I just got this really weird and gross idea while playing the game. All that kupo-CRAP was just tearing a whole in my brain, so yeah. A huge Kupo-Orgy! Whoot! I figured it would be funny and wrong. It's just weird instead, but for some reason I can't bring myself to erase it. Oh, well, sorry, kupo!)
KUPOOOO!!!
Pom-Pom goes THERE! POM-POM GOES THERE!!!
Eat that pom-pom! Eat it!
Kupo, yes! Yes, KUPO!
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--Far away in Traverse Town, having nothing to do with the story...three moogles (you know those piggy lookin' things that have a red pom-pom on their heads ... mogs for short) sit in the back storage room of their Synthesis Lab Thingy.
Mog 1: Wow I love synthesizing, kupo!
Mog 2: Me too, kupo.
Mog 3: Ku *hiccup* po!
Mog 2: Have you been drinking again, kupo?
Mog 3: Kuuuupo...
Mog 1: Hey kupo, where is kupo?!
Mog 2: I think he was walking around in circles the last time I saw him, kupo.
Mog 1: In the town square?
Mog 2: Yes...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 1: ...
Mog 2: ...
Mog 3: KUPO!
Mog 1: Good, kupo, moving on...
--All of a sudden, a fourth mog blasts in through the door.
Mog 4: KUPO!
Mog 1: Back from walking around the town square for no apparent reason, kupo?
Mog 2: Kupo, don't be rude to Kupo.
Mog 1: Which Kupo?
Mog 3: KUPO!
Mog 1: Drunk Kupo?
Mog 2: No, Kupo-Kupo!
Mog 1: Oh, Kupo-Kupo, kupo.
Mog 4: Me, kupo's! Is Kupo drunk?
Mog 1: Are you drunk too, kupo?
Mog 4: No...I brought a camera, kupo!
Mog 1: For the celebration, kupo?
Mog 4: Yup, kupo. For the big "Scene Thirty" Party!
Mog 3: Thirty in Roman Numerals is XXX, kupo!
Mog 1: Kupo confused, kupo.
Mog 2: (shapes head) Kupo...
Mog 4: That's what the camera's for, kupo!
Mog 1: Mog on mog on mog on mog, kupo-action!
Mog: Kinky-kupo!
Mog 3: KUPOOOO!!!
Mog 4: (setting up the camera) Kupo!
Mog 1&2: Kupo-sex!
Mog 3: KUPO-ORGY!
Mog 4: Kupo on film!
Mog 1: Should we sell it, kupo, for a profit?
Mog 2: An underground Kupo Porn XXX movie?
Mog 3: KUPOOO!!!
Mog 4: I suppose we could, kupo, I suppose we could!
--Mog 4 finishes setting up the camera and all of them jump onto a huge bed with crystal synthesized legs and frame.
Mog 4: Why does everyone always want to touch my Pom-Pom thing?
Mog 3: It's just sooo sexy, kupo, sexy!
KUPO! OH, KUPO! KUUUUUPO!!!!
(A/N: Sorry, guys. I just got this really weird and gross idea while playing the game. All that kupo-CRAP was just tearing a whole in my brain, so yeah. A huge Kupo-Orgy! Whoot! I figured it would be funny and wrong. It's just weird instead, but for some reason I can't bring myself to erase it. Oh, well, sorry, kupo!)
KUPOOOO!!!
Pom-Pom goes THERE! POM-POM GOES THERE!!!
Eat that pom-pom! Eat it!
Kupo, yes! Yes, KUPO!