Alright, time to see if Bakura gets girlified! I ended the last chapter with someone shouting "Wait!" right? Well, now let's find out who said it!

Read on!

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

"Wait!"

Yami looked up. "What, Anzu?"

"You can't use pear! That is so not his color. You need to use that blue over there, not pear." Anzu said this as if it were painfully obvious.

Yami scowled. "But I use this color all the time, it goes with everything. Pear would look fine on him. Why are you looking at me like that?"

Everyone was giving Yami weird looks, and Bakura was on the verge of cackling. Yami, it seemed, was oblivious to how very disturbing he had just sounded. They were spared answering him by the appearance of Ryou at the door way.

"Hey, I was just thinking, I use that shampoo all the time but you guys have never tried to put make up on me. Why?" Ryou asked.

"You mean you don't use make up already?" asked Jounouchi. The rest of the room (except Bakura who just rolled his eyes) looked at Ryou as if he was crazy for saying he never used make up.

"Of course not!" huffed Ryou.

"Oh, well, we just figured that you being so much like a girl, you would of course use make up," said Honda, shrugging his shoulders. Ryou looked offended.

"I'm not like a girl."

Anzu got up and walked over to Ryou. "Ryou, you're as close to a girl as a guy can get without plastic surgery. Really, if you wore a dress, no one would say you were cross dressing, they'd say you were a cute girl."

Ryou crossed his arms and scowled. Not even he liked being called a girl. A weird hissing and BANG sound came from the kitchen and everyone averted their attention to its source.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE ABOMIDABLE SNOWMAN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" shrieked Jou, leaping into Yami's arms, who, in turn, leapt into Honda's arms.

"No, Jou, it's me, Yugi," said the large while thing standing in the door way behind Ryou and Anzu. Yugi was covered from head to toe in whipped cream. He was holding a metal shred in one hand and eating off the white stuff with his other.

"What the Hell happened to you?" asked Yami after he was dumped to the ground by Honda.

"I was eating whipped cream and the can exploded," explained Yugi, "I have ten more in the refrigerator, so we can all have some if you want."

"WHIPPED CREAM!" screamed Malik and he jumped up and raced into the kitchen. Sighing, Marik followed him, the rest of the gang trailing behind.

"Hey, Yugi," asked Yami, "Can I lick all the whipped cream off you?"

Yugi giggled and blushed underneath his white covering, "Sure, Yami."

Yami grinned and tackled Yugi to the ground, licking his face like a dog.

Choosing no to notice, Ryou and Bakura stepped over them and into the kitchen to witness the battle of the whipped cream fools.

"IT IS MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!" screamed Malik as he sprayed whipped cream in Marik's face. Wiping it away from his eyes, Marik shot Malik back, cackling evilly.

Jounouchi and Honda had trapped their heads in the refrigerator while Anzu tried to pull them out by pulling on their shirts.

Ryou and Bakura sweatdropped, watching as the Ishtal's sprayed each other (and the floor) and Anzu ranting on about how absolutely stupid Jou and Honda were.

There was a crash as Jou and Honda came loose and knocked Anzu to the floor, effectively shutting her up. Marik backed up into the pile of idiots and tripped, falling onto them as well. Malik gave a cry of triumph before sliding on the floor and falling on his but.

Ryou and Bakura didn't bother holding in their laughs, making the whole room shake with their mirth. Marik, Anzu, Jou, and Honda glared at the pair, while Malik just grinned this big, tooth, suspiciously sarcastic grin.

"Oh, you are SO dead," growled Jou as he lunged at the laughing Yami and Hikari.

Thinking fast, Ryou grabbed up a whipped cream can and shot its contents at Jou. Jou was blinded by a face full of the white treat and he stepped back and right onto Honda. Bakura doubled over laughing his head off.

Ryou raised his whipped cream bottle and shouted, "I'm king of the whipped cream!" Bakura and Malik (who'd just stood up) both fell over laughing so hard they almost couldn't breathe.

"AHHHHHHH!" Honda and Jou had tackled Ryou to the ground before he could spray them, making him shout.

Marik suddenly stood up with his whole head covered in whipped cream, making him look like some sort of demented cake. "I have and idea!" he cried.

"What!" snapped Jou as he sprayed a whipped cream smiley face on Ryou's shirt.

"We should put make up on both Bakura's. To the purse!" cried Marik grabbing Bakura and Ryou by their upper arms.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Ryou and Bakura.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Do Ryou and Bakura get a make over? Will Malik ever get to make out with Ryou? Will Bakura ever get the fruity smell out of his hair? Stay tuned to find out!

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