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(A/N: Sorry to you all for not updating in so long. Part of it is the fact that school is hard as hell! GAHHH! And the other part is my laziness. I know you all were used to my constant updates. And I'll try to keep it up like before. Sorry, but I hope you like what I have.........so please review! Thank you! And Happy "Artificial Love" Day!)
--Riku wakes up in the bask of light slipping in through the curtains. He looks down to see Sora wrapped tightly in his arms. They never changed into pajamas the previous night so there closes were still on them; however, very wrinkled from all of the tossing and turning of the previous night. Riku kisses Sora lightly on the forehead and leans back to rest. Then a knock is heard on the door and much rustling behind it. Riku's eyes spring open, realizing that no one knows about Sora and himself and that someone out there is just inches away from seeing them tangled together like that.
Voice: Hey, Riku! Are you ready?
Riku: Um, don't come in! I'm.........I'm changing! Um, who is it?
Anothr Voice: It's a stupid bastard! Hey, Sora! You in there too? You guys live together cause of the hurricane, right?
Sora: (slowly waking up) Huh? Wha?
Riku: No! He's in the bathroom! Um, hold on! We'll be ready in a sec! (whispering to Sora) Wake up!
Sora: Huh?
Riku: Shhh! Your dad and my dad are outside our door! They can't know about us just yet! That is the biggest shock to any father! Especially one you've only known for one one night! "Oh hello son. Looks like you had long night." Yeah Dad! I was making out hard core with my boyfriend. "So that's why I saw you two wrapped up in each others arms." Yes dad! I'm gay! Gay as a rainbow with my new beau! Soon, I think we're gonna go all the way. "Good for you son! And don't forget to use a lubricant and protection!" Thanks dad! Is that the kind of bonding you want with Cloud, huh?
Sora: (waking up at a jolt) What? We're gonna go all the way? When did we decide that?
Riku: We didn't. It was an example!
Sora: Nice example.
Riku: Come on! Be serious. Get up!
Sephiroth: Come on you guys! Spendin' to much time in there, your gonna make me start thinkin'.........
Riku: Nothings going on! I swear! Just go down stairs to the game room and play some video games or something!
Sora: Yeah! Play .hack!
Cloud: FF7!
Sephiroth: Oh, hell no!
Riku: (listening to the door) Okay, they left. Get dressed!
--They both hurry and get dressed to go on their little father-son outing. Running down the stairs they both gasp at the sight they find.........
Riku: DAD! WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Sora: Oh, my GOD! What ARE you doing?
Sephiroth: (pushing Cloud away from their embrace) Um, it's nothing! I swear!
Riku: You're gay?
Sephiroth: NO! I am most certainly not! Bi at the very least!
Sora: Dad? Are you gay.........?
Cloud: Um, I don't know.........I mean no!
Riku: I don't know what to say. Wait yeah I do. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I just saw my dad making out with your dad! GAHHHH! DOSHITE! DOSHITE! (trans.: Why! Why!)
Sora: Well, I guess that makes our news a little easier to swallow then.
Riku: Number one: SHHHH! And number two: don't say swallow at a time like this.
Cloud: Wait a sec? What?!
Sephiroth: What news do you have?
Sora: Well, I guess I should tell you that I'm gay.
Sephiroth: Oh, is that all? DUH!
Sora: Huh?
Cloud: Well, it was a little obvious.
Sora: (shocked) What do you mean obvious?!
Riku: Moving on! YOU TWO WERE MAKING OUT!
Sephiroth: Oh, come on! Like you never made out with your arch-nemesis!
Riku: So.........I mean! NO!
Sephiroth: OH MY GOD! You made out with Sora, didn't you!!!
Riku: NO!
Sora: (sniff)
Cloud: You okay?
Sora: Some people are just so INSENSITIVE.........RIKU!
Cloud: See, that's the kind of stuff that makes you seem gay.
Sephiroth: Aha! You did, didn't you! Sora and Riku sitting in a tree!
Riku: BAKAAAA!
Sephiroth: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Riku: SHUT UP!!!
Sephiroth: Queer!
Riku: Fag!
Sora: Stop it! The both of you! Now, you and Cloud are having an affair and me and Riku are going out!
Riku: Hey.........okay, yeah.........
Sephiroth: Oh, the homo-exoticness' of it all!
Cloud: FF7!
Sora: Okay, can we go out now?
Sephiroth: Fine. Come on Riku, let's go to the baseball game and get a Cinnabon!
Riku: Cool!
Cloud: Let's go to the go carts.........it'll be fun!
Sora: Yay!
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(A/N: Sorry to you all for not updating in so long. Part of it is the fact that school is hard as hell! GAHHH! And the other part is my laziness. I know you all were used to my constant updates. And I'll try to keep it up like before. Sorry, but I hope you like what I have.........so please review! Thank you! And Happy "Artificial Love" Day!)
--Riku wakes up in the bask of light slipping in through the curtains. He looks down to see Sora wrapped tightly in his arms. They never changed into pajamas the previous night so there closes were still on them; however, very wrinkled from all of the tossing and turning of the previous night. Riku kisses Sora lightly on the forehead and leans back to rest. Then a knock is heard on the door and much rustling behind it. Riku's eyes spring open, realizing that no one knows about Sora and himself and that someone out there is just inches away from seeing them tangled together like that.
Voice: Hey, Riku! Are you ready?
Riku: Um, don't come in! I'm.........I'm changing! Um, who is it?
Anothr Voice: It's a stupid bastard! Hey, Sora! You in there too? You guys live together cause of the hurricane, right?
Sora: (slowly waking up) Huh? Wha?
Riku: No! He's in the bathroom! Um, hold on! We'll be ready in a sec! (whispering to Sora) Wake up!
Sora: Huh?
Riku: Shhh! Your dad and my dad are outside our door! They can't know about us just yet! That is the biggest shock to any father! Especially one you've only known for one one night! "Oh hello son. Looks like you had long night." Yeah Dad! I was making out hard core with my boyfriend. "So that's why I saw you two wrapped up in each others arms." Yes dad! I'm gay! Gay as a rainbow with my new beau! Soon, I think we're gonna go all the way. "Good for you son! And don't forget to use a lubricant and protection!" Thanks dad! Is that the kind of bonding you want with Cloud, huh?
Sora: (waking up at a jolt) What? We're gonna go all the way? When did we decide that?
Riku: We didn't. It was an example!
Sora: Nice example.
Riku: Come on! Be serious. Get up!
Sephiroth: Come on you guys! Spendin' to much time in there, your gonna make me start thinkin'.........
Riku: Nothings going on! I swear! Just go down stairs to the game room and play some video games or something!
Sora: Yeah! Play .hack!
Cloud: FF7!
Sephiroth: Oh, hell no!
Riku: (listening to the door) Okay, they left. Get dressed!
--They both hurry and get dressed to go on their little father-son outing. Running down the stairs they both gasp at the sight they find.........
Riku: DAD! WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Sora: Oh, my GOD! What ARE you doing?
Sephiroth: (pushing Cloud away from their embrace) Um, it's nothing! I swear!
Riku: You're gay?
Sephiroth: NO! I am most certainly not! Bi at the very least!
Sora: Dad? Are you gay.........?
Cloud: Um, I don't know.........I mean no!
Riku: I don't know what to say. Wait yeah I do. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I just saw my dad making out with your dad! GAHHHH! DOSHITE! DOSHITE! (trans.: Why! Why!)
Sora: Well, I guess that makes our news a little easier to swallow then.
Riku: Number one: SHHHH! And number two: don't say swallow at a time like this.
Cloud: Wait a sec? What?!
Sephiroth: What news do you have?
Sora: Well, I guess I should tell you that I'm gay.
Sephiroth: Oh, is that all? DUH!
Sora: Huh?
Cloud: Well, it was a little obvious.
Sora: (shocked) What do you mean obvious?!
Riku: Moving on! YOU TWO WERE MAKING OUT!
Sephiroth: Oh, come on! Like you never made out with your arch-nemesis!
Riku: So.........I mean! NO!
Sephiroth: OH MY GOD! You made out with Sora, didn't you!!!
Riku: NO!
Sora: (sniff)
Cloud: You okay?
Sora: Some people are just so INSENSITIVE.........RIKU!
Cloud: See, that's the kind of stuff that makes you seem gay.
Sephiroth: Aha! You did, didn't you! Sora and Riku sitting in a tree!
Riku: BAKAAAA!
Sephiroth: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Riku: SHUT UP!!!
Sephiroth: Queer!
Riku: Fag!
Sora: Stop it! The both of you! Now, you and Cloud are having an affair and me and Riku are going out!
Riku: Hey.........okay, yeah.........
Sephiroth: Oh, the homo-exoticness' of it all!
Cloud: FF7!
Sora: Okay, can we go out now?
Sephiroth: Fine. Come on Riku, let's go to the baseball game and get a Cinnabon!
Riku: Cool!
Cloud: Let's go to the go carts.........it'll be fun!
Sora: Yay!