Disclaimers: If this poor authoress owned Naruto, Rock Lee would be able to use Edo Tensei but since he can't perform any ninjutsu except taijutsu, you see Kishimoto Masashi owned Naruto.

Me: OMG! Look, Naru-kun, we've got some reviews! squeal

Naruto: Phew. Those reviewers really save me from your homicidal side. I cannot thank them more.

Me: blink Excuse me. What did you say, Naru-kun?

Naruto: jump I say… Uh! Let's begin replying them!

Me: Yes, yes, yes! You're right, Naru-kun! I wuv wuv wuv you! glomp

Naruto: Eeek!

Reply to the reviews:

Blisblop – Yay! You're my first reviewer! Congratulation… Wait! I should have said thank you. Okay, thank you, girl/guy whichever you are.

Kataru – LOL! Yes, my Naru-kun is the man! He maybe cute but he is no sissy! Let show'em who's the seme! Woohoo! (Plus, Sasuke-kun has the word UKE in his name. That speaks for something.)

UnOrthodox – I know, my friend. Wimpy UkeNaru's are horrible. T-T

cfox – Yes, there should be more SemeNaru ffs. SemeNaru needs more love!

Me: In the last chapter we left off with Naru-kun calling Sasuke-kun a babe, what will his reaction be? I bet Naru-kun here is dying to know as much as you!

Naruto: mumble You're making me into a major laughing stock.

Me: blink What did you say, Naru-kun?

Naruto: I – uh- nothing, Shihodo-chan!

Me: Okay then, let's see how Sasuke-kun will react!

Uchiha Sasuke's cold onyx orbs widened clearly-visibly and then they narrowed down into their dangerously coldly pissed off mode. "What did you say, dobe?" He asked Naruto in a threatening low voice but Naruto just didn't lose that big grin on his lips but grinned even wider, knowing that the delicious fish had fallen for his little but alluring-enough bait. He let his grin plaster there on his lips without saying anything for a while just to add the annoying effect and then repeated his four magical words. "You, my beautiful babe." Now all he had to do was to wait for the magic to work its wonderful trick which didn't disappoint him because he could see how the usual cool-keeping Uchiha Sasuke was more-than-just-slowly losing his temper as those words accurately hit his nerve and the bastard couldn't let the Uchiha pride be insulted like that, especially by the so-called dobe of their academy year.

Sasuke scowled deeply and Naruto didn't fail to notice how he had his pale hand already fisted when the bastard said again in a voice that sounded almost like a hiss. "Say that again, dobe and you'll see what it really meant." Naruto had already prepared himself for it and didn't fear to speak the word again but Sakura intervened first. "Sasuke-kun, just ignore him. Naruto is just spouting nonsense as usual. Maybe we should go on a date after the mission so that you will forget about his idiocy. What do you think?" Hearts were spinning around her pink head, making everything all illy pinkishly sweet but as usual, Sasuke just snorted and pushed her aside and took a few steps toward Naruto who was still grinning, enjoying the situation. "You've just asked me to say it again? Which part do you want? Beautiful or babe?"

And then Sasuke snapped. He threw a fist at the grinning Naruto who instead of dodging, threw himself towards the flying fist and received fully the wrath of the Uchiha but that was because he knew he had the ultra fast super healing ability of the almighty Kyuubi™ and proceeded to go on with tacking Sasuke with his weight, making the other boy go off balance therefore they both fell to the ground with a screech of "Sasuke-kun!" from Sakura. Naruto played being a deaf ear on her and sat up in the position of straddling Sasuke's waist and wiped his own face, not losing the grin that seemed to stick there perpetually. "You hit like a girl." That earned a grunt from the boy beneath him who began to set himself free or at least switching their position since it really hit his nerve being dominated by someone he thought was inferior to him. Of course, Naruto wouldn't let him do either of that. He knew that it wouldn't take long before Sasuke could eventually break free from him. He didn't doubt the other boy's strength but he had other plan than keeping him in place with just brute force.

Naruto bent his head down close to Sasuke – this was the right time he put what he had learnt from Ero-sennin's special Icha Icha edition © to use. Naruto sneaked his hand under the struggling boy's blue shirt, searching for something that would send the other boy off guard. It worked. Sasuke stopped struggling and lay frozen in place with those onyx orbs as wide as a saucer pan and while Sakura was still screeching "Sasuke-kun!" uselessly in the background, Naruto couldn't feel any more pleased. He then went on with his evil plan and fended to be very, very, very surprise. "Oh my god! Sasuke! You really are a boy!" Sasuke's Uchiha pride must be very, very insulted that in spite of his state of shock as hell, his hand shot up and held his neck in a tight grip, intending to strangle him away from the living world. But Naruto knew better than just waiting to confront Lord Hades and quickly reacted. He tweaked that something his fingers had taken hold of under Sasuke's blue shirt and was granted with an immediate effect.

Sasuke suddenly gasped and let go of his poor neck and although Uzumaki Naruto was only about to turn thirteen years old, his cheekiness had gone far beyond any refine adult could imagine having teachers like Kakashi and Jiraiya, so for children his age, especially one bent on nothing but training to get stronger to kill one's blood-related brother was out of the question. Sasuke may have the usual teen hormone, may know the basic concept of birds and bees but his knowledge was nothing compared to the uber ero-genius Uzumaki Naruto whom he was thinking was using some kind of unknown yet powerful technique on him, thus making him losing his strength and unable to easily free himself. Having that thought in mind, the number one rookie of the year decided that he would find out the secret of Naruto's incredibly strong new jutsu. He turned on the Sharingan and was stunned by the obvious truth: it wasn't any kind of genjutsu or ninjutsu but the use of his hand and fingers.

The Uchiha prodigy lay still in shock. If it wasn't genjutsu or ninjutsu then it would have to be taijutsu and he had managed to copy Rock Lee's taijutsu, even acquired his speed during one hell of a practice on the top of the mountain with Kakashi, all that and he was losing to Naruto's strange taijutsu that required only the movement of his fingers and no seal forming involved! That was absolutely outrageous! No, he wouldn't let the dobe surpass him like this. He couldn't let Naruto win like this! He had to obtain the power to defeat Itachi. He can't lose! Yet even with the burning determination and feeling of not wanting to lose, Sasuke couldn't stop the gasping noise he was making. The noise that was followed closely with something very close to a moan but of course, he wouldn't admit it. And not to forget but was already forgotten, Sakura was still standing there screaming "Sasuke-kun!" with tears brimming in her green eyes without doing anything else until one silver haired-Hatake Kakashi arrived with a usual casual wave of his hand. "Hi, guys. Sorry for being late but I've got lost on the way of life on the way here."

Naruto: You're really making me into a pimp. And now Kakashi-sensei sees me.

Me: You don't want him to? I thought you want to prove it to everyone that you're the top man. Now I know you just want to be the ultimate bottom…

Naruto: Hey, wait! I didn't say that!

Me: So you're fine with him seeing you now?

Naruto: No... Yes… No… Okay, I mean yes!

Me: Good. Good. And what he would react – whether Naru-kun here will be punished or not we will all see it in the next part! Now on with your script, Naru-kun!

Naruto: That wench over there wants her readers to review because if they don't, she will take away my ramen. Feh! Stupid woman!

Me: hit him over the head with a fan Baka Naru-kun! You aren't Inuyasha!