Disclaimer: Je ne possede pas de CHATS, ou le OFUC, ou Mystitat. Cela est flagramment evidente. Ekwy possede le OFUC, est je pense que Mystitat possede. Je ne suis pas tout a fait sur. ;)
A/N; Try and figure that one out... teehee. BUt, anyways, this is a weird poem that popped into my head one night while I was re-reading a chapter of OFUC. And, yes, it's approved by Ekwy and Mystitat, so don't report me.
Mystitat, the Nearly-Permanently-Dead Cat
Macavity's Notorious for faultiness and crime,
but he's not the cause of death-no, not every time.
For at the OFUC, you see, there is a certain cat,
who's really rather talented at that!
Mystitat, the dead cat, you surely know her name,
If Misto's been disturbed, she's the one to blame!
She's gotten into mischeif that's resulted in her dying
But do not try to count the times-you'd die trying.
The staff and the students can't be sure exactly why,
She finds such morbid pleasure in continuing to die.
Strange, but humourous in a way, this habit of hers is,
It even won her some strange honour at Christmas.
Mystitat, the dead cat, you surely know her name,
But to our amazement, to her title she takes no shame.
Perhaps she is deranged or even something near depraved,
She's only lucky that she can always be saved.
How many times has Mystitat died? We wouldn't want to count.
But she's made it clear-that's what her stay at OFUC's about!
Some find it quite disturbing, while others only laugh
It's amazing, she's not in trouble with the staff.
Mystitat, the dead cat, you surely know her name,
We really have to wonder if she is insane!
She probably is among the looniest of us,
And she's died so many times we don't even make a fuss.
And in conclusion to my poem, I only want to say,
Please take no offense, Mystitat, it wasn't meant that way!
Well, I hope she didn't, but never mind that:
Mystitat is, and always will be, the nearly-permanently-dead cat!
A/N: .:sighs:. You've read it, now go reveiw it, if you would please: ) Pretty Please? Reveiws make me happy.
Veel leifs,
Eponine