Naruto and the Three Year Trip
By Chy-Ken En Rai-Se
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Not exactly the amount of reviews I expected, then yet again, probably to many NaruHina fans out there. My note to NaruHina fans. This is only MY opinion.
Naruto x Hinata is OVERUSED. She will never ever, in my opinion, get the courage.
Note: There WILL be some NarutoxOC but then again, its only for a while. Naruto is just growing handsome like a certain Hokage. I also own the Youth Maker, Gaitos. Please ask permission to use.
Author's Note: Most of Naruto's new arsenal of Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Kenjutsu and other attacks will basically be rip offs of games I play, like Final Fantasy Tactics, ROSE Online, and others.
Italics- Flashbacks
Bold- Kyuubi Talking/Bolding Important Stuff
Chapter 2- Happy
Happy
Pronunciation: ('ha-pE) adjective -ier; -est 1. favored by luck or fortune 2. notably fitting, effective, or well adapted 3a. enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment b. expressing or suggestive of happiness c. glad, pleased d. having or marked by an atmosphere of good fellowship
I looked ahead, at the gates of Lightning Country, the guards could see a us walking towards the gate. HappyPronunciation: ('ha-pE) adjective . favored by luck or fortune . notably fitting, effective, or well adapted a. enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment b. expressing or suggestive of happiness c. glad, pleased d. having or marked by an atmosphere of good fellowshipI looked ahead, at the gates of Lightning Country, the guards could see a us walking towards the gate.
Jiraiya and I asked for entrance, the guards asked for identification. We showed identification.
I, Uzumaki Naruto of the Leaf for training. And Jiraiya, the Super Pervert of the Leaf, for...
"Jiraiya! Is that you! Oh my god! Please sign my books!"
"Screw him! Sign my books!"
I sighed. Why am I cursed with seeing and meeting perverts wherever I go? Just my luck...
I saw Jiraiya finish signing the 34th book. His hands were getting tired. I groaned inwardly.
It had been a few weeks since I left Kohona. I already miss Ayame a lot. I miss her ramen.
I was suppose to be in Lightning Country training to get new attacks. I don't need new attacks.
"Naruto. We are going to visit different countries so you gain new attacks." the Super Perverted Sannin said.
"What's wrong with mine!" I screamed at him.
"Kage Bunshin, Rasengan, Your 'rendan' and your Sexy no Jutsu is only a small range."
"You forgot one attack! Harem no Justsu!"
And a giant nose bleed later, I was thinking. Maybe I do need new attacks. Better to have a bigger range so that bastard won't copy all my moves.
At least I will learn some new moves. Heh. Then again, better keep my mask on.
"Ha ha! I will one day be Hokage and bring peace to the world!"
After a session of getting beat up, I was at the Raikage's office with Jiraiya.
"So, you want your student to train here huh," the Raikage said. He had dark hair with yellow and white Raikage robes. I stared at him.
"I will let him train here with a team. Under one condition... A very DIRE condition."
See? I knew there was a catch. It must be something li-
"You, Jiraiya, will finish your next book here and give me the first copy."
I face faulted. Stupid perverts. I took out some Gaitos and popped one in my mouth. Oh no! Commercial time!
Insert Mentos Music Here
Do, do do do dooo do do.
Uaaaaaa...
Dun dun dun dun dun.
When your ready to go,
When your ready to see.
The candy that,
Brightens your teeth!
When we get it to you,
Can't you see what they do.
Gaitos are full of youth!
Youth tastes better,
Winteryouth better.
Youth tastes better,
With Gaitos,it's full of youth!
A picture of Gai shows up.
"Gaitos. The Youth Maker." And smiles.
Oh no! That song is still stuck in my head! Damn it!
Anyways, I was assigned to Team Four with a temporary forehead protector and I was to have the day off.
I decided to take off my mask. The people here won't know who I am. I decided to act natural which was a little hard. I hadn't done it for a long time.
The first place I went to was a clothing shop. I had HAD to get out of these ugly jumpsuits. The shopping clerk, who was a pretty blond, decided to help me out.
She helped me pick out a few black shirts, a black jacket, some black pants, and also a pale yellow cloak.
The black jacket had a lot of pockets for holding stuff. My pants also had a lot of pockets and it went down to my shoes. My sandels were replaced with this footwear called 'sneakers'. They were black and pale yellow so I didn't mind much.I thought the cloak looked cool.
I tried them on and looked at myself at the mirror. I had my new forehead protector around my neck. With my forehead protector off, my hair dropped. It gave me a nice look.
I paid with my Gama-chan, (I received a lot of money from Jiraiya and Tsunade for traveling.) and went out the door.
I laughed. I haven't even used up a percent of my money. I grinned. This was going to be good. I went to an equipment shop next. I wondered about the weights that Lee wore. Maybe if I wore enough, I can withstand attacks better and become faster too.
I left with some kunai and shuriken. I bought about 100 of each. I also had weights. I had about 10 kilograms on my arms and legs while I had 20 kilograms on my chest. It was so heavy. Argh? Yes. Argh seems right.
I walked to find the bathing house. After asking for directions, I went there. Now how did I know he was going to be there.
"Hey Ero-sannin. Where are we going to live?" I asked.
He looked at me like I was stupid. He handed me a map and keys then shooed me away.
"Look! Theres a pervert behind the fence!" I screamed and I went on my way ignoring the screams of help from a legendary sannin.
I entered the house and went into the room closest to me. I saw it was a bedroom with my stuff already there. I sighed and put my stuff in there. I went out without my cloak. I miss it already. I went out and decided to run around with my new weights. I started running.
After running around the village 10 times, I was exhausted and dragged myself to the apartment. When I got in, I went straight to bed.
Waking up around 5 am, I put on my cloak and went to the training spot where I was suppose to meet my temporary team. The team instructor was already there.
She had brown hair and pale green eyes. She was somewhat taller than me.
"Hi my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I was assigned to your team for training." I said politely and bowed.
She giggled. I wonder why? "My name is Ikazuchi Osanago. (Meaning Baby Thunder or Thunder Baby. One of those.) I will be your team instructor." She giggled again. I cringed.
I soon knew why she was laughing. My new team mates were all girls. I groaned inwardly again. And to make it more 'troublesome', they were sisters.
The first one had brown long hair and green eyes. She was a few inches shorter than me. Her name was Karen Kumo. (Lovely Cloud)
The second one had black long hair and brown eyes. She was also a few inches shorter than me but an inch smaller than Kumo. She had a bigger chest and her name was Karen Hikari. (Lovely Light)
The third one was only an inch shorter than me with long blond hair and blue eyes. She had the biggest chest while her name was Karen Raikou. (Lovely Lightning)
The Karen clan was the more noble clan of Cloud Country. Better be careful.
Kumo and Hikari pointed at me and giggled while Raikou rolled her eyes. How can they have different hair colors and be sisters? I mentally slapped myself and Kyuubi.
Holy shit! I just slapped Kyuubi.
Brat...
Heh yes Kyuubi?
Did you just sla-
Uh oh.
Gr...
Anyways, back to the story. We started out with some basic exercises. I groaned inwardly again. We then sparred. Me with Raikou while Kumo with Hikari.
It seems like they depended more on speed than anything else. After deflecting a few blows, I used my signature technique.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" I yelled out and my twenty clones took the offense. They seemed only like rookie genins so Raikou shouldn't be much of a problem.
She started to make some seals as I looked on interested.
"Kumo Bunshin no Jutsu!" (Cloud Clone) She yelled and clouds surrounding the area took form of only three cloud bunshins. She failed miserably.
"Looks like you need to practice more Raikou." Osanago said interrupting our battle. "Today is over. Meet back here tomorrow same place."
Raikou glared at me and started to leave with Hikari following her. I was about to go when Kumo jumped on me. She giggled.
I groaned the Nth time today. She smiled at me.
"You know, Raikou use to be the strongest genin here until you came." she chimed at me.
"Um so?" I questioned her. She gave me a seductive smile.
"You know, she may not like you, but I do." She grinned at me. I was takenback. No one had ever said that to me. Well its a first I guess.
She gave me a peck on the cheek and left smirking. Oh boy. "Women are so troublesome."
Far away in Kohona. Shikamaru, Chuunin, Lazy smart dude, sneezed.
I got up watching Kumo's butt swaying as she ran as if teasing me. Damn Ero-Sannin! Corrupting my mind! Argh!
No! Stop thinking nasty.
Brat...
What now?
I have a present for you...
Oh god...
Enjoy.
Argh! Stop sending those naked pictures of them having se-
Censor-Censor-Censor
I groaned inwardly as I received pictures of Kumo doing sexual activities with me. I mean she does seem naughty and maybe I could get her in a school girl outfit and...
NO! Stop it! No! I'm becoming pervy!
Then again, her legs are so nice. I bet with a sliding motion she will be moa-
NO! Stupid Jiraiya! Grr! Must... vent... pervyness... on... sensei...
And I ran off unknowing Osanago was still there staring at me gasping.
I went to the springs enraged. Jiraya looked at me seeing a mass amount of chakra coming out of myself. I roared. He wet his pants.
Using my Kyuubi enhanced speed, I use the Thousand Years of Pain with explosion note on him. I'm going to call that the Thousand Years of Pain, Naruto Style.
I accidentally looked in the hole and saw Raikou, Kumo and Hikari butt naked chatting with each other. I nosebleed.
After I woke up, I ran around a few times redoing a few exercises. I went back to the apartment and took out a camera. I looked at it. It was the camera I received on my eleventh birthday from Ayame.
"Happy birthday Naruto!" Ayame said a bit sadly. It was the 11th year since Yondaime died so no one was happy. It was also the day of my birth.
"Thanks Ayame," I said giving her a warm smile.
"Here Naruto. I got a present for you."
I looked at her confused. She actually went through the trouble to get me a present. I felt so happy. I thanked her. I thanked her with everything I had.
I opened it. I was all giddy inside. I saw a camera. She said it was a special camera than the moment you took a picture, the picture would be printed out. I had to refill it with film though.
I instantly took a picture of her smiling warmly at me. The picture came out and a few moments later, it cleared.
I will always cherish the camera.
I placed the camera back in my bag. If Jiraiya ever found it, he would be taking pictures of too many naked females.
With young perky breasts, and brown hair. And green eyes begging to be licked. And her soft legs and he-
Kyuubi! Stop it! GRR! STOP IT! AHHHHHH! EVERYONE IS PERVERTED!
I finally got to bed and decided to sleep.
Then again... Kyuubi loves to send pictures.
The next day, I woke up and took a deep shower. I also needed to change my boxers for a certain reason.
I got dressed and went to training spot. I was the first one here so I decided to do some exercises. Fifty-eight push-ups later, Kumo arrived in a black skirt and revealing blouse. Man I was going great.
I didn't realize I was staring at her until she giggled. I blushed and continued.
I groaned as she walked over to me and sat next to me revealing her bra to me. I tried not to look but I couldn't. She grinned.
Thankfully, Raikou and Hikari arrived just in time to stop her advanced. Thank Kyuubi that they came.
Kumo pouted and went to talk with Raikou and Hikari with occasional giggles from Hikari. Hikari was also in a skirt but not as revealing. Her blouse was more of a shirt and didn't reveal as much. Raikou, thank god, was just in her normal shirt and long skirt.
Today, we learned to make a Raikou Kunais. I saw Osanago do it once and decided to sit down. I started to think about the attack. I had to mold electricity into a kunai. The good thing about it was that it goes real fast depending on how fast I channel chakra and it can cause paralysis. The bad part was, that you have to have good control and charge atoms around you while you launch the attack.
I analyzed it a bit for a full twenty minutes. Thanks to my photographic memory, I remembered all the steps she did. I rewind the memory again and looked on. I decided to try it.
Charging the atoms around me, I made a Raikou Kunai except it dissipated after ten seconds. I needed to make it better. I analyzed what I did wrong. The jutsu didn't need any seals like the Rasengan. I saw what I did wrong. I needed to keep charging atoms until I launch it. So it was a quick assassin type attack.
Charging again, I made a perfect Raikou Kunai and launched it at a bird a good 10 meters away. It struck head on with electricity crackling around it. Success. I took out some Gaitos and popped one in my mouth.
I went back and told Osanago that I did it. She was surprised. The Karen sisters didn't even succeed yet and I was not a native and I still made it before them I guess.
She asked me to do it.
"Raikou Kunai" I whispered. A kunai instantly appeared not even a second after I finished saying it. I threw it at a tree and it whizzed right through it slicing the tree in the base.
She was shocked. Kumo was also shocked but then winked seductively at me. Damn it Naruto Jr.! Bad boy! Stay down! Sit! Sit!
Hikari looked amused but Raikou looked angered. She glared right at me. I gulped silently. I shouldn't have shown off like that.
I was then to learn the Kumo Bunshin. Learning the seals and seeing her perform it, I left to train again.
I was halfway to learning about the properties of it when I heard footsteps. I turned around and saw Raikou staring at me. I gulped. I didn't sense any killer intent as she sat next to me cross legged. I stared in confusion yet again.
"Um.. so... need anything?" I asked nervously. She seemed to be studying me for a moment before speaking.
"H-How did you make the Raikou Kunai?" she asked as she seemed to have swollowed her pride. I gave a smile which seemed to cause her to turn hot or heated. There was some red on her face.
I explained everything to her as she listed intently and seemed to actually listen. When I finished, I helped her. After a few tries, she managed it. I smiled at her. She seemed to crack a small smile. I will have to help her on that too.
"Thanks, Naruto." she said smiling.
"No problem Raikou." I said a little too cheerfully.
I suddenly found a pair of lips on my cheek before I saw her walking away. Man I have the worse luck ever.
Hey br-
Don't you even dare start you retarded fox!
Don't you dare order me around.
Who controls who?
Never mind.
I went back to find Raikou helping Kumo and Hikari on theirs. I grinned and went back to perfecting my Kumo Bunshin.
Using my photographic memory again, I perfected it in less than an hour. Stretching, I walked back to the training area where I nimbly dodged three Raikou Kunais. I glared and Kumo and Hikari laughed while Raikou smirked. She smirked the Sasuke smirk. Oh my god!
We went out to eat with Osanago paying. We ate at a cafe called Kumo Cafe. It seems interesting. I ordered a simple meat lovers sub while the rest ordered salads. Girls will be girls.
I walked back only to find Kumo trailing me. I groaned and turned around.
"What do you want?" I said.
She looked a bit surprised that I could sense her. He walked up to me.
"What would you want me to do?" she whispered seductively.
She was only twelve and already she was thinking about sex. God she's going to be one heck of a seductress one day.
"I want you to leave me alone."
She seemed hurt. Not that I really cared. She smiled again and gave me a kiss on my cheek.
"See you later, lover boy." She said giggling as she left.
To curse my luck with women.
I groaned. Popping another Gaitos in my mouth, I went back to the apartment and went straight to bed. As I was thinking, my thoughts went to Ayame.
Somehow, I wanted to be loyal to her. Like something was making me deflect any advances automatically. I looked out the window in time to see the sunset.
Ayame, I was just thinking. About our relationship. I would do anything for you, to make you...
Happy
End Chapter
Author's Note: I watched Episode 150 the other day. I was like, holy shit. That's the most I've ever heard Shino talk!
And to the manga, STOP STALLING AND LET SASORI KILL SAKURA ALREADY!
To be continued...