Back by popular demand, and the fact this wondered into my mind.
Thanks to: -
Fredchester, sassysarasidle, Tabbiez, cherrydrops12 and NickGilandGreggo'snumber1fan
Catherine woke to the strange sound of a cat screaming.
"Hur" she sat up soundly wondering if she had accidentally rolled onto Grissom's cat, wait he didn't have a cat.
She opened her eyes to see Tom and Jerry on Grissom's TV with Sara now squashed against her with Greg sat next to her grinning like cat.
"Morning Cath" he grinned as she shuck her head as if trying to forget everything.
"How can you be so awake?" she moaned as Grissom appeared from the kitchen with a glass of water and some more aspirin.
"Take you pills, makes your head feel less like it's about to burst open" smiled Sara turning the volume down as a phone rang in the background.
"Hello" Warrick got up from where he was sat on the floor to answer it.
"Yes, sorry about that but turns out it was something we all ate" he said smiling at Nick who was looking confused.
"I don't know it depends how we are, ok bye" he hung up "Grissom told everyone we had food poisoning, better that you for got high on superglue" he said throwing a cushion at Nick.
"I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at the conveyer in a supermarket again" groaned Catherine.
"I don't know I think you should have kept your career as a dancer," laughed Greg getting half a glass of water thrown down him.
"It wasn't that bad" complained Cath getting up and waving her arms in the air.
"You were more graceful when you were high" laughed Sara as Catherine grabbed her leg and began dragging of the sofa. "HEY" squealed Sara grabbing the back cushion and pulling it off with her.
"Do you mind" said Grissom taking the cushion of Sara and re-placing it on the seat.
"Oh sorry, I guess we should get going" she said standing up and straightening her clothes.
"Fancy breakfast?" asked Catherine
"YES" Nick shot up followed by Greg "only if your paying" he smiled walking by Grissom.
"I let you all sleep in my house and you expect me to pay!" complained Grissom as Catherine took one arm and Sara the other and they lead him from the house.
"Down fall of been supervisor, we all know you get paid more" grinned Nick taking his keys from the side and locking the door for him.
"I'll drive, I don't know if you lots reflexes have recovered" said Warrick getting in the front.
"You know that was quite fun we should do it again some time" said Greg been forced to get in the back after Nick knocked him out the way.
"What get high?" questioned Sara as she and Catherine trapped Grissom in the middle seat.
"No some thing fun"
"We as long as fun isn't throwing myself in a bin of cardboard sure, you lot are ok when your no working" she said looking at Sara.
"Hey. Your not exactly miss fun yourself!" she complained.
"Hang on, Cath what about Lindsey?" asked Nick turning around
"She's at camp for the week. Hey lets go bowling after breakfast" a cluster of yes followed with muttering from Grissom.
"Oh come on the shoes will suit you" smiled Sara as they pulled into the diner car park.
"Do you know how many DNA samples are in there through sweat, they probably don't wash them?" he complained as they sat down.
"That's why you wear socks, I bin my after"
"I'm surprised you don't have your own pair of shoes," laughed Sara.
"Look I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday," said Catherine pulling at her creased top.
"He got changed," she said pointing to Grissom as Greg took everyone's orders. "My hair looks like Sara's" she said running her fingers through her hair that had half fallen out it bun.
"HEY" shouted Sara slapping her arm as Nick laughed.
"I've got a hat you could wear," he suggested.
"Oh because you looked so good throwing yourself over a conveyer belt" laughed Cath as Nick turned red.
"You did what?" asked Warrick.
"It' wasn't as high as I thought!" he moaned as everyone laughed at him including Grissom.
"see this is fun, we talk and interact with other humans" said Catherine sarcastically.
"We should take him out somewhere every week make sure he meets his quota of human contact" said Sara s Greg nodded in agreement.
"I don't believe there is a quota," said Grissom trying to free himself from been so tightly squeezed between Sara and Cath as their food came.
"Nick how can you eat that" said Sara wrinkling her nose a she tucked into his bacon bun.
"Piggy taste nice" he mocked as Sara and Catherine looked at their own plain toast.
"God Nick how can you eat that even Greg's just got eggs" she said pointing.
"Man need meat, meat good" he said in a cave man voice.
"Meat horrible, poor piggy killed and cut open an ok I'm making myself feel sick now," sighed Sara giving up and eating her own food.
"See now this is why I like dead people" announced Grissom suddenly causing Catherine to choke on her last bit of toast.
"What?" She asked as Nick laughed at her getting crumbs in her hair.
"I understand them"
"Well yes their dead I don't get it," said Nick pushing his empty plate away.
"Well take Sara and Catherine. They argue, like they hate each other one minute and the next their best friends," he explained.
"ARH well I can explain that it's called PMS" said Nick receiving a slap from both Sara and Cath. "and that is the result of it" he finished before scooting over so they couldn't reach him.
"Smooth man," said Warrick laughing.
"It's called emotions Grissom. It's what people have"
"It's called hormones," mumbled Nick.
"Ok Texas boy your for it" and with that Nick ran out side quickly followed by Catherine and Sara who were chasing him in circles.
"You get the bill, I'll go watch" said Greg getting up and leaving Grissom as Warrick followed him outside.
By the time Grissom got outside Nick was laid face down on the floor with Sara and Cath on top of him. Sara had his legs bent over her shoulders while Catherine had his arms pinned down.
"Apologise" demanded Catherine.
"Is there any chance you may be going through the menopause and taking it out on me?"
"OW" he squealed as Catherine slapped him hard enough to leave a red mark.
"I'm not old enough for that" she shouted as several people in the car park starred at them.
"Ok time to go now," Sara Warrick lifting Catherine of Nick as Sara released her grip.
"One more word about hormones Nick and your gone" Nick grinned at Catherine
"Hormones" he called before running and jumping in the car.
"See I don't understand people" said Grissom getting in "you just shouted at Nick but now nothing"
"That's because if he knows what's good for him he'll be quiet, we were messing about Grissom" she said slapping him on the shoulder and making him uncomfortable.
"TURN LEFT," shouted Catherine suddenly nearly giving Warrick a heart attack.
"Why?" he asked after turning.
"Next house on the left," she said pointing. "I'm not going out wearing these clothes again, come on Sara" with that she had dragged Sara from the car before it had even stopped.
"Women" muttered Nick once he was sure Catherine couldn't hear him.
"Actually I've got a spare top" said Warrick getting out and changing in the middle of the drive.
Ten minutes alter and the girls appeared again as Nick began opening and closing his mouth like a fish while Warrick choose to whistle Greg was also in the 'help I'm a fish' club. Catherine was now wearing white trousers and a black tee shirt. Sara was wearing tight fitted jeans and a red halter neck top that revealed her stomach.
"NICE" Nick managed to get out.
"It's all she had that fitted" said Sara pulling at her top self consciously.
"It's hot," said Greg suddenly realising himself "in here" he tried to cover as Nick laughed and Sara blushed red.
"What you think?" asked Catherine elbowing Grissom who hadn't taken his eye's of Sara.
"Earth to GIL" she shouted right next to him so he shot up making Nick jump.
"I think it's ok" he replied.
"Grissom a hint if a woman asks you what you think it's either, wonderful, beautiful" said Nick.
"Fantastic" added Warrick
"Hot and sexy" finished Greg grinning.
"So are we going bowling or what?" asked Catherine as she slapped Sara's hand as he fiddled with her jeans.
"COME ON" cried Greg, as Grissom took too long getting out the car once they had reached the ally.
"Were not having the bumpers up," he said waving his finger at Cath
"I don't need them up" she retorted as they headed inside.
"Lane 7. Size?" she teenager said while chewing her gum and looking like she was still asleep.
"Size?" questioned Grissom.
"Shoes, 5"s aid Sara handing her trainers to the girl who handed her bowling shoes back. Everyone did the same only Catherine retrieved body spry from her bag and sprayed them.
"Ok how about three teams?" suggested Nick sitting at the computer.
"I'm with Sara" called Catherine while fiddling with the bowling balls.
"Nick" said Warrick.
"Lets kick ass" smiled Greg at a confused looking Grissom.
"Ok we'll use initials," said Nick putting his own in.
"N.M. S. What does the M stand for?" asked Sara
"I'm only telling if everyone else does" he grinned.
"Fine"
"Martin"
"That's not bad," said Greg grinning.
"Only got two names" said Warrick so Nick typed WB and then made fun of him for been a TV channel.
"Mine's G, P, S Patrick," he said typing it in
"You're a global positioning system," laughed Sara.
"Funny" laughed Greg hitting her arm.
"Grissom"
"Albert" he replied as Catherine made a strange noise "what?"
"Well Albert its just you" she replied as Grissom looked even more confused.
"Ok so we have GPS and GAG," laughed Catherine.
"Is that a warning?" asked Sara laughing.
"Maybe it's what happens if we spend too much time with him" suggested Cath.
"ok ladies" said Nick.
"Ann" replied Sara
"S.A.S" laughed Greg
"I think your parents were trying to warn us" laughed Nick "come on Catherine"
"I'm not telling" she pouted.
"I told you I'm the S.A.S" laughed Sara "it can't be that bad" she smiled
"Fine, Olivia" Sara immediately burst into laughter "your going to get a slap" said Cath angrily
"C.O.W" laughed Nick typing it in.
"I think her parents were warning us," laughed Sara as Catherine proceeded to try and kick her as Sara did a dance on the spot avoiding her.
"Ok choose your balls" said Nick standing up. Sara and Catherine both stopped what they were doing to laugh.
"I really wish I hadn't said that" he said shaking his head.
"I want this one," said Sara pointing to a blue ball.
"Sara that's heavy" said Greg holding one himself
"But its pretty I want it" she pouted.
"You wont be able to lift it," he said as Warrick picked out a yellow one and handed it to Catherine before choosing a dark blue one for himself.
"I can too. Catherine tell him"
"Let her have the god damn ball Greg" Sara smiled proudly and picked up her ball much to Greg surprise she was able to lift it easily.
"Wow muscles girl" he stated going and sitting with Grissom who had chosen a green ball.
"Who's going first?" asked Warrick.
"ME" said Nick standing up.
"BOO" hissed Sara and Catherine in unison.
"HALF STRIKE NICE ONE MAN" called Warrick as Nick did a celebration. Before missing all of them on the next go.
"STRIKE," shouted Warrick slapping Nick on his way back.
"Gris your next" he said as the skittles reset.
"You have to knock the pins down," said Catherine mockingly.
"I know, it's basic physics" Sara made an oh-ing sound as he went by.
"Not bad three" said Catherine as he returned and tried again only getting one more.
"Right watch the master," said Greg taking a run up. Everyone burst into laughter as he missed all the pins when his ball rolled into the gutter half way down.
"I'd like to see you do better," moaned Greg as he sat down.
"Ok" replied Sara getting a strike and then been twirled around on the spot by Catherine.
"Come on Cath" shouted Sara waving her arms.
"GO COW" she said waving her arms like a cheerleader.
"STRIKE" called Catherine jumping up and down.
"Were in trouble," sighed Nick to Warrick.
Three goes later and Catherine and Sara were heading for a clean game with Greg finally knocking down more than two pins at a go and Grissom commentating on the propulsion of his shot.
"Last shot come on man," said Nick as Warrick ran up and managed to be distracted by the woman bowling next to him dropped the ball and it bounced into the next lane.
"Sorry" he muttered quickly heading away.
"I think the girls have won," sighed Greg as Sara and Catherine shared their coke.
"What do you expect boys" grinned Catherine.
"Well shift starts soon and none of us have slept much," said Grissom matter of fact.
"We may as well go now get some sleep there" said Greg picking up his chocolate bar.
"So Gris how did you like human contact" said Catherine taking his arm.
"It was interesting"
"Interesting like a experiment of interesting like fun?"
"Fun" replied Grissom managing a smile.
"I think those fumes had some sort of after effect I'm not tired" said Greg leaping into the car.
"Well break rooms empty lets get some sleep" said Warrick heading for the chair but getting knocked out the way by Catherine who was dragging Grissom and Greg who threw himself in the middle.
"Hey move," said Sara standing over the three off them. "I'm still recovering," she moaned.
"You can sit on my knee"
"Ok"
Greg was taken by surprise when Sara took him up on his offer and plonked her self on his knee. Nick and Warrick sat on the floor below them.
"So are the night shift back today or do I have to work with cover again?" asked Brass walking down the corridor with Ecklie.
"We shall see" he replied heading for the break room but stopping in his tracks.
There inside were all the night shift only they were asleep.
Grissom was sat asleep on the sofa with is glasses croaked but what was even stranger was sat next to him was Greg also asleep but laid across the both off them were Sara and Catherine. Catherine had her head laid on the arm and her legs over Greg and Grissom, while Sara had her head laid on Grissom and her feet on Catherine's shoulders. Warrick and Nick were both stretched out on the floor, Nick with Cath's arm dangling on his head.
"You think the food poisoning did this," asked Ecklie quietly. "Maybe we should let them have the shift off," he said starring at them in disbelief. Brass nodded so Ecklie coughed loudly.
"Erm. Since you were all ill yesterday and you don't look that good I think we can cope with out you"
"Really?" asked Sara her head still laid on Grissom.
"We can stay," said Nick batting Catherine's arm.
"No it's fine" said Ecklie waling away. Once her was out of earshot everyone burst into laughter.
"Well that's one way to get the shift off" laughed Sara elbowing Greg as she at up.
"Well since we all slept at Grissom last night how about mine tonight" said Catherine getting up "we don't want Gil to retreat into his shell now do we?" she grinned as they al followed her out.
THE END?