Hi! I'm really hyper and really bored, so I'm writing a story! It's a humor fic! It's hyper-riffic!

Genis:Raine, he's scarring me.

Raine:Don't worry, it'll be okay.

Me:You to are weird. Or as Magnius would put it, "Vurmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!" Presea, please do the disclaimer.

Presea:Looks at Genis smiling

Me:Presea... disclaimer please?

Presea:Keeps staring at Genis

Me:DO THE DAMN DISCLAIMER BEFORE I DECIDE TO KILL YOU OFF!

Presea:Okay, okay, PowHammer doesn't own Tales of Symphonia. Namco still does.

Me:But one day, judgment bolts will fall from the sky, and I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Everyone:WTF?

Me:Sorry. Time for the story!

"Weird…"

The group was at Altimira, celebrating the defeat of Mithos. As usual, Loyd was being an idiot like always, Sheena was giving Zelos a Bitch Slap of DOOM for saying some perverted thing, Zelos was getting bitch slapped by Sheena, Genis was sitting in a corner crying because his only half-elf friend died, Presea and Raine where comforting him, and Regal and Colette where sky-diving off the hotel roof(don't ask).

Genis, Presea, and Raine,

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Genis wailed.

"Shhhh, don't cry little brother," Raine said in a caring voice.

Genis still crys "Please little bother, stop crying." Genis is still wailing "STOP CRYING YOU LITTLE TURD BEFORE I RIP YOUR F$#ING HEAD OF AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN!"Genis starts wailing louder

"Professor, please stop, your only making it wo- wait, what do I care," Presea said and walked off.

Regal and Colette

"1,2,3, JUMP!" Regal yelled as he and Colette jumped of the Altimira hotel. "Uh, Colette, if you're an angel, why are you sky-diving when you can just fly?" he asked.

Then Colette answered in a Gir like voice "I don't know."

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN

"Oh, a flutterby!" Colette yelled as she sprouted her wings and chased the "flutterby".

"That girl has the attention-span of a gold fish," Regal said to himself.

Sheena, Lloyd and Zelos

"NOT THE FACE!" Zelos screamed as Sheena gave him a Bitch Slap of DOOM(cripes, what a wimp).

"What are you guys doing?" Lloyd asked.

"Sheena's giving me Bitch Slap of DOOM because she's jealous of my hunnies," Zelos said in his usual "I don't care about anything because I live in my own little perverted world" type voice.

"I'M NOT JELOUS OF YOUR STUPID GROUPIES!" Sheena said as she gave him another Bitch Slap of DOOM.

Lloyd just stood there staring till he said "OK mister, OK lady. I love you bye-bye!" Both Zelos and Sheena sweat dropped.

Then, a giant meteor fell from the sky and killed them all.

THE END

Flamers, feel free and flame, I just wrote this for fun. R&R!