Sakura

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be writing this. I do own me, S.E. and uhhh that's about it.

S.E. came back from the police department, holding a twelve pack of chocolate glazed donuts.

"Yum! I'm so glad I forced them to let me have these!"

"S.E.! I don't pay you for nothing!"

"That's right! You don't pay me!"

The boss handed her a hundred dollars.

"Alright, alright. Welcome back! I'm S.E., your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's prey-er- guest is none other than Haruno Sakura!"

The pink haired girl came in, and sat in the chair.

"Wow! I'm going to be so famous! Then Sasuke-kun will HAVE to like me!" Sakura happily said.

"Er…Sakura?"

"Yes?"

"This isn't a TV show. Now shut up!"

She shut up.

(Inner Sakura: Who is she to say shut up to ME!)

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!"

"I'm going to be a star!"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" S.E. yelled at her.

(Inner Sakura: I'm going to kill her!)

"Sakura….she doesn't know the meaning of shut up…."

This angered Sakura.

"I do too!"

"Apparently, you don't. SHUT UP!"

"I do too!"

"No you don't. I just told you to shut up!" S.E. argued.

Silence.

"I do know the meaning of shut up!"

"Then do it!"

(Inner Sakura: Grrrrrr)

"Sakura….ouch! Move your big forehead out the way!" S.E. said.

"I don't have a big forehead…It's not THAT big," Sakura mumbled the last part of her sentence.

"You don't have a FOREHEAD, but an eight-head!"

"Huh?"

"It's so big, I have to use EIGHT fingers to measure it! Ouch!"

(Inner Sakura: DIE!)

"You're not being nice!"

"It was in my job description…NOW SHUT UP, EIGHT-HEAD!" S.E. yelled.

"Grrrr…."

"I said, shut up!" S.E. said.

"Sakura…she wishes she could kiss Naruto…" S.E. said, deviously.

Sakura could have died.

(Inner Sakura: WHAT! GO TO HELL!)

"I like Sasuke-kun, NOT NARUTO! Baka! What makes you think I would kiss that…."

"I read it in your diary…Dear Diary, Naruto is SOOOOO cute! He's soooo much better than Uchiha Sasuke…" S.E. said.

"I don't keep a diary! Naruto's annoying, unlike Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled.

"You're denying your love…."

(Inner Sakura: I'm leaving this hellhole!)

"Now you know….the eight-head, Naruto loving, doesn't know the meaning of shut up, pink haired girl Sakura!"

"They know nothing! You're lying!"

"Stop denying…" S.E. said.

(Inner Sakura: I'm suing!)

"I'm suing!"

"Oh great…"

Sakura left for the nearest law firm.

"Sure hope she's not suing me…."

S.E.: Who should I do next?

Chi: Uhhh...

Natasha: Sakura came back. She has a lawyer

S.E.: Oh great.

Sakura: You'll pay!