Kakashi
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E. and DONUTS!
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"Stupid eight head girl….grrr….. Can't believe that lawyer of hers…she took my donuts!" S.E. came stomping in.
She noticed someone sitting in the chair.
"Who're you?" She asked.
The boy smiled.
"I'm the Beautiful Blue Beast of-,"
She recognized him. Who couldn't?
"Urgh. I was expecting Kakashi, not you, Lee," S.E. angrily said. Lee always annoyed her. No wonder Lee was S.E.'s least favorite person.
"I didn't even give you an invitation!"
"Is this the chair Sakura-chan sat in? Can I have it?"
"I'm here!" Kakashi came in, reading another book of Icha Icha Paradise.
"LEE! GET OUT!" S.E. yelled.
"I WANT THE CHAIR!"
"ALRIGHT! GET THE CHAIR AND GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE!"
Kakashi stared at Lee who was taking the chair with him.
"Get me another chair…hello Kakashi!"
Another chair poofed up and Kakashi sat in it.
"Can you hurry this up? I'm going to go to the bookstore to get another copy of Icha Icha Paradise!"
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…." S.E. spoke into the microphone.
"Hi! I'm back!" Lee shouted.
"AAGH! Security!" S.E. ordered.
Two men in white came to take Lee away.
"Nooooo!" Lee yelled.
S.E. continued on.
"Kakashi…he fears yellow tape…."
"I do not!"
"He's in denial…I knew it!" S.E. said.
"I'm not! Why would I be afraid of tape?"
"You're right. It's yellow tape that scares you."
Kakashi got angry.
"I'm not afraid of yellow tape! There's a LOT scarier things than yellow tape!" Kakashi shouted at the ceiling.
"Kakashi…he keeps ten pounds of spaghetti in his pants…."
"WHAT!"
"You heard me, spaghetti hoarder."
"That's wrong!"
"You're wrong! Who reads that stuff anyway? And spaghetti is bad for your pants!"
Kakashi frowned at her.
"Where are you?"
"Not here," S.E. said.
"Grr…"
"YELLOW TAPE!"
"AAGH!"
"See, I told ya you were afraid of it!"
"You yelled at me, it surprised me, I wasn't-,"
"Kakashi….wishes that he was alive…."
Kakashi cocked his head to the side.
"I am alive."
"Zombie!"
"What the-,"
"You're not alive! Get the grave diggers! Get the pallbearers! Get my donuts!"
"I am too alive! You'll be the one that won't be alive after I deal with you!" Kakashi angrily said.
"How can you walk with all that spaghetti in your pants, zombie?"
"…."
"Now you know…the zombie, spaghetti hoarding, yellow tape fearing perverted ninja Kakashi!"
"They don't know anything about me! Get down here and tell them it's all lies!"
"Zombie!"
"I'm leaving!"
"Good luck trying to walk through the door with all that spaghetti in your pants…" S.E. said.
"Hi! I'm baaaaaack!" Lee announced.
"NO! Not you! Grrrr……" S.E. growled.
S.E. banged her head against the wall.
"OUT!"
Lee walked out again.
"I need a alarm…"
S.E.: I'm doing Sasuke next, then Shikamaru (thinks of evil plans) and maybe Kiba after that.
Chi: Kiba and Akamaru...(drool)
Natasha: I hate dogs!
S.E.: It figures. You're a cat.