Sasuke

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E. and the donuts!

I made a mistake last chapter. Is Lee supposed to be the Beauiful Green Beast or Blue? Sorry about that. I blame America for messing everything up!

Oh, and if you are a HUGE fan of Sasuke (which I am not) I suggest you don't read this. I think I might be bashing him. Then again, I don't think ever.

"Stupid Rock Lee….aagh! Not another threatening note from Kakashi!" S.E. said aloud.

"Huh? Oh! Hello! I am S.E., your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's innocent victim-COUGH- guest is none other than Uchiha Sasuke!"

Sasuke walked in, not making a sound.

"Hello Sasuke! I don't like you!" S.E. randomly said.

"Like I care," he said.

"No really, I hate you! It says so on my profile!" S.E. happily said.

"You're worse than Sakura…" Sasuke said.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"I'm baaaaaaaack! Again!" Lee bust through the door again.

"NOOO! NOT YOU!" S.E. madly said.

"I want to do it too!"

"No! You're creepy!"

"Please?"

"SECURITY!"

We interrupt this broadcast as it is too violent, too scary and too random to show to our viewers. We now continue.
"I hate informercials…" Sasuke mumbled.

"AND STAY OUT!"

S.E. twitched her left eye and continued on.

"Sasuke…he's the most ugliest chicken I've seen…"

"I'm not a chicken!"

"Shield your children's eyes! Aaagh! His ugliness burns!"

"I am not a chicken! You're ugly! Why am I even yelling at some scum like you?" Sasuke yelled.

"Because…you're an ugly chicken!"

Sasuke had his vein popping out.

"Sasuke…he's very sleepy…"

"I'm not tired! I don't sleep in the daytime!"

"Sounds like someone needs a nap…cranky pants…" S.E. taunted.

"I'm not yawning!"

"Sasuke…he talks about rubber ducks when he's asleep…"

"I don't talk in my sleep!"

"Yeah you do. Explain this tape I recorded last night!" S.E. played a tape recorder.

"Rubber duckies…I love rubber duckies…rubber duckie, you're so fun! You make bathtime loads of fun! I love rubber duckies!" said a deep voice.

Sasuke stood up.

"That's not my voice!"

"Aww…Sasuke worries about his rubber duckies…" S.E. said.

"I hate rubber ducks! I don't talk in my sleep, I'm NOT any ugly chicken, and I'm not sleepy!" Sasuke shouted.

"You really need to go to bed by your curfew, Sasuke. No wonder you always talk in your sleep about rubber duckies."

"I can't stand you!"

"Thanks for the compliment…ugly chicken…."

"I am not poultry!"

"Now you know…the sleepy, rubber duckie sleep talker, and the most ugliest chicken in the world Uchiha Sasuke…"

"It's lies! Damn you!"

"You seriously need to keep away from those rubber duckies…you sleepy ugly chicken!"

"Grrr…." Sasuke left.

"Now you know Uchiha Sasuke! And give me more donuts! Set up an alarm, and I like eggs!"

S.E.: I really am not a Sasuke fan

Chi: You made that clear earlier

Natasha: You're being redundant

S.E.: Stop using big words!