Shikamaru
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E and the donuts. And Squigglemustard Van Hoozerdoozer
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"I am so glad I got more donuts!" S.E. happily skipped in with her donuts. And eggs.
"Who's supposed to come today? Lemme see….uhh…Oh! Nara Shikamaru!" She looked at her list of prey-er-guests.
"I'm S.E., your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Our new sufferer-er-I mean- guest is none other than Nara Shikamaru!"
The genius sat down in the chair.
"Hurry it up, woman!"
"I have a name too you know!" S.E. yelled.
Silence.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"I'm bored."
S.E. growled at him.
"Shikamaru….is the most stupidest guy I know…."
"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Shikamaru yelled at her.
"Exactly. You're so stupid, you didn't know what I said."
"I'm a lot smarter than you, woman!"
"It's S.E.! S and E! Do you even know the alphabet?" S.E. shouted.
"Yes."
"Prove it!"
"A B C D-,"
"BEEP! Wrong!"
Shikamaru had his mouth open.
"What? It is not wrong!"
"This is the alphabet: A Q S Y lemon pie chicken eye! W X C G U 132! 87 eleventy four shoelaces tape and cornchips!" S.E. finished the alphabet.
"That's not the alphabet! You're stupider than me, woman!"
"IT'S S.E.! And that was the alphabet! Did you fail kindergarten?" S.E. said.
"No."
"Shikamaru….he's dating a pineapple named Squigglemustard Van Hoozerdoozer!"
"A…pineapple? Why would I be dating a pineapple? I don't even like pineapple!"
"Hey stupid…I can't believe you forgot your own girlfriend's name! It's Squigglemustard Van Hoozerdoozer!"
"I'm not stupid! And I am NOT dating a pineapple, woman!"
"It's S.E.!"
"Grrrr….."
"Shikamaru…he ate his own mother…."
That set off Shikamaru.
"I am not a cannibal!"
"I can't believe you ate your own mother! How stupid can you be, to resort to cannibalism!" S.E. cried out.
"I didn't eat my mother! I am not dating a pineapple and I am not stupid!"
"Shikamaru…how would Squigglemustard Van Hoozerdoozer feel if you were cheating on her?" S.E asked.
"WHAT?"
"I can't believe it! Shikamaru's cheating on her!"
"Hello! I'm baaaaaack!"
"NO! NOT LEE!" S.E. screamed.
"Why can't I do it?"
"Because you creep me out more than Sasuke does."
"Please?"
"I'm trying to do a TV show here, now leave or else I'll get security!" S.E. threatened.
Lee left, angry that he couldn't do it.
"I'm bored…"
"Now you know…the mother eating,stupid, pineapple dating, cheater 'genius'!"
"They know nothing! Get back down here!"
"No stupid. You better apologize to Squigglemustard Van Hoozerdoozer!" S.E. called out.
All of a sudden, a pineapple wearing make up and a pink dress popped up.
"I can't believe you're cheating on me! We're through!"
SLAP!
"Ouch!" It knocked out Shikamaru.
And just like that, the pineapple left.
"Now you know Shikamaru…oops he is unconscious…I hope I don't receive his hospital bills…I want another donut!"
S.E.: I visited Shikamaru in the hospital today
Chi: What did he say?
Natasha: I think he's out to get you
S.E.: Nah, he's still in casts. He won't EVER find me.