Gai
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E. and Samantha the pickle and Ichael Mackson
Oh, and I must thank Shadow-Sensei for giving me an idea...thank you! I feel special people like this :)
S.E. looked at her new victims on her list.
"Great….I'm scheduled for Maito Gai…." She mumbled.
She pulled the microphone up her and said,
"Hello! I'm S.E., your executioner-cough cough- announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Our new victim is none other than Maito Gai…."
Suddenly, Gai popped out of nowhere and sat in the chair.
"Ah, the power of youth!" He did one of those weird poses again.
"STOP DOING WEIRD POSES!" S.E. shouted.
"So…..why am I here? To discuss how the youth today is-,"
"Bla bla bla….jeez, you're worse than Lee!" S.E. shouted.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."
Gai did another weird pose.
"Gai….he's Michael Jackson's lost twin brother named Ichael Mackson….."
Gai perked up to this.
"Why would I want to be a destroyer of men's youth? Tell me!"
S.E. inched away.
"Whatever….Ichael Mackson…"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Well gee, it's not my fault you're Michael Jackson's twin brother. I'd be pretending I wasn't related to him too…." S.E. sighed.
"….."
"Gai….he does weird poses because he's an Italian male supermodel…"
"You think I could be a male supermodel? I'd feel youth-,"
"SHUT UP ABOUT THE YOUTH ALREADY!" S.E. screeched.
"I don't recall myself being a male supermodel…"
"That's your secret identity so that way no one knows you're Ichael Mackson…." S.E. said.
"I'm not related to him!"
"Yeah you are….Ichael…."
"I'm Maito Gai, the-,"
"Please! No more youth speeches!"
"…"
"Gai…he's the guy who's dating a pickle….named Samantha…."
"I don't know any pickles named Samantha….and I'm not dating…"
"Right….Ichael….right…."
"I'm not!"
"How would Samantha, your pickle lover feel if you told her you hated her on National TV?"
"For the last time I-,"
"NO! NO MORE SPEECHES!" S.E. covered her ears.
Gai gave her a confused look.
"Now you know the pickle dating, Italian male supermodel who's related to Michael Jackson and his name is Ichael Mackson sensei…."
"That's not true! Get down here and tell them it's not true!"
"Not likely. Plus, don't you have a modeling show to go to, Ichael?" S.E. asked.
"Gai-sensei! I've found you!" Lee appeared happily.
S.E. was about to faint.
"NO! NOT TWO LEE LOOK ALIKES! EEEGH!" S.E. screamed like a little girl.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Uhhh….I'm going to be sick…."
"Gai-sensei!"
A few weird poses and youth speeches later….
"Now you know….Maito Gai….urgh…I feel sick…""Can I go?" Lee asked, beaming.
"NO!" S.E shouted.
Lee pouted as he left with Gai.
"I am going to be sick….now my head's filled with mental images of Gai…."
S.E.: Ichael Mackson is an inside joke between me and my friends.
Chi: Who are you going to do next?
Natasha:...maybe Gaara...
S.E.: I'm doing Shino next, then Gaara and Orochimaru after that. I don't have the heart to torture Hinata (she's one of my favorites), so you're not going to see one on Hinata.
Lee: -pops up next to S.E.- Why can't I be on the show?
S.E.: -scoots away- Because unless you shave off most of your eyebrow hair, get rid of that bowl cut and get out of that green suit, then we'll talk...