Shino

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E. and...darn! That's it!

I must thank Shadow-Sensei AGAIN for the great ideas! Arigato!
"S.E., Sasuke, Kakashi and Shikamaru all sent threatening letters to you," S.E.'s boss handed the girl three letters.

"Not again! It's the sixth time this hour! Stupid rubber duckie boy…." S.E. grumbled as she shred them through the paper shredder.

She got the microphone and started to say,

"Hello! I'm S.E., your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's guest is none other than one of my favorites, Aburame Shino!"

Shino came in, quietly.

"Jeez, you're quiet."

"……"

"I see."

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."

Shino was still quiet. And breathing.

"Shino….he has no eyes…."

Cricket cricket

"Aren't you going to say 'no'?" S.E. asked, confused.

"……"

S.E. sighed and said,

"I mean, why do you even bother wearing sunglasses? You have NO EYES!"

"……."

"Stop being so quiet! Why you're one of my favorites, I don't know, but talk at least two words!"

"I did."

S.E. counted on her fingers.

"That was only six! Not two!"

"……."

"Shino……he's an evil mad scientist….that's why he has that jacket….."

S.E. waited for him to answer.

"…….."

"Grrr….Shino, say something!"

"Something."

S.E. was about to get out an axe and go down to Shino herself then Furry Eyebrows happened to pop up.

"Hi S.E.!"

"AIEEEEE! No!" S.E. dropped her axe.

"Can I do it?"

"NO! I'M DOING SHINO RIGHT NOW, SASQUATCH!"

"Sasquatch?"

"……" went Shino.

"Yes, Sasquatch. Now, outta my face!"

Lee pouted again as he walked back out.

"Sorry Shino. Lee always pops up," S.E. gritted her teeth.

"….."

Then S.E. got an evil idea, which is weird because she usually doesn't have good ideas.

"Shino….he hates bugs!" S.E. shouted.

"What did you say?" Shino said, in a low voice.

"AHA! I made you speak! Go S.E.!" S.E. laughed.

"You're saying I hate bugs?"

"Yeah. Poor buggers, you despise them so much…." S.E. sighed.

You could see a vein in Shino's head.

"Hee hee ha hee hee! Shino, what are you doing with that fist?"

We interrupt this program as it is too violent, so out of character and pink flying ice cream trucks named Stephanie. You didn't hear the last words. We now continue.
"Shino makes….uhhhh…an excellent point…..urrrr…." S.E. was dizzy and almost fainted.

"……" Shino said, having a bug on his shoulder.

"Now you know….the no eyed, evil mad scientist, bug hater bug boy….I'm gonna take some Advil….."

Shino shook his head and left.

"Now you know….Aburame Shino….urgh…."

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaack, and more youthful-," Lee burst through the door after Shino quietly left.

"NO MORE YOUTH SPEECHES! I'm suffering enough already!" S.E. cried out.

S.E.: Yeah, I think I'll do Neji after Orochimaru! Who do you want next?

Chi: Look! It's Shikamaru! In a wheelchair! -points to Shikamaru in wheelchair-

Natasha: Oooooh...this doesn't look good...

S.E.: EEP!