Neji

Disclaimer: Me and Kishimoto-sama has a checkers game to see who could own Naruto. I lost. I only own me, S.E. and...darn you Kishimoto-sama, you cheated!

I would like to thank Shadow-sensei AGAIN, Mimiru-Sama and HoukiboshiHikari for the great ideas! I love you guys (gets weird looks) Not like that!

Oh, and I kinda forgot the order for everyone, so this is my new list after Neji: Orochimaru, Tenten, Gaara, Ino, Chouji, and Temari. If you would like to suggest anyone else, let me know by putting the person in your review!

Note: This chapter may seem OOC, but you're wrong, it is! Be prepared, I warned you.

S.E. was sitting in one of those fun spinny chairs and spinning around like a total idiot.

"Wheeeeeee! Er-hello! I'm S.E., your host for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style. Today's guest was supposed to be Gaara, but since he's away probably killing people, I had him replaced with none other than Hyuuga Neji!" S.E. said, still spinning around.

The prodigy walked in and said,

"I am NOT sitting in that chair! The Main House is probably conspiring against me and wanted to make me sit in a chair that doesn't even look like one!" Neji did a speech.

"Aiyiyi…Neji…please don't let me get started on Lee…." S.E. slapped her head.

Neji unhappily sat down in the 'chair' and folded his arms.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."

"Is this a plot against me?"

"NO! Neji, lighten up!" S.E. shouted.

"….." Neji said.

"Neji…he LOVES Tenten….."

Neji blushed like madly, but then shook it away.

"WHAT? Who told you that-er- how dare you make fun of me, Neji!" Neji stood up.

"Gee Neji….don't get all upset. We all know you love Tenten! Admit it!" S.E. said, then the audience was chanting 'Admit it'.

"I hate you! You're as bad as the-,"

"NO MORE SPEECHES ABOUT THE MAIN HOUSE! PLEASE SPARE MY EARS AS I HAVE ALREADY SUFFERED LEE'S SPEECHES OF YOUTH!" S.E. bellowed.

Neji winced but then resumed his original form.

"Lee was here?"

"Yeah, but since he's annoying and a weirdo, he's not going to be on this show," S.E. said.

"I see your point…" he mumbled.

This gave S.E. an excellent idea.

I can torture Neji!

Oops, that wasn't it. Oh well.

S.E. grinned mischievously and started to say,

"Y'know, you don't love Tenten. Neji…he's gay!" S.E. blurted out.

He dropped his jaw.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?"

S.E. shrugged.

"You said you didn't love Tenten, so I figured you were gay."

"Just because I have long hair does NOT mean I'm gay!" Neji yelled.

"You love Rock Lee!"

All of a sudden Lee appeared and Tenten appeared too, holding a meatball sub. Yum.

"NEJI! I can't believe you're gay! You're so wrong!" Tenten cried out.

"Neji…you love me? Ack! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Lee said, angrily. Yes, he was angry. Don't see that often.

Neji was humiliated.

"I am not gay, I like Tenten!" He accidentally said.

Tenten lit up.

"NEJI! You aren't gay! I knew it!" Tenten ran over to give him a hug, but S.E. appeared and said,

"Due to the genre of this show, it's humor, NOT romance. Take your love somewhere else! Although you guys do make a cute couple," S.E. mumbled the last part.

The audience gasped. So did Lee.

"Fine. C'mon Neji," Tenten dragged Neji, who was probably thinking of trying to escape.

"Wow. Who knew that would happen? I DID!" S.E. said.

"So….can I go? PLEEEEEEEASE?" Lee batted his eyes.

"Don't do that. I already have images of Gai in my head thanks to YOU!" S.E. shouted.

Lee looked confused.

"Me?"

"No. But I feel like blaming you."

Lee walked away.

"Now you know the Tenten liking, not gay but is gay Hyuuga prodigy…man that was short…." S.E. said.

A far away voice shouted,

"I'M NOT GAY!"

S.E. got back up in that hard to pronounce place and started to spin around on that spinny chair.

"Wheeeeeeeee! That's all for today! Now you know Hyuuga Neji!" S.E. spun around and around.

"They know nothing about me! You're from the Main House and you're trying to fill the minds of people with lies!" Neji said.

"No more speeches…" S.E said, still spinning around.

"I heard that!" Neji yelled.

"Neji, shut up!" Tenten yelled at him.

"Haha! Wheeeeee!" S.E. said, spinning around.

S.E.: That was a fun chapter :)

Chi: I wonder where Tenten dragged Neji

Natasha: Me too.

(far away in the junior men's department)

Neji: No!

Tenten: But it looks nice on you! Come back Neji, or I'll throw something at you!

Neji: Aaagh!