Orochimaru and Kabuto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or My Little Pony, and you know it. I just own me, S.E., Moonshinysparklystar the All Powerful Princess Pony...and that's it.
I would like to thank Shadow-sensei (you're such a great help), Fairy Puck (for suggesting Kankuro) and HH (sorry, but your name is REALLY long, so I'll call you HH! I thank you for suggesting Itachi).
Okay, my new list: Itachi will come after Temari, and Kankuro will be after Itachi.
As for you, Chibi, who reviewed last chapter, I didn't understand a heck of what your review meant. As I said in Chapter Six, please leave me and my stories alone. Maybe somebody else will appreciate them, but I don't. You probably aren't even a registered member. So leave. That's all I have to say.
Warning: Some OOC moments. A itty bit of stereotyping. Not sure about bashing. Read at your risk, this may cause laughing so hard, you'll explode.
S.E. was eating a cookie as she flipped through the pages of all of her remaining victims-er- guests.
"Looks like Orochimaru is up next, and Kabuto," she said with a grin. She didn't care much for Orochimaru, mainly because he looked like a girl and was annoying (to S.E. anyway).
"Welcome back! I'm S.E. your bringer of pain-er cough cough hack hack- announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's new prey-er I mean- guest is none other than….Orochimaru! And Kabuto!"
The evil guy walked in and sat in the chair.
"Is this Sasuke's chair?"
"Er…sure?"
"Kabuto, bring this chair back to my lair!" Orochimaru called for the silver haired glass eyed person named Kabuto.
He dragged the chair back.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"Was Sasuke here before?"
"Maybe. Now shut up."
"Don't tell me to shut up!"
"Orochimaru…he IS Michael Jackson! No wonder you use all those masks…and you love yaoi…."
"I would never be as evil as that man, yes he's even eviler than me…..he's my role model…."
S.E. took some steps back.
"Er…okay?"
"I am evil! But I'm not Michael Jackson."
"Yes you are. I don't blame you, changing your name and changing your identity…and you have a twin brother named Ichael Mackson!" S.E. shouted.
Far away, Gai's voice was heard and he said,
"I'M NOT ICHAEL MACKSON!"
"Whatever…" S.E. sighed.
"Where's Sasuke?"
"Gone."
"Darn…I missed him…"
S.E. sweatdropped.
"Orochimaru….we all know why you bite Sasuke and gave him that curse…." S.E. said.
Orochimaru stood up.
"You do? Darn paparazzi…" Orochimaru said.
S.E. scooted away from him.
"Orochimaru…he's such a nerd…"
"Nerd? What is a 'nerd'?"
"Y'know, geeky looking, wears glasses, etc."
"You must mean Kabuto is a 'nerd'?" Orochimaru asked.
"Erm…sure?"
"KABUTO! YOU'RE A NERD!" Orochimaru shouted.
"What did you say?"
"You are a nerd!"
"Just because I wear glasses, wear pocket protectors and like to read Science Weekly does not mean I'm a nerd. Aren't you supposed to be torturing Orochimaru, S.E.?" Kabuto said.
"No. I'm torturing both of you. I'm just usually torturing Orochimaru,"
"….."
"Orochimaru….he and Kabuto play My Little Pony…."
"WHAT?"
"You heard me…My Little Pony…"
"Who told you that-er- what is a 'My Little Pony'?"
"Orochimaru! Your package of My Little Pony ponies arrived today! Oooh! It has Meriwether, Rainbow Dash, Pinky Pie, and Moonshinysparklystar the All Powerful Princess Pony!" Kabuto remembered.
"Oh yippee! I was waiting for that package!" Orochimaru jumped up and down, then noticed the gaping looks from S.E. and the audience.
"Er….they're for my sister?"
"But you don't have a sister!" Kabuto said.
"Now you know…the Michael Jackson, best friends with a nerd, love biter, and My Little Pony lover evil guy!"
"Stop making fun of Moonshinysparklystar!" Orochimaru said.
"….Okaeee….Michael Jackson…." S.E. said.
"It's lies! It looks like the truth, but it's not!" Kabuto said.
"Now you know….Orochimaru and Kabuto….." S.E. said.
"No, I want Moonshinysparklystar!"
"But I paid for them!" Kabuto argued.
"But…" Orochimaru said.
S.E. shook her head.
"That's just sad…hey! Oh! A donut! Mine!" S.E. went back up to that hard to pronounce place and started to eat donuts while Kabuto and Orochimaru were fighting over who would get Moonshinysparklystar, the All Powerful Princess Pony…
S.E.: OMG! Lee didn't appear! YAY!
Lee: That's because I was training with Gai-sensei!
S.E.: No! Not Gai!
Lee: O.o
S.E.: EEEK! You're Sasquatch!
Lee: Stop calling me that!
S.E.: NO!