Tenten

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Matrix. I do own me, S.E. and that's it.

I would like to thank all my loving reviewers that have been with me since the first chapter.

Haku will come after Kankurou.

I am getting fed up with people saying that I'm ''bashing'' them or any other crap. DO NOT TAKE THIS FIC SERIOUSLY! IT'S HUMOR, DAMMIT! Grrr... Thank you MomiGrl729!

Gaara will be next...oh...I hope he won't kill me...

Warning: umm...maybe OOC? I don't know that much about Tenten...and beware, this one is probably one of the funniest by far!

Now on with the fic!

S.E. crossed off Orochimaru and Kabuto on her death list-er- list.

"Haaaaah……..good times….aieeee! BUGS! SHIIIIIINO!" S.E. screamed, finding hundred of bugs inside of a drawer in S.E.'s desk.

"I'll get him for that….uh? Oh! Hello, I'm S.E., your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's guest is…erm…Tenten….with no name…" S.E. announced in her microphone.

Tenten walked in, and sat in the chair.

"Oooh…this is going to be…interesting…." Tenten looked around, then fixing her buns (on her head).

"So…Tenten, what did you force Neji to wear?"

A far away voice was heard.

"DON'T TELL!"

S.E. sweat dropped.

"Ehh…okaee….know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Was Tsunade here?"

"Er….no."

"Oh," Tenten sighed.

S.E. began.

"Tenten….she's afraid of her own hair…."

Tenten nervously laughed.

"Of course I'm not…eheh…why do you say that?"

"Now I know why you always keep your hair up….so you can't see it."

"No, I keep it up because-,"

"Because you're afraid of it! No other logical explanation!" S.E. punched the air.

"That's not logical! I'm not afraid of my own hair!"

"Uhuh."

"No I'm not!"

"Yeah, you are."

Seeing as you can never win an argument against S.E., Tenten stopped talking.

"Tenten….her butt is actually covered in butter…"

"What did you say?"

"Hey Butter Butt! Stop hogging all that butter!"

"I'm not hogging any butter! Especially not on my own butt!"

"Liar!"

"But I don't!"

"Tenten…she's actually a telemarketer in disguise…"

"I hate telemarketers! Why would I want to be one?"

"AAAAGH! YOU'RE SELLING ME SOMETHING!" S.E. ran under her desk.

"No I'm not!"

"You're afraid of your hair, Butter Butt!"

"Stop calling me that! And I'm not afraid of my own hair!"

"Stop selling me that!"

"Selling what?"

"I don't know, maybe your hair, since you want to get rid of it so badly."

"Why would I sell you MY hair? I'm not afraid of it!" Tenten shouted.

"Tenten….when no one is looking…she does the Matrix…"

Tenten gaped.

"What? What's the Matrix?"

"AAGH! STOP SELLING ME STUFF!" S.E. yelled.

"I don't know what a Matrix is!" Tenten said.

"Now you know…the butter hogging, butter coated butt telemarketer, afraid of her own hair Matrix copier weapons girl!"

"That's not true! It's specious!"

"What's specious, Butter Butt?"

"It means that it's-,"

"No! Stop doing the Matrix AND selling me stuff! I don't want your hair!" S.E. cried out.

"THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO THROW SOMETHING AT YOU!"

You can't find me!"

"I got my kunai!"

"Uh oh…now you know Tenten!" S.E. quickly said as she dodged Tenten's weapons.

S.E.: This one was kinda hard, but it paid off!

Chi: Look! There's Kiba...

Natasha: REEEOW!

S.E.: Uh oh...Natasha's afraid of Akamaru...

Kiba: Get them! I'm not a turkey sandwich!

-everybody runs from Kiba and Akamaru-