Gaara
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, all hell would break loose.
And now...the person all of you have waited for...the only...Gaara! Thanks guys, I got loads of reviews, and I was surprised. This is the most reviewed fic I have :)
I worked really hard on this one, so I hope it turned out okay!
Warning: Maybe OOC. Lots of Gaara fangirls. You might die of laughing reading this. Don't send me your funeral bills.
Don't flame, and don't take this fic seriously. That's all I have to say.
"Hey look! I found my donut! I can't believe Tenten stole all my donuts BUT this one! Oooh, it has sprinkles!" S.E. said, diving under a chair that hid a sprinkled donut. Tenten had caused destruction with her kunai and other sharp pointy things. And stole eleven donuts.
"S.E., he'll be here in about five minutes!" The boss said.
"I know that!"
"Look! Another threatening note! Oh, it's from Sakura!"
"Grrr…"
S.E. shredded the note and then set up the chair and ran up back to that hard to pronounce place.
"Sorry about the mess. I BLAME YOU TENTEN! Anyway, welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., your contract killer-er- I mean announcer! Now, the person we've all been waiting for, the one and only….Gaara of the Desert!"
S.E. announced and pointed to the door.
Cricket cricket.
"I SAID, GAARA OF THE DESERT!"
Suddenly, the door flew open, as thousands of fangirls appeared. If you looked closely, you could see Gaara.
"Uhuh, Gaara's here," S.E. sighed.
Gaara pushed them away as he slammed the door shut, as the thousands of fangirls were screaming Gaara's name.
Gaara mumbled something then looked around.
"Is this it?" He mumbled.
"Being chased by fangirls again, Gaara?"
"Yes. And who said that?"
"I did."
"Where?"
"Up here. Now sit in that chair."
Gaara, having nothing else to do on his to do list besides smite people, sat in the chair.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."
"Explain, why am I here?"
"Invitation, remember. Do I have to spell it out for you?"
"No. Continue on, before you become a waste of my time and kill you," Gaara said.
"Gaara…when he gets mad…his siblings give him a teddy bear named Mr. Pumpkins…who says 'I wuv you Gaara' when you hug him…"
"A teddy bear?...Kankurou….how could he? I mean, a teddy bear?" Gaara shouted.
"You forgot Mr. Pumpkins? Fiend!" S.E. gasped loudly.
"Why would I have a ridiculously named stuffed bear that talks?"
"Awww…Gaara and Mr. Pumpkins….the most cutest thing I've ever heard of…"
"I'm going to kill you if you keep talking lies."
S.E., fearing Shukaku, (not Gaara), stopped.
"Wait until Mr. Pumpkins hears this…Gaara's gonna be in trouble…"
Gaara ignored her.
"Gaara…he spies on Temari…" S.E. said.
"Why would I? And no, I don't."
"Explain these pictures I got from somebody-that-shall-not-be-revealed?" S.E. showed some pictures on a screen that magically appeared out of nowhere.
"That's not me!" Gaara said.
"I can't believe it! Gaara, he's…he's…LYING!" S.E. said.
"Who gave you those fake pictures? I'll kill them…" Gaara was about to use one of his sand jutsus until S.E. shouted,
"Gaara…he is actually a princess!"
This certainly stopped Gaara.
"What?"
"Hi Princess Gaara!"
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Gaara roared.
"Whoa…that was unexpected…Princess Gaara, you should not yell so loudly on National TV!" S.E. grinned.
Gaara grit his teeth.
"How dare you-,"
"Bla bla bla Gaara…"
"HI S.E.! And Gaara!" Lee popped up.
"GACK!" S.E. and Gaara both said, but for different reasons.
"What? Please, I want to do it too!" Lee said.
"No. Stop being overly enthusiastic, Sasquatch," S.E. said.
Lee walked away, pouting as he walked out.
"He does that all the time?"
"Yes Princess Gaara."
"Stop calling me that!"
S.E. smiled and then deviously said,
"Now you know…the teddy bear loving, sister spier, princess of the sand…"
"I'm going to kill you."
"SECURITY!"
And like that, Gaara went up in his sand cloud of his, and got away.
"Great…now you know Gaara…I'll find you Princess Gaara!"
-Far Away-
"Mr. Pumpkins, are you okay? Kankurou didn't scare you, did he? And how did she find out about you, Mr. Pumpkins?" Gaara smiled as he hugged Mr. Pumpkins who said,
"I wuv you Gaara."
S.E.: Awww...so cute :)
Chi: Yum! Pumpkins!
Natasha: Er...I see a bunch of fangirls...angry ones...
S.E.: Hide in the fangirl shelter!
-S.E., Chi and Natasha hide in a small box-
Chi: It's not working!
S.E.: We got to keep our defenses up!
Natasha: Weneed to find a bigger box...