Temari
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I just own me, S.E., Riyo, Kathy and erm...anything else I can't remember...
I'm in a real shitty mood (Sorry about the language, but I am). Want to know why? My great aunt just died on Friday. She had lung cancer. Wanna know what else? That Chibi came back and said I didn't know a thing about Naruto and all that damned crap. YOU KNOW WHAT, DAMMIT? IF I DIDN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT NARUTO, I WOULDN'T BE WRITING MY FIC! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY LIES ABOUT ME! I AM FRICKEN TIRED OF YOU REVIEWING MY FICTION AND TELLING ME ALL OF YOUR DAMNED SHIT! I swear, if you ever, ever, EVER come back, I'm going to disable anonymous reviews...FOR GOOD! I apologize to all the NICE people who are anonymous, but I can't take that idiot ANYMORE!
This might be my last update for a while. I'm in a hellish mood, I have to got to my great aunt's funeral, and I am losing my patience with that shit head.
Sorry to all the nice, understanding people if you had to hear that. I'm really angry.
Warning: OOCness and other crap that I'm too angry about to mention
"I can't believe they don't want to be my minions anymore…I blame Chouji…." S.E. cried, Riyo comforting her.
"Well, you can always get another bakery," Riyo mumbled.
"BUT KATHY WAS MY BAKERY!" S.E. sobbed.
"Look what I got…a donut!" Riyo handed S.E. a donut.
GLOMP!
"Mine!"
Riyo left, probably trying to own Australia- I mean- do security stuff.
"Yum! I feel a lot better now, thanks to donuts! Hm?" S.E. noticed her microphone.
"Oh! Hello! I'm S.E., your assassin- cough cough hack hack- I meant announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's guest is none other than Temari…erm…of the sand?" S.E. said.
"About time. I was waiting for eight minutes," Temari sighed.
"Sheesh, Temari, don't be all mad about it. I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN!" S.E. shouted, chewing on her donut.
Temari scowled, then sat down in the chair.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."
"Gaara told me about this. How'd you find out about Mr. Pumpkins?" Temari asked.
"Temari…she's the one that suggested Mr. Pumpkins to Gaara…."
"No! I was not held responsible for that! It was Kankurou's idea!" Temari shouted.
"I just made that up….I mean….you're so afraid of Gaara, you gave him a teddy bear….tsk tsk tsk…."
No comment.
"Temari….she's actually Gaara's mom…."
Temari dropped her jaw.
"Heck no! I'm not his mom! I'm his sister!"
"Who pretended to be one. So, how has life been, your son being possessed and all?" S.E. asked.
"Mom's dead!"
"You're a zombie? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN BEING POSSESSED! AIEEEEE!" S.E. screeched.
"I'm not a zombie!"
"Wait…so that means…YOU'RE KANKUROU'S MOM? OH LORD!" S.E. shrieked.
"Eww!"
"Temari…she's actually my long lost cousin…"
"Why would I want to be related to you? You're crazy!"
"Cousin Temari! Don't speak about your family that way!" S.E. scolded.
Temari had a vein pop out of her head.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ALL THESE LIES!" Temari yelled.
"What a bad temper…mothers shouldn't have such bad tempers….unless..GASP!" S.E. covered her mouth.
"What? Forgot your medication?"
"I don't take medication! And your temper must mean…YOU'RE HAVING A BABY!" S.E. exclaimed, "Temari…she's having a baby…"
Temari could have curled up and died.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Temari yelled.
"Don't yell, it's bad for the baby." S.E. said.
"I'm not having a baby!"
"Tell me, who's the father?" S.E. asked.
Temari was about to pull out that big fan of hers until S.E. shouted,
"IS IT A BOY OR GIRL? IF IT'S A GIRL, CAN YOU NAME IT AFTER ME?" S.E. waved her arms around.
"I'm not having a baby, that's wrong, and even if I had a baby, I wouldn't name it after some crazy weird person!" Temari shouted.
"You hurt your cousin's feelings…." S.E. did a sad face.
"I'm not your cousin!"
"I'm already sad enough I lost Kathy the bakery and NOW you make me cry! What do you have to say for yourself, Temari?" S.E. started to cry buckets.
Temari did feel a little bad. Even though this idiot was crazy, her sad face WAS sad.
"….Sorry…" Temari murmured.
"HA! GOTCHA! I can't believe you fell for that!" S.E. started to laugh her head off.
Temari felt like a total idiot.
"YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!"
"Eeek! Know you know the pregnant mother of Kankurou and Gaara, the one who did IN FACT suggest Mr. Pumpkins, my cousin, the girl from the Sand!" S.E. spoke.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Temari yanked out her fan and got ready to attack S.E.
"Now you know Temari! I gotta run…my cousin is very, very scary with that fan of hers….bye!"
S.E., Chi and Natasha have no funny comments at this time, as Chi and Natasha are currently helping S.E. cool down her hell's fire anger.