Itachi

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. I only own me, S.E., Riyo, my stash of donuts and uhm...that's it.

I know, why the early update? I was immediately feeling better when I saw I had 104 reviews! That's the most I ever had! I'm going to my great aunt's funeral the 26th of August. So...don't expect any updates that day. Oh, and the next time that shithead comes back, I'm going to disable anonymous reviews.

I'm trying to go back into my happy, humorous self, so if this chapter doesn't seem as funny as the first fifteen, I'm sorry. I am trying to get into a better mood.

My new list after Itachi: Kankurou, Haku, maybe Tsunade, Jiraiya.

Lots of people emailed me and reviewed saying I should do Hinata. We'll see.

Warning: OOCness. I'm picking on yaoi in this chapter. Remember, no flames and don't take this fic seriously.

A/N: Have you noticed how many SasuNaru fics there are? There's like a new one every day! It's highly disturbing me...I'm not a yaoi fan. I'm sorry, but if they were not intended to be gay...

"Ouch…my head hurts….Temari hurt my head…" S.E. came walking back up to that hard to pronounce place and sat down, with an ice pack on her head.

"You're on in five, S.E.," Riyo told her.

"Alright…owwwie….." S.E. said.

She pulled out a donut from her stash and bit into it.

"Ahhh…nothing better than a sugar enriched donut to perk me up…whoa….that didn't come out right…" S.E. sweat dropped.

She picked up her microphone and flipped it on. She looked at her list and saw that Uchiha Itachi was next. She'd been anticipating him just as much as she was anticipating Gaara.

"Hello? Testing testing…1 2 3….ohhh…okay…Hello! I am back from my angry mood and I'm ready to continue! Hi, I'm S.E., your hired gun- I meant- your announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! Today's guest…is the man we've all been waiting for….UCHIHA ITACHI!" S.E. boomed into the microphone.

She looked at the door.

"I SAID UCHIHA ITACHI!"

Cricket cricket

"I'M HEEEEEEERE!" Itachi came, running through the door.

"About time. You're late. Where's your invitation?"

Itachi flashed it in the air.

"Sorry. Wait, why am I even saying sorry? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Not yet, Itachi. Sit down in that chair, and we'll talk this over," S.E. smooth talked him.

Itachi wordlessly sat down in the small chair, really wanting to kill someone.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."

"I'm bored."

"Itachi….he killed his entire clan….because he wanted ice cream…"

Itachi narrowed his eyes.

"That's stupid. I would never do that. I-,"

"You like chocolate ice cream…RIIIGHT?" S.E. asked.

"Why does it matter to you? And no, I didn't kill my ENTIRE clan, I spared my pathetic little brother…I'm hungry…" Itachi said.

"Aha! SEE! I told you so!"

"…"

"Itachi…he snores….in his sleep…."

"What? Who told you that- I mean- What the heck?"

"You really should stop snoring so loudly…I bet the rest of the Akatsuki feels that way…"

"I'm not snoring!"

"Itachi…he's actually part fish…."

"You must have me mixed up with Kisame. I'm human, and I feel like killing you."

"Explain why you like ice cream so much, fishy."

"You are making no sense."

"Everybody knows fishes like ice cream!" S.E. jumped in the air, happily.

Itachi sweat dropped.

"Itachi…he's actually a yaoi fan…"

"What's yaoi?"

S.E. slapped her head.

"You're a fan, and you…don't know what it is?"

"No."

"For an evil guy, you're kinda…ahem…anyway, yaoi is uhm….boy love?" S.E. nervously explained.

"EWWWWWW!" Itachi screeched like a girl.

"Itachi, you weren't acting like yourself…" S.E. said.

"That's…" Itachi was now deeply disturbed.

"I know…" S.E. patted Itachi on the back.

"I'm hungry…I'm going to leave now, before you deeply disturb me anymore. And stop lying about me," Itachi got up.

"Now you know the clan killer just because of ice cream that is part fish, snores in his sleep and is a reluctant yaoi fan. That was a lot…" S.E. sighed.

"I'm leaving!"

"Wait! Don't go!"

"…"

"Now you know Uchiha Itachi…I need to torture him more!" S.E. ran after him, but not before getting a donut.

"Gotta love them," S.E. chomped on her donut as she ran after Itachi.

S.E.: I feel better that I got over one hundred reviews. But I'm still sad and a bit angry.

Chi: Heck, I'd be happy if I got a hundred reviews

Natasha: We all know Chi...

Chi: What is that supposed to mean?