Kankurou

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would either die or Lee would have ninety percent of his eyebrow hair shaved off. But we can't always get what we want. I do own me, S.E., the Gaara repellent and...darn!

Okay, I'm finally doing Kankurou! Personally, if he didn't go overboard with the 'makeup', he would look kinda cute (gets stares) What? I'm a girl!

List after Kankurou: Haku, Jiraiya, Tsunade, maybe Anko and maybe Hinata. Still not sure about Hinata.

I love the ideas and suggestions you guys give me, but sadly I cannot use them all. I don't want to become totally reliable on them. I need to make up some of mine too. It would be bad if I only used your suggestions. I thank you guys for the reviews! This is the most I EVER got!

Now...on with the fic!

S.E. crossed off Uchiha Itachi on her list and began looking for who was next.

"…Kankurou?...erm…okay…" S.E. raised an eyebrow.

"S.E.! You're on in five!" Riyo yelled.

"Good!"

She was merrily eating her donut and then gasped,

"I forgot! I never found Itachi! Noooooo!" S.E. said, corny dramatic music playing.

"Dude, that's my grandpa's record player! Give it back!" A surfer dude appeared.

"Oops, sorry. Tell your grandpa thanks!"

S.E. picked up the microphone and said,

"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm your slaughterer- I meant- announcer! Today's new victim-cough- guest is none other than…Kankurou."

Kankurou walked in.

"I'm tired."

"Gee, good first impression, Kankurou. I was going to give you Gaara repellent, but seeing you do that, I'm not."

"Gaara repellent? Give me that!"

"No, you're tired. Show me your invitation," S.E. ordered.

He flashed it.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Give me that Gaara repellent!"

"Kankurou…he stuffs ten pounds of oranges…in his mouth…for fresh citrus breath…"

"How is that possible? And give me that Gaara repellent!"

"No way, Citrus breath."

"Or else."

S.E., not wanting Kankurou to use one of his creepy puppets, threw him the Gaara repellent.

"Ow! It hit me on the head!"

"Hahaha, Citrus breath. Kankurou…he likes to steal Temari's make up and make himself feel pretty…"

"No way! I don't steal make up! Especially not from Temari!"

All of the sudden, Temari zoomed in and slapped Kankurou.

"You stole ALL my black waterproof makeup, Kankurou!"

"But….the stuff I have isn't waterproof…"

Temari noticed the Gaara repellent that S.E. hit Kankurou with.

"Who gave you this?"

"Up there."

Temari looked up.

"The heavens gave it to us! Mine!" Temari stole the repellent and ran off.

"See Kankurou…don't steal makeup…"

"But I didn't!"

"Then what the heck did I just see and hear?"

Silence.

"Kankurou…his mom is Temari…that would make me his cousin one removed…."

Kankurou could have died.

"Temari's not my mom! And you're not my…uhm…"

"First cousin one removed?"

"Yeah!"

"Poor poor Citrus breath…."

"Stop calling me Citrus breath, you-,"

"Kankurou…he's going to be a big brother…"

"Huh?"

"Temari's having a baby!"

Kankurou dropped his jaw.

"Temari's….what the- I will personally hunt them down!" Kankurou stood up and started to head for the door.

"Now you know…the citrus breath soon-to-be- big brother who steals Temari's makeup…."

"That's not true! Where's Temari!"

"Now you know…Kankurou…oooh! Let's organize a baby shower! I'll make the cake! Wait…I can't cook…oh well!" S.E. happily grabbed another donut.

-In the Sand-

"I hope this Gaara repellent works," Temari sighed as she started to spray herself with it. Gaara walked in.

"You smell…like Kankurou when he hasn't washed in a month…." Gaara said.

Temari looked at the repellent and there in tiny words:

This repellent is actually not really a Gaara repellent, I just wanted to see your reaction when you found out it wasn't.

S.E.

She started to twitch her eye.

"I'M GOING TO KILL HER!"

Then Kankurou rushed in.

"I should have saw the signs…we need to find out who got you pregnant!" Kankurou said.

Gaara looked up and down at Temari.

"You're…pregnant?"

Temari felt steam come out her ears.

"I am not!"

S.E.: Hey, maybe after I run out of characters to do, want me to make a sequel?

Chi: I still wanna know what Tenten made Neji wear.

Natasha: Me too.

Neji: I'm not telling!

-S.E., Chi and Natasha sweat drop-

Tenten: But Neji, it looks cute on you! -OOC much?-

Neji: Hide me!