Haku
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Sasuke Fan Club. I do own me, S.E., my donuts and uhh...anything else...
Yes! People agree with me about Kankurou being hot with no make up on! I'M NOT ALONE! -gets awkward stares- Ahem...sorry about that. Haku was very hard to do. But I think it came out alright :)
List after Haku: Jiraiya, Anko, Tsunade and maybe Hinata. I need more time to think about it.
Warning: OOCness. Lots of rabid Sasuke fangirls. Remember, no flaming! And DO NOT take this fic seriously. Just making sure you people CAN read...
S.E. crossed off Kankurou on her list and started to see who was scheduled after him.
She saw pencil lines covering up Haku and saying 'Rock Lee' instead.
"Strange…I swore I had Haku- LEE!" S.E. yelled.
He popped up.
"My turn?"
"No. How dare you come up in the hard to prounounce place and…and…WRITE ON MY HOLY LIST! YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH NEVERENDING EEEEEVIL!" S.E. yelled.
"But I just wanna do it…" Lee said, sadly.
S.E. narrowed her eyes.
"Seeing as you practically ruin my show every day, I don't know. Now out Sasquatch, or I'll get Riyo….or an angry Sakura…"
"Sakura-chan's here? Where!"
"Riiiyo!"
"I'm leaving!" Lee ran out of the studio.
"Hah…angry Sakura…gets them everytime…"
"You're on S.E.," Riyo bellowed.
She flipped the microphone on and said,
"Hello! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., your slayer-I meant- announcer! Today's guest took me lots of money to revive and bring back from the dead, and that guest is…Haku!"
Haku walked in.
"I haven't walked in soooo long…"
"No duh. You were dead."
"I was?"
S.E. slapped her head.
"Just…sit down."
Haku showed S.E. the invitation and sat down.
"Where's Zabuza?"
"He's dead."
Haku looked like he was about to cry.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"…"
"Haku…is really a woman who has a HUGE crush on Zabuza…and I can see why…"
"I'm a boy! I remember before I died I had millions of boys after me…and I don't like Zabuza that way…"
"Suuuure….why must you torment us? Can't you just admit you're a girl? You're girlier than…than…a boy!"
"I'm a boy!"
"Uhuh. And I make A's in math."
"You do?"
"No. I don't."
"Ohh…"
"Haku…accidentally went to a beauty pageant…and won first place…"
"That's only happened once!"
S.E. gasped.
"Really? What kind of dress did you wear? And did you impress Zabuza with your girly ways?"
"I was there on accident! And Zabuza didn't show up…"
"Riiight…"
"But…it's true.."
"Haku…only died because she's very, very suicidal…"
"What? I'm not a she! HE! HE! And I died for Zabuza…Zabuza…" Haku echoed.
"Please, don't do that. I hate echoes…" S.E. sighed, fiddling with her fingers.
"Stop calling me she!"
"Darn you Masashi Kishimoto, why'd you have to draw a manlady?"
"MANLADY!"
"Yep."
"I'm going to use that same attack I used on Sasuke…except he lived though…"
"I kinda wished you killed him. But nooo, now we have more troubles thanks to Mister Angsty-pants."
"OH NO! WE HAVE A CASE OF CODE 7419!" Suddenly, massive bunches of rabid Sasuke fangirls swarmed the studio!
"Oh no! The Sasuke Fan Club! Aieeeee!" Haku and S.E. both shouted.
"Get those two!"
"No! I need to get my ten cars of donuts! Noooo!" S.E. cried out as the fangirls were breaking very large and expensive things.
"I have to…ugh…" Haku died again before ever finishing the sentence.
"Now you know…the suicidal manlady who IS a girl, accidentally won first place in a beauty pageant and has a crush on Zabuza…whoa…Haku's dead…again…aaagh!" S.E. was being surrounded by the SFC.
"Now you know Haku! I gotta go to my fangirl shelter!" S.E. ran.
-S.E., Chi and Natasha are in the fangirl shelter-
S.E.: AAAGH! I hate these type of fangirls!
Chi: Aren't you one?
S.E.: Kinda, but I'm not obsessed with anyone from Naruto.
Natasha: Oh really? Explain why you suddenly have six pictures of Kankurou
S.E.: Nooooo! That's doesn't mean I'm obsessed!
Kankurou: Hi. -pops up randomly-
S.E.: -dreamy look- Kankurou...-drool-
Chi: Kankurou...you might want to leave.
Kankurou: But...since Temari's gonna have a baby, I need a baby name book.
Temari: I'M NOT HAVING A BABY!