Jiraiya
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E., my donuts and darn! That's it!
Whoa. 127 reviews...I feel special! Yes! MORE people agree with me on Kankurou being hot without makeup!
Interesting, someone suggested Konohamaru. I shall do him after Tsunade. I also got a suggestion of Kyuubi. That I shall do too :) I also got a suggestion of starting an Anti Chibi Club. Yay :)
Yes, I do like Zabuza (heehee). Maybe I should do him too...
List after Jiraiya: Anko, Tsunade, Konohamaru, Kyuubi, maybe Hinata.
I'm still not sure about Hinata. Maybe if I have a good week, I might consider. I'm going back to school on the 29th of August, so I can't update this as much as I like.
Warning: Probably OOCness. And remember, no flaming! And PLEASE don't take this fic seriously. That is all.
"No! I got more threatening notes from Kiba AND Sasuke! Those idiots…" S.E. sighed as she shredded those two slips of paper through the paper shredder.
"S.E., we're going to have to give you a warning about our next guest. He-," Riyo was interrupted by his superior (Yeah! I'm superior!).
"Can't be worse than Lee or Sasuke. I'll be on in five," S.E. assured the doubting security man.
"Well, don't come running to me," Riyo said, then left to do stuff that is too big for S.E.
S.E. shrugged and flipped on the microphone.
"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., your eradicator-cough- low paid announcer! Today's guest is…Jiraiya!" S.E. announced.
In came the world's biggest pervert and said,
"Where am I?"
"Got your invitation?"
"Yes?"
"Good. NOW SIT!"
Jiraiya, having nothing to do but do what he does best, sat down and asked,
"Are you a girl?"
S.E. sweat dropped.
"Because it's you, I'm not going to answer your question."
He sweat dropped too and said nothing more.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"I think you're a girl. Wanna pose for my next novel?" he offered.
"EWWW! HECK NO! Jiraiya…is in fact not a Super Pervert, but Super Gay…"
"I'm not gay!"
"Uhuh sure you are Jiraiya."
"But I'm not!"
"Jiraiya…his real name is Jamaica…"
"Noooo….it's not."
"Yeah right, Jamaica."
Jiraiya glared and then returned to his…well I can't say normal self.
"Jiraiya…can't summon frogs…he summons…turkeys…"
"I'm pretty sure I summon frogs and not turkeys…too bad I can't summon naked girls…"
"EWW! Super Gay just admitted it! He likes….men!"
"I didn't."
S.E. inched away from Jiraiya.
"Suuure….right. Jiraiya…got turned down on a date by Tsunade when they were genins sixty times…and when she became Hokage too…"
"That's only happened twice!"
"That's when you realized you had to be gay…"
"…"
All of a sudden, Lee came crashing through the window.
"HI S.E.!"
"Aieeeeeee!" S.E. screamed.
"Hah! You ARE a girl!" Jiraiya shouted.
"OUT LEE!"
"Aw…you don't have to be like that…" Lee said.
"OUT!"
Lee left and everything seemed well.
"I'm leaving," Jiraiya said.
"Now you know the super perverted gay turkey summoner named Jamaica that's been turned down on a date by Tsunade sixty times Sannin…"
"That's not true!"
"You should stop writing those books, Jamaica. It's very, very disturbing…."
"My name is not Jamaica!"
"Make sure you don't hit on Kakashi…" S.E.'s voice faded away.
"Why would I do that? And come back down here and stop calling me gay!"
"I love donuts…"
"Are you listening?"
"Not at all, Jamaica…" S.E. said, eating a fudge donut.
"I'm leaving!" And like that, he was gone.
"Hah…he is perverted AND gay…who knew?" She asked the audience.
S.E.: Yeah, I came up with Jamaica because my computer thought Jiraiya wasn't a word and changed it to Jamaica, even though I didn't realize it until I was proofreading it!
Chi: Computers are stupid
Natasha: We know you are, Chi.
Chi: What's that supposed to mean?
Natasha: I dunno. I just like to say that
-S.E. sweatdrops and the Sand Siblings pop up-
Temari: For the last time, I'M NOT HAVING A BABY!
Gaara: Then why are you getting fat?
Temari: ...Because I have been eating ice cream.
Kankurou: You're lying! Who got you pregnant?
S.E.: Hi Kankurou! Too bad I don't own you, but minoko-chan does!
-The Sand Siblings sweat drop-