Anko
Disclaimer: No. I don't own Naruto. I just own me, S.E., Riyo, my donuts and that's it.
A very angry A/N:
Do you people know how hurt I am? I just went to the funeral of my aunt who died of lung cancer, and I get horribly bad grammar reviews. All I ask is that you PLEASE don't flame and DO NOT TAKE THIS FICTION SERIOUSLY! Is that so much to ask for? Can you shit heads even read? Can you read: I AM NOT BASHING! I've read fanfics that (not naming any) make my ''bashing'' look miniscule. I am NOT bashing. And if you are going to review, review like this:
Good review (The ones I mostly have): I thought it was very good, entertaining, etc, makes a funny comment, suggests new characters, leaves some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism and says bye or something nice.
That is good. That makes me feel happy and raises my self esteem.
Here's the fricken reviews I just got:
U r suh a meanie!1111!11 is it da plot 2 bash all da charactors? Teh fic is stupid, I hate u.U r bashin Lee an sasuke. I hate u.
I am not in a mood to be messed with. If you flame, and if you are a registered member, I'm banning you from EVER REVIEWING MY FICS! And I'm disabling anonymous reviewers for good. I'm sorry, but I can NOT take it anymore.
And if you review, PLEASE SPELL! Do NOT use chatspeak. You can use some, but don't be like the review up there. That peeves me greatly.
I'm really in a bad mood. If you are a NICE person, please, don't be mad at me. Be mad at ALL THOSE FRICKEN PEOPLE THAT CANNOT READ!
Oh, and by the way, please don't review on different chapters not in chronological order. READ ALL OF IT TO UNDERSTAND THE INSIDE JOKES AND ALL THAT STUFF AND THEN REVIEW ON THE LAST CHAPTER. That peeves me too.
List after Anko: Tsunade, Konohamaru, Kyuubi. Maybe Hinata. Still not sure.
Warning: Some OOCness. PLEASE DO NOT FLAME AND DO NOT TAKE THIS FIC SERIOUSLY. Just making sure all you fucking people can read. Sorry about the language. But I'm really angry.
S.E. happily crossed off Jiraiya and was making preparations for Anko, her next victim. I meant guest.
"LalalalaLAAAAAAA-,"
"S.E., don't sing."
"Sorry Riyo!" S.E. yelled to the suffering Riyo who had to hear her sing. Riyo barely survives her singing. And by barely, it means barely.
"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E. your destroyer-cough hiccup hack- announcer! Today's guest is Mitarashi-,"
Anko came swooping in, similar like the time she swooped in at the end of the first chuunin exam.
"I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET! HOLD YOUR HORSES!" S.E. yelled.
"But you were taking SOOOO long!" Anko pouted.
"Sheesh. Today's guest is Mitarashi Anko. NOW SIT! And show me your invitation!" S.E. ordered Anko.
She flashed her invite and sat down.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"I'm bored," Anko sighed, wanting to leave.
"Anko….is the reason why Orochimaru is gay…"
Anko dropped her jaw.
"No I'm not! He chose being gay of his own free will! The paparazzi has it mixed up!" Anko yelled.
S.E. raised her eyebrow, continuing to eat her donut.
"Uhuhm…sure…Anko…"
Anko nodded as she returned to her pouty self.
"It's true!"
"Anko…she's wearing a wig…." S.E. pointed.
"That was only for Halloween! And it was itchy! And yellow! I don't like yellow!" Anko said, recollecting her bad experience with wigs.
"Anko, you're lying. All this talk about yellow wigs is most untrue. You're wearing a wig," S.E. explained.
"But I'm not!"
"I am so glad you haven't tasted my blood."
"Huh?" Anko asked.
"Nothing!" S.E. said abruptly.
"I'm on to you…." Anko said, suspiciously.
S.E. inched away and nodded slowly. on….Anko…really does like Iruka…"
Anko dropped her jaw.
"I don't like Iruka!"
"We all know Anko…."
Anko blushed slightly then shook it away.
"I don't!"
"You know you do. Stop denying!" S.E. forcefully said.
"No I don't! No I don't!" Anko started to a have a temper tantrum.
"Wow, now I know why you're called Naruto's female counterpart…" S.E. sweat dropped.
Anko was about to say something to S.E. and then Lee popped up. Again. Whoopee.
"HI S.E.!"
"Keh! Leave!"
Lee looked determined and demanded,
"I WANT TO HAVE A TURN!"
S.E. didn't get scared easily, but Lee's anger is very, very scary.
"Uhhh…after….sometime…okay?"
Lee jumped up and down.
"Okay!"
He left.
"You're intending to keep that, right?" Anko asked.
"Not really. But I'm too tired to force him to leave," S.E. collapsed onto the floor.
"Are you awake?"
"Anko…she should be the godmother to Temari's baby…."
Anko looked confused.
"Someone's having a baby? Oh! Babies!" Anko seemed interested.
Somewhere, Temari's voice was heard.
"I'M NOT HAVING A BABY!"
"YEAH YOU ARE!" S.E. shouted back.
Silence.
"I know that voice….who is it…?" Anko wondered. S.E. slapped her head.
"Now you know…the reason of Orochimaru's gayness, the Iruka lover, wig wearing godmother…err…that is Anko…"
"I don't have a wig!"
"Shut up. Now you know Mitarashi Anko."
S.E. ate another donut as Anko left to throw a fit somewhere else.
"HEY! IF YOU ADMIT YOUR LOVE TO IRUKA, CAN I GET HIS AUTOGRAPH?" S.E. asked.
"NOO!"
"Awww…but I want his autograph…" S.E. sighed.
No comments at this time. Instead, be very sad. Sad at all those idiots that made me feel angry.