Tsunade

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did...ehehe...(giggles to self) I do own me, S.E., Otari, and uhhhh I guess my donuts :)

Hello! Que pasa! (it means what's up). Ehehe, I'm taking Spanish, so...uhhhh yeah! It's been kinda busy, and I was going to post this yesterday, but I didn't have the time :( So I did it today :)

List after Tsunade: Konohamaru, Kyuubi, and the one that took me a LOT of people to persuade me to do, Hinata.

I'm getting e-mails about whether I'm doing Lee. Kekeke...we'll see in the sequel :P

Warning: Uhhh...OOCness I guess. And other stuff.

"Otari, did ya catch him?" S.E. asked one of the 'taller' midgets, the midget commander.

"The seventh division thinks he's near some hair salon. Or it could be that guy that we jumped last week…"

S.E. gave him a puzzled look. Or more of a 'What-did-I-say-about-jumping-people' look.

"He called us short!"

S.E. sighed and said,

"Carry on," as she dismissed Otari.

S.E. crossed off Iruka on her list and flipped on her microphone.

"Hello! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm your cause of death- I meant- not paid enough announcer! Today's guest is the Hokage, also known as Tsunade!"

Tsuande stumbled in, probably experiencing a hangover.

"Uhh…Riyo? Is it safe for her to come in with a hangover?" S.E. asked her trusty security man.

"We'll keep an eye on her," Riyo assured the girl.

"Okay."

S.E. returned to her microphone.

"Hiya Tsunade!"

"….hiccup…hello…S.E….hiccup!" Tsunade hiccupped.

S.E. rolled her eyes and said,

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

Tsunade perked up and looked around.

"Where am I? Where's Shizune? Where's my lottery ticket?"

S.E. raised a brow and stepped away.

"Tsunade…thinks Jiraiya is gay."

Tsunade didn't respond until ten minutes later.

"Huh? Oh! No, Jiraiya's just a pervert."

"Tsunade, he's gay. He admitted it."

Tsunade awed in wonder and then sighed,

"I should have saw that coming."

S.E. nodded and tried to think of another way to torture the Fifth Hokage.

"Tsunade…she watches gory movies…"

Tsunade dropped her jaw.

"I'm hematophobic! I hate seeing blood!"

"That's what they all say…you should really try watching this one I have at home. It has no lessons in learning, no common sense, and it's gory!"

Tsunade stiffened.

"I'll pass."

S.E. laughed maniacally and continued on.

"Tsunade…is in debt…you owe me fifty bucks!"

"No I don't! And Shizune pays for my debt!"

"Uhuh sure, put it on poor Shizune's tab…you're going to end up being a homeless hobo. Wait…yeah!" S.E. exclaimed.

Tsunade was now a bit angry.

"I hate you!"

"Thanks for the compliment, hobo."

"I'm not a hobo! I'm the Hokage!"

"Yeah, the Hokage who's a hobo. Hey! Tsunade's a hobo!" S.E. yelled to the world. Well, not really, but she tried.

"I'm not!"

"Tsunade…thinks Orochimaru and Jiraiya should hook up."

"EWWWW! I hate Orochimaru, and Jiraiya's not gay!"

"What part of 'Jiraiya is gay' did you not get? Are you BLIND?" S.E. roared.

"Blind? Isn't it deaf? And no, Jiraiya is NOT gay!" Tsunade yelled.

"So? I don't care!" S.E. stuck out her tongue.

Tsunade folded her arms together.

"Now you know….the person who thinks Jiraiya is gay, watches gory movies, is in debt AND is a homeless hobo, thinks Orochimaru and Jiraiya should hook up and is blind Hokage!"

"I'm not blind! Or deaf!"

"You can't hear me, blind person!" S.E. taunted.

"Yeah too!"

"Now you know…Tsunade…"

"I'm leaving…I'm going to have a nice glass of sake and then gamble…and forget about you," Tsunade walked out, almost recovering from her hangover.

"Forget about me? NOOO! I don't want to be forgotten!" S.E. cried.

S.E. sat down in her spinny chair and sighed and reached for another donut.

"This job brings me so much pain…oooh! Another box of donuts from my loyal fans! Woohoo!" S.E. happily wept tears of joy.

S.E.: I wuv my donuts!

Chi: I wuv Otari!

Natasha: Chi and Otari sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-...-gets interupted by Chi-

Chi: Stop making fun of me! -cries-

-S.E. sweatdrops-