Konohamaru

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Alvin and the Chipmunks. I would be a happier person and actually have a LIFE if I did. I just own me, S.E., Riyo, Otari, my rabid moose, and my midget rebellion. But I don't own Kleenex either.

Hiya guys. Betcha didn't see this coming, did ya? YES! THE FIRST WEEK OF HELL- I MEANT- EIGHTH GRADE IS OVER! YAHOO! God, it was eternity! And we don't have school on Labor Day! Now if only I knew why it's called Labor Day...(ponders)

List after Konohamaru: Kyuubi, Yondaime, Hinata.

I'm doing Yondaime before Hinata mainly b/c I want to do Hinata last.

Just a few more chapters, and then it will be done (sigh). I will do a sequel, but I can't reveal anymore b/c it's a secret...ehehe...

Now, on with the fic!

"Hey! Brownies! Woohoo! I might not like them as much as donuts, but hey! Yum!" S.E. chirped as she bit into a fudge brownie.

"You need to stop eating so much chocolate," Riyo sighed.

"Hey! Chocolate is GOD!" S.E. exclaimed.

"And I'm the king of Spain."

"Good for you."

Riyo shook his head and left.

"Uhh….oh!" S.E. flipped on the microphone, "Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., your killer- I mean- host! Today's guest is….erm…Konohamaru."

In came the little boy, skipping in and surprisingly not tripping over that dangerously long scarf.

"That's a safety hazard, you know. YOU COULD DIEEEEEE!" S.E. raised her hands up.

"Nuh uh," he said, standing there.

"Sit. In the chair and show me your invitation," S.E. ordered the little kid.

"No. I don't FEEL like it."

"Little brat, you better. Or I'll…I'll…aha! I'll get out a rabid moose!" S.E. threatened.

"Moose?"

"Yeah!"

"I'm sitting."

Little did Konohamaru know that S.E. now had something to torture him.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"I'm bored!"

"Konohamaru…was named after a brand of tissues….Kleenex to be exact…"

"What? No I wasn't!"

"Ewww…what sick human would name their kid after a brand of tissues…"

"Hey! I'm KONOHAMARU, NOT KLEENEX!"

"I'm surprised you can even say your name right, tissue boy."

"My name isn't Kleenex!"

"Yep. It is."

Konohamaru crossed his arms infront of his chest and pouted.

"Konohamaru…is really one of my midget rebels from my midget rebellion…"

This really made him mad.

"I'M NOT A MIDGET!"

"Explain why you're so short, Kleenex."

"Stop calling me Kleenex! And I'm just a little short for my age!"

"Riiight. And I'm the CEO of the Infinite Donut Trade Center."

"Huh?"

"(sigh)…nevermind…"

"I wanna leave."

"Well…TOO BAD!"

"Hmph."

"Konohamaru…he steals purses from-GASP!- Old ladies! How could you!" S.E. smacked him.

"I only did it once! And I was three!"

"Think about how the old ladies feel. Their life savings might have been in that purse! Shame on you!"

"Who carries their life savings in their purse?" Konohamaru asked.

S.E. whistled.

"Some…people!"

"You?"

"Ehehe…THAT'S MY BUSINESS!" S.E. shouted.

"I'm hungry."

"Konohamaru…is actually the son of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks…that explains why you look so weird…"

"Who's this 'Alvin'? And I'M NOT A CHIPMUNK!" Konohamaru stomped his feet.

"Dude….don't be ashamed. Your father knows being part chipmunk is such a hassle for you…"

"I'm not part chipmunk!"

"Your real name is Kleenex Chippy McBuckybuckytooth! Hey, can I see your teeth?"

"I don't have buck teeth!"

"Poor Kleenex Chippy…"

"My name isn't Kleenex OR Chippy! Stop making fun of me!" Konohamaru growled.

"Ooooh! Are you going to use your chipmunk powers to defeat me?" S.E. asked.

"What the-No!"

"Now you know….the Kleenex, old ladies' purse stealer, midget rebel, son of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks, has chipmunk powers and his real name is Kleenex Chippy McBuckybuckytooth!" S.E. announced.

"I'm telling on you!"

"Go ahead, tell on me to your father, Kleenex Chippy."

"My father isn't a chipmunk!"

"And my name isn't S.E."

"It isn't?"

"Yes it is."

"I hate you!"

"Now you know…Konohamaru…."

Konohamaru stomped out, pouting and unhappy. On the contrary, S.E. was having a ball.

"Weehee! Go me, go me. Uhuh, uhuh uhuh oh yeah! I RULE!" S.E. happily yelled, throwing blue and yellow confetti in the air and eating donuts and getting fanmail.

S.E.: I'm so glad the first week of school is over...

Chi: -gagging Otari- You mean Shoocl?

S.E.: Uhh...sure...

Natasha: Oooh! Look! Otari's turning purple!

-Everybody stares at Otari, who is in fact turning purple-

Kankurou: I think you should let him go.

Chi: NO!

Gaara: I think he's suffocating

Temari: Me too.

Chi: -looks at the purple faced Otari-

Chi: He's suffocating with love!

-Everbody sweatdrops-