Kyuubi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Poke'mon. I just own me, S.E., Riyo and my donuts.
I was originally going to upload this next week, but since I wanted to get this overwith, here it is.
Bold Italics- Kyuubi speaking
" "- Normal talk
I was laughing at the reviews I got. I feel happier!
List after Kyuubi: Yondaime and lastly Hinata.
Don't ask me to add more people. I've already decided Yondaime and Hinata will be last.
Warning: OOCness maybe. No flaming and don't take this fic seriously.
I've heard that Kyuubi is a girl. Is this true? I think Kyuubi's a boy. If I'm wrong, just pretend Kyuubi's a boy.
Now, on with the show!
S.E. was once again eating none other than a donut. She crossed off Konohamaru and looked to see who was next.
"Good ol' Kyuubi, eh? This is gonna be a hard one, but anyway- Riyo!" S.E. called for her security advisor.
"Yes?"
"How am I supposed to torture-cough cough- talk to Kyuubi? Naruto certainly won't let me."
This was indeed a puzzling dilemma.
"I have an idea," Riyo whispered to S.E.
"Good one!"
--
Naruto was strolling down the street. After being humiliated by a voice, he vowed never to do that again. Then, in the same place as the studio, THERE WAS A RAMEN BAR!
"Oooh! Ramen! I'm hungry!" Naruto ran to the ramen bar and saw S.E. wearing a red wig, so he wouldn't recognize her.
"Can I have ramen with miso?"
"Sure!"
And just like that, before Naruto knew it, S.E. had knocked him out with a frying pan.
"Okay Riyo, drag him back," S.E. ordered Riyo as he dragged the unconscious fox boy in the studio.
--
And after some science-fiction related stuff that's too intelligent to explain, they could now hear the Kyuubi, even though he was inside Naruto.
"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., the assassin- I meant- low minimum waged announcer. Today's victim- I mean- guest is the one, the only Kyuubi!" S.E. announced.
Am I free? I'M FREE! NO MORE RAMEN! WOOHOO- er...ahem- WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DARE YOU INTRUDE AMONGST MY PRESENCE!
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."
You! Up there! Am I free?
"Sorry Kyuubi, but you're still inside Naruto."
Darn. So, where am I?
"I'm S.E. And you're in the Know Your Stars: Naruto Style studio."
Oh.
"Kyuubi…really needs to get a girlfriend…"
Girlfriend? THE GREAT KYUUBI DOES NOT NEED A MATE!
"Any nice vixens you've seen, Kyuubi?"
THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF ME!
"Gosh, Kyuubi, you're so VAIN! You're never going to get a girlfriend that way."
Cricket chirps.
"Kyuubi….is related to Ninetales from Poke'mon."
I AM NOT RELATED TO THAT THING!
"Explain why you look alike."
ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT! NINETALES IS MY COUSIN WHO IS NOT AS GLORIUS AS I AM! THAT THING IS A-
"Kyuubi! Don't use foul language; children are watching, 'kay Kyube?"
KYUBE? IT'S KYUUBI, THE ALL POWERFUL AND MIGHTY!
"You're such an egomaniac. Kyuubi…eats green eggs and ham…."
WHAT? GREEN EGGS? IS THAT POSSIBLE?
"Yup. It says so here!" S.E. flashed the Dr. Seuss book.
That's not a book! GREEN EGGS AND HAM IS IMPOSSIBLE!
"Poor Kyube…he's hit with the truth…"
THAT IS NOT TRUE!
S.E. ignored his yelling and said,
"Kyuubi…uses ten pounds of fur gel to keep himself silky smooth…"
I ONLY BUY THE BEST- I MEAN- HOW CAN I BUY HAIR GEL WHEN I'M STUCK INSIDE THIS INSOLENT, NAÏVE BOY!
"Maybe Naruto buys it for you, somehow brings it to you, and you use it," S.E. explained, like it was first grade stuff.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? YOU ARE LYING!
S.E. sighed and continued on.
"Kyuubi…plays DDR when everybody is not looking…"
DDR?
"Dance Dance Revolution."
OOH! FUN FUN FUN! I MEAN, WHY WOULD I PLAY SUCH A GAME?
"You made high score last week."
REALLY? COOL! I meant- STOP LYING!
"Now you know…the desperate need for a girlfriend, related to Ninetales, eats green eggs and ham, buys only the best fur gel, and the DDR playing fox demon…"
STOP IT! THE GREAT KYUUBI DEMANDS YOU!
"Now you know…Kyuubi…"
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISRESPECT FOR THE WONDERFUL KYUUBI! I WILL-
S.E. turned off the machine and Kyuubi was heard no more.
"That was fun…oh! A donut car! I'VE BEEN WAITING!" S.E. ran outside and saw her donut car.
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Meanwhile, Naruto woke up from his unconsciousness. He scratched his head and asked,
"Uhnnn…where am I? And why do I feel the need for fur gel?"
S.E.: That one was definitely my favorite.
Chi: Mine too!
Natasha: Oh look. It's Sakura.
-Sakura appears-
Sakura: My forehead isn't that big!
S.E.: Aaagh!