Yondaime
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I just own me, S.E., Riyo, my Revive-A-Nator...and uhhhh...anything else that is mine!
I've been swamped with school work...ugh...so I was going to post this yesterday but I couldn't because I didn't have any freetime :( Don't kill me!
I can't believe that after Hinata, this will be OVER! Don't worry, I'll have a sequel, but I'll tell you more later in the last chapter.
List after Yondaime: Hinata. Then an afterword which has a sneak preview of the sequel, Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back!
Warning: Since we don't really know the TRUE character of Yondaime, it can't be too OOC...right? Remember, no flames and PLEASE don't take this fic seriously.
S.E. crossed off Kyuubi and looked to see who was next. Yondaime.
"Thanks to this bag of infinite money, I can get a another reviving machine! Yahoo!" S.E. called on Riyo and handed him her bag of infinite money and told him to buy the Revive-A-Nator.
"Lalala…lalalala…..I'M BORED!" S.E. shouted. "Is it here yet?"
"GOT IT!" Riyo threw the two ton machine in the hard to pronounce place.
"Gyyyaaaah! My leg!" S.E. cried out.
"Sorry!"
-Two hours later-
"I got his body! He looks….now…who does he look like?" S.E. put a finger on her lip.
Riyo shook his head and sighed.
"Uzumaki Naruto-cough cough," he said.
"Okay, now to revive him…" S.E. put an electrical shocker thingy on Yondaime's chest and said,
"SHOCK HIM!"
Riyo flipped on two thousands volts.
"AAAGH!" He immediately came back to life.
"Hiya dude!" S.E. grinned.
"Wh-where am I?"
"In the Know Your Stars: Naruto Style studio."
"Reeeally?"
"Yup."
"Okay. But…I'M ALIVE! YEAH!"
"Yup, we definitely know who he's like…" Riyo commented, meaning Naruto.
"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm S.E., your murederer-I mean- announcer AND host! Today's guest is Yondaime!"
He waved.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…."
"I'm alive! Is the Kyuubi gone?"
"Yup, you sealed him inside a baby boy who turned out to be a town idiot- I mean- a baby boy," S.E. quickly said.
He nodded.
"Yondaime…doesn't want to be my friend…how mean can you be?" She cried.
"But…you didn't ask…and who are you?"
"Didn't you listen to the announcement? I'M S.E.!"
"Oh….sorry…do you want to be my friend?"
"You said no! YOU'RE MEAN!"
Yondaime was confused.
"Yondaime….his real name means cow pie…"
"No it's not."
"Hahaha! Cow pie! You're silly!" S.E. said in a high pitched voice.
"Okay?"
"Why would someone name you cow pie? COWS LIKE PIE!" S.E. shouted.
Yondaime was now deeply perturbed by S.E.
"My name does not mean cow pie."
"Whatever, cow pie. Yondaime…is more of a pervert than Jiraiya…stop looking at me like that!"
"No…you must have me confused with the Ultra Pervert. I'm not."
"Explain these magazines I found-,"
"Shhhh! They are not mine!"
S.E. stuffed them in the paper shredder.
"And now they aren't theirs either."
"Huh?"
S.E. sighed.
"Nevermind."
Silence.
"Yondaime…he was a bad influence on Kakashi….bad you!" S.E. scolded him.
"I liked Kakashi. I wasn't TOO harsh," Yondaime replied.
"BAD INFLUENCE!"
"No I'm not!"
"Cow pie!"
"Stop that!"
"I don't wanna!"
And so went the long and stupid argument.
-Eighty seven seconds later-
"Ultra Pervert!" S.E. threw an insult at him.
"HI S.E.!"
S.E. jerked her head around and saw Lee.
"Gah! Why….why are you here? I'm trying to run a show here!"
"Can I go?"
"NO!"
"You're mean!"
"Yes I'm not!"
Lee looked puzzled and pouted.
"Get out of here, Lee. Maybe another time," lied S.E.
"Yay!"
"What the heck was that about?" Yondaime asked, looking at the skipping boy walking out the door.
S.E. sighed.
"Long story. Now…where was I?"
Silence.
"Oh! Yondaime…has thirty six ex girlfriends…I don't blame them…."
"I only have four!"
"Riiight Yondaime….you have so many exes, you barely remember why you broke up with them!"
"What part of 'I only have four' did you not get?"
"Any of it, apparently. You have thirty six, THE END!" S.E. emphasized 'the end'.
Yondaime crossed his arms.
"Now you know…the guy who doesn't want me to be his friend who's name means cow pie, the ultra pervert, the bad influence on Kakashi and the guy who has thirty six ex girlfriends! Yeah!" S.E. said.
"It's four! And I wasn't a bad influence!"
"Tell it to the judge."
"Fine! I'll use a-,"
Clunk!
Yondaime collapsed, being dead. Again.
"What? He was supposed to be alive for another three hours! Oh well….Now you know…Yondaime…."
S.E. swore she heard a voice saying,
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
She shook her head, flipped off the microphone and grabbed a fudge donut.
"Another day…another wacky person….my job is SO hard….Ooh! Cookies!" S.E. pulled out a cookie from a box.
S.E.: Wow...this is my 25th chapter...woohoo!
Chi: FRISBEE!
Natasha: I don't wanna know what's that about...
S.E.: Me neither!